A true king!

ArthurHaroldKaneJnr · 2021-08-17T01:25:34+00:00

"My kids deserve a real father"

They also deserve a real mother, but they're stuck with you.

Edit: Thank you to the kind redditors for the awards :-)

aksell96 · 2021-08-17T02:37:23+00:00

That last reply was the icing on the cake!

AriesKillJester · 2021-08-17T03:22:18+00:00

Again, the children become casualties of poor choices by their mothers.

feelinlucky7 · 2021-08-17T02:03:21+00:00

This idiot needs to call in to Kevin Samuels’ show. She’d get lit up like a fucking Christmas tree

EastVanMarco · 2021-08-17T02:05:43+00:00

Didn't your mom ever teach you about prostitution?

OkCryptographer4390 · 2021-08-17T01:05:40+00:00

Shes looking for a slave

PapaGlozzy · 2021-08-17T04:00:24+00:00

Oh oh and one more thing, she lives off of child support, essentially sucking off of one man financially but still wants another one to 'take care' of her. I wonder where all that entitlement comes from lmao

Hawaiian-Fox · 2021-08-17T01:15:46+00:00

"Daddy left me, can you be my new Daddy?"

adamus13 · 2021-08-17T02:01:40+00:00

I’ve talked to enough women to know that this is indeed real.

Dreadful_Annihilator · 2021-08-17T02:14:09+00:00

He gave it a thumbs down lmao

CosmicOwl102 · 2021-08-17T02:36:35+00:00

Sweet justice. The fucking entitlement will never cease to amaze me.

sarcasticusername1 · 2021-08-17T02:42:36+00:00

Haha man I watch fresh and fit for this content. Not only does this chick not bring anything to the table she has negative points for having kids

kfree313 · 2021-08-17T04:21:19+00:00

They love standing at the finish line with their baggage and hopes .

JamPantstheFif · 2021-08-17T01:06:28+00:00

Nice.

TheForbiddenFool · 2021-08-17T04:07:01+00:00

Should just be titled:

Dating Past 25 In The Midwest

Geleemann · 2021-08-17T03:33:07+00:00

Fucking deluded. Mentally ill

Jakethecake010 · 2021-08-17T02:22:14+00:00

That relationship would work on the one condition that she takes on the "woman role" and cleans, cooks and parents the kids

blgiant · 2021-08-17T04:00:47+00:00

She thinks that puss is golden

skpicky · 2021-08-17T04:52:37+00:00

This reminds me of all the ones where the woman says "Short men need not apply" and the man responds with "Fat women need not apply" and she gets all upset with him for body shaming.

Buhdumtssss · 2021-08-17T04:08:35+00:00

They should frame this and put it in a museum with the caption:

"The average female, circa 2021"

Meneghette--steam · 2021-08-17T03:11:37+00:00

Everytime I see something like this I think -yo woman in US are really just golddiggers or some s***? Bc here in my shithole country almost all single mothers 30yo+ have a popular car, which cost 35k+-

JK-Kino · 2021-08-17T03:25:12+00:00

Can’t wait until she tries to post this on r/niceguys

DuckApprehensive9599 · 2021-08-17T02:12:29+00:00

All Hail…..

yo_shrine · 2021-08-17T04:21:27+00:00

👑 you dropped this king, lemme pick it up for you!

GNOK-GNIK · 2021-08-17T02:27:00+00:00

Savage

Horneyj · 2021-08-17T03:44:48+00:00

Lady my mum was too busy at her job providing for her family. She led by showing me a stellar example not by talking utter garbage .

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-17T03:05:22+00:00

she got rekt

Kyonkanno · 2021-08-17T04:21:44+00:00

Bro I need that meme you sent her

cereal240 · 2021-08-17T07:04:32+00:00

There are women like this out there and yet us men can’t even have MGTOW to get away from them. Fuck society

Gofishingrn · 2021-08-17T03:55:55+00:00

Every once in awhile I see something like this and think it’s not all lost!!!!! ABUNDANCE MENTALITY, KINGS!!

politicaldonkey · 2021-08-17T02:52:41+00:00

My mans went "Cope."

Aesthete18 · 2021-08-17T04:36:57+00:00

Must be an age thing but when I read things like this, I just feel sorry for the children

Refrigerator3682 · 2021-08-17T06:15:33+00:00

Those poor fucking children. What an asshole mom.

JoieDe_Vivre_ · 2021-08-17T01:19:20+00:00

You have to be literally insane to act they way she acted. Like I’m talking delusional. Like days away from being put in an asylum.

I have to believe this is fake/staged. I cannot go on knowing this kind of thing happens.

laughterOnIce · 2021-08-17T01:13:13+00:00

fury771 · 2021-08-17T02:00:17+00:00

LMAO

PapaGlozzy · 2021-08-17T03:59:02+00:00

pfft BWAHAHA, i cant even xDDD

KurtRusselsEyePatch · 2021-08-17T06:05:26+00:00

Lmao at the dislike on her comment

Seany_Mallie17 · 2021-08-17T07:05:56+00:00

Sad how most women think that "existing" is simply good enough.

I work full time but my partner works part time. I'm so fortunate to have that in my life. If she turned around and said she doesn't want to work anymore and I should be out there making enough money to cover both of us, then bye bitch.

Larsj1977 · 2021-08-17T07:21:36+00:00

"I'm just not into dating losers.. like myself" 🤭

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2021-08-17T03:36:59+00:00

She probably had kids with multiple different thugs knowing damn well they won’t stick around.

ChcMickens · 2021-08-17T01:21:02+00:00

This has to be staged

caring_gentleman · 2021-08-17T01:41:34+00:00

This can't be real

lunatic_paranoia · 2021-08-17T02:39:31+00:00

Wow something that actually fits the criteria of this sub. That's actually a surprise.

366m4n89 · 2021-08-17T02:54:50+00:00

This bitch.

notthezodiackiller- · 2021-08-17T03:00:17+00:00

That meme was gold lol

Sonrelight · 2021-08-17T04:29:34+00:00

Lol holy fuck she got destroyed. Someone call the firesquad cause I can see the smoke from those caps god DAYUM

ArmadaZero · 2021-08-17T04:51:43+00:00

Fucking lol this is absolutely beautiful, thank you for sharing this

kalshere · 2021-08-17T04:55:28+00:00

I agree with this men are providers woman are care givers i just dont care for someone elses kids

brickwallnomad · 2021-08-17T04:58:57+00:00

BLOCKED

Phat_GG_EZ · 2021-08-17T04:59:51+00:00

PrObLeM?????????????????????????

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-08-17T05:05:39+00:00

But if u must know he left me

LMAO WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF?!?

idownvotetofitin · 2021-08-17T05:13:09+00:00

I’ve never seen this one and I gotta say, I love it.

Madpoka · 2021-08-17T05:31:56+00:00

She only has the bendiciones to collect child support

geekchic924 · 2021-08-17T05:44:01+00:00

The baby daddy is an asshole for not taking care of his own kids, but he definitely ended up having children with a poor excuse for a female.

Why she thinks she is completely entitled to have a random dude (a successful man at that) want to take care of her children and be their father figure is beyond me. People like her shouldn't breed at all.

Makkapakka777 · 2021-08-17T07:32:45+00:00

I'm happy more men are waking up. Equal rights, equal responsibilities.

evoLS7 · 2021-08-17T09:36:14+00:00

I feel like this is the late millennial generation females summed up in one SMS. (my generation BTW)

Obviously not all of them are like this but there are a few I know at work that think like this. Though I suppose they do have one up on this one, a job.

elgrandejlm · 2021-08-17T09:56:25+00:00

the entitlement is off the rails! My nigga handled that very well

MrProficient · 2021-08-17T10:01:43+00:00

And you know she is going to angry rant in FDS about how bad men are on dating sites too...

peritye · 2021-08-17T12:15:55+00:00

Bro why was this removed??

BauranGaruda · 2021-08-17T03:25:11+00:00

For the love of all that is unholy I truly hope this is just a creative writing exercise, there is no way someone is that obtuse.

And yet, I can totally see this actually happening. I truly weep for humanity, bring on the asteroid.

duck_truck88 · 2021-08-17T05:48:27+00:00

I don’t disagree with the sentiments but this seems fake

Shortstiq · 2021-08-17T05:37:39+00:00

This is obviously bait lmao

YoursTrulyNico · 2021-08-17T05:56:58+00:00

Guys stop it, he didn't drop his crown.

He's wearing it everyday like the king he is

gamerush177 · 2021-08-17T04:47:09+00:00

r/badfaketexts

GyaradosDance · 2021-08-17T02:39:17+00:00

I know the numbers are uneven (because, let's be real), how about women with kids, look for men with kids (be it divorced or single dad)? You two in similar boats helping each other out (if there's a connection of course).

This is the way I kinda see things:
1st place: Women whom are 18-25 years old
2nd place: Women whom are 26-35 years old
3rd place: Women 36+

If you have kids, and you're in one of those age ranges, knock yourself down one place for every kid you have. Because, let's face it, a lot of men 18-39 are going after those 18-25 year old women. Too many women think that it's "predatory behavior" going after women soo young if you're already in your 30s. Umm they are only saying that because THEY themselves are no longer in 1st place. While a 20 year old woman has a lot to pick from, a 36 year old woman has considerably less.

Lesson to the guys, be real, know your own worth, and respect it. If you don't have your own place, a car, a stable job, and you're over 30, quit wasting your time on the 18-25 year old women. Why? Because they have a lot to choose from, and the competition is steep.

ArchiCooper · 2021-08-17T04:10:51+00:00

U/Stigma266 Goddammit! I wish I could experience the beaming pride you must feel. It must be like looking at the face of a God. With joyous rays of holy light pulsing from your righteous flesh.

RapeMeToo · 2021-08-17T04:39:19+00:00

Idk. Hit it and quit it

Spider1132 · 2021-08-17T05:21:10+00:00

ROFLMAO!

Cheesus_H_Crust_ · 2021-08-17T07:20:59+00:00

This screams fake af.

Feels like some incel who made this shit up.

Not sure what's most sad, that or if it's real..

PeetaC · 2021-08-17T05:58:11+00:00

there is no way this is real bruh

TruckFluster · 2021-08-17T03:28:32+00:00

There are people stupid enough that this fake conversation could also be real. I’ve talked to some really stupid people.

NorcoXO · 2021-08-17T02:51:02+00:00

Obviously fake. Some women are indeed this entitled but this is beyond the pale. Lame ragebait.

BernieSnowden · 2021-08-17T08:14:32+00:00

r/BadFakeTexts

People who make these things are fucking weird

TriviumEnt · 2021-08-17T03:42:21+00:00

I'll take $400 on "This never happened" Alex

Doogle89 · 2021-08-17T05:13:07+00:00

This is so fake it hurts

BloodyRedBarbara · 2021-08-17T07:59:05+00:00

This must be satire right?

Her responses are so on the nose trying to piss people off.

Lanoman123 · 2021-08-17T04:21:11+00:00

r/badfaketexts

bigpoppasmooch · 2021-08-17T04:18:47+00:00

Very fake but amusing fiction. Who would take the time to do this?

nonsensicalnarrator · 2021-08-17T05:47:16+00:00

This reads like a script. I call shenanigans!

human-potato_hybrid · 2021-08-17T06:58:32+00:00

Straight out of a meme lmfao

Elefantenjohn · 2021-08-17T07:13:05+00:00

Fanfiction

sizko_89 · 2021-08-17T07:28:40+00:00

This sub deserves real posts.

TheFerg69 · 2021-08-17T08:28:12+00:00

Fake

LokiOdinson- · 2021-08-17T05:05:56+00:00

how does it feel like this is always fake on this sub? And this one is definitively a big fake

ATILUS_ · 2021-08-17T05:17:44+00:00

NEXT!

Mirrors_Hollow · 2021-08-17T05:36:53+00:00

Oh shit he dodged a missile on that one. The nerve & the audacity of that bitch and then she wanting him to take care of another man’s kids? Hahaha. Never ever date a single mom they are single moms for a reason.

Paul_Moskwa · 2021-08-17T05:38:37+00:00

Classic

jgacks · 2021-08-17T05:53:28+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

Purple_st1cky_punch · 2021-08-17T06:39:06+00:00

Anyone got a link to that macro tho?

Searched before posting

Few_Faithlessness_45 · 2021-08-17T06:56:30+00:00

I wish this was fake...

Diniario · 2021-08-17T07:27:54+00:00

I love this sub

SunbatheIndoors · 2021-08-17T07:28:34+00:00

lmfao

spookytit · 2021-08-17T07:33:43+00:00

The audacity...

Ullyr_Atreides · 2021-08-17T07:38:14+00:00

Quick, someone call A Pimp Named Slickback

vat1999 · 2021-08-17T07:42:25+00:00

The mentality

Dogfoodsmy_DOC · 2021-08-17T07:51:20+00:00

Ahh a real PPD, BRAVO!

Trippyhippiemiguel · 2021-08-17T08:19:12+00:00

I hate worthless cunts

kenzmitnick · 2021-08-17T08:25:06+00:00

"I can imagine why..." OOOOF!

Maxican33 · 2021-08-17T08:27:03+00:00

Surly that can’t be real

KayJeeAy · 2021-08-17T08:28:26+00:00

Women like these honestly discourages me from ever having a girlfriend just for the possibility that she might be like this too

Of course i know that there are plenty of girls not like this but this standard for men seems to get more and more common.

bojackswanson · 2021-08-17T08:44:16+00:00

no hate but seems fake tbh. I dont deny scums like this exist but the way "she" types makes it seem rather fake

-Listening · 2021-08-17T08:47:05+00:00

Lol, good job king)

Pattozebass · 2021-08-17T08:51:13+00:00

r/PussypassDESTROYED

smurfkiller013 · 2021-08-17T08:53:16+00:00

I'm sure she posted the same screenshots to FDS crying "why are all men assholes like this uwu"

boringcarpets · 2021-08-17T08:53:28+00:00

This is so clearly scripted, you get that, right? With so many examples of actual entitlement, why drool over obvious fakes?

ToneT-1 · 2021-08-17T09:00:22+00:00

This shit is so fake. Y’all gotta stop the make-believe scenarios...it’s pathetic.

Equilibriator · 2021-08-17T09:03:47+00:00

Looks fake.

HelicopteroDeAtaque · 2021-08-17T09:03:59+00:00

My god, how will she recover?

Destroywrus · 2021-08-17T09:05:48+00:00

Ah yes. ❇Equality❇

MinuteTo2359 · 2021-08-17T09:15:09+00:00

Absolutely killed her

Lean_Drop · 2021-08-17T09:15:23+00:00

This is fake as hell why are people getting downvoted for calling this shit out. Didn't even try to be convincing. "But if you must know he left me." No chick that entitled is going to admit her man left her nor tell some dude she just met this. FOH.

honzaf · 2021-08-17T09:15:47+00:00

Should have asked for anal first

RedditFuckingSocks · 2021-08-17T09:16:28+00:00

I want this to be real so badly

SteakhouseBlues · 2021-08-17T09:35:12+00:00

Destruction 1000

dilroopgill · 2021-08-17T09:42:00+00:00

This conversation feels off, way too on the nose.

OverlyOffendedTree · 2021-08-17T09:45:47+00:00

Wow she’s such a hypocrite…

CackleberryOmelettes · 2021-08-17T10:07:09+00:00

This is faker than a pornstar's tits.

PUFFY_NIPPLES_FETISH · 2021-08-17T10:07:21+00:00

Guys stop falling for this obviously fake bullshit. This sub is just become circlejerk at this point

bobtootles15 · 2021-08-17T10:09:44+00:00

How does she say and read all this, in that order, and not get the hint

danlawl · 2021-08-17T10:10:55+00:00

Well done.

Trevixle · 2021-08-17T10:14:45+00:00

The guy played it smart, so smart it made me smile, I gotta memorise this.

bort_bln · 2021-08-17T10:16:07+00:00

I can only imagine her crying at fds how there are only low-value men left..

hpbrick · 2021-08-17T10:25:14+00:00

Idk, this sounds staged or fake

Lizzy_Slander · 2021-08-17T10:35:27+00:00

gross 🤮

AtomicCortex · 2021-08-17T10:37:15+00:00

BLOCKED!

RoscoMan1 · 2021-08-17T10:43:19+00:00

A few sandwiches short of a 6 pack.

Thenderick · 2021-08-17T10:49:34+00:00

Last image was straight up murder!

MysteriousDingle · 2021-08-17T10:51:56+00:00

Damn she got roasted hard.

youwontfindmyname · 2021-08-17T11:08:53+00:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Hoitaa · 2021-08-17T11:09:06+00:00

BLOCKED!

Oh no... Anyway.

Almbassman · 2021-08-17T11:11:03+00:00

But if you must know he left me

That sounds pretty fake right there

Freshprinceaye · 2021-08-17T11:14:24+00:00

This looks fake but yeh all good

pfizerface · 2021-08-17T11:16:12+00:00

This has to be fake, please tell me it's fake nobody is this delusional.

Criket · 2021-08-17T11:25:42+00:00

And she's stuck with another guy baby... Golddigger

wreck_it_dave · 2021-08-17T11:25:54+00:00

Build a statue of this man!

RoscoMan1 · 2021-08-17T11:32:23+00:00

You're a true friend lad, well done

LordDarkSteel · 2021-08-17T11:49:55+00:00

Worn out women that think they're the prize. Most women. Stay flaccid dudes. Don't add another head to feed for women like this

Blog_Cheese · 2021-08-17T11:57:49+00:00

Do you ever get the feeling that there is just one dude and two phones trying to make a MeMe?

Ramaloke · 2021-08-17T12:00:33+00:00

The entitlement of some women knows no bounds..lmao that being said this was pretty funny.

dommafia · 2021-08-17T12:02:52+00:00

These fake ass texts are annoying.

krispykreme01 · 2021-08-17T12:06:08+00:00

Lmao child support she gave that shit up for free for no ring.

Alfred_Buckingham · 2021-08-17T12:06:47+00:00

You took it too far at the end. Kinda weird, man.

AtlasXO-16 · 2021-08-17T12:09:19+00:00

So basically, she just thinks of herself as a breeding hole that deserves to be worshipped

Hero_Dragom · 2021-08-17T12:12:23+00:00

King

bishounensupremacy · 2021-08-17T12:17:59+00:00

that's not how women talk lmao

Frsbtime420 · 2021-08-17T12:26:34+00:00

Lol I’ve been married for like 6 years but I think I’m gonna start a dating profile so I can meet these people in real life

Truly_Rudly · 2021-08-17T12:34:41+00:00

This seems a little too perfect. Even if it’s fake though, at least it’s a laugh.

Cool_Ranch_Baby · 2021-08-17T13:11:34+00:00

This is so fake it’s not even funny lol

SabanBronyFan · 2021-08-17T13:12:45+00:00

The only asswipe here is your stupidity, and he just used it to show to you just how it ruined you and your children's life if you don't get yourself straightened out.

Crowcorrector · 2021-08-17T13:18:09+00:00

"Problem?"

Ummm.... yeah... but not for the guy because he'a gett8ng the fuck out of dodge 😂

SimpSniper420 · 2021-08-17T13:43:29+00:00

That shit is extra fake

satanic-surfer · 2021-08-17T05:31:10+00:00

this sub became FDS lol

MydnightRose · 2021-08-17T05:21:55+00:00

:crickets:

DUBIOUS_OBLIVION · 2021-08-17T07:58:04+00:00

Oh yeah this is really really real, you guys

Shinokiba- · 2021-08-17T10:59:46+00:00

She was just saying that to get him to leave her alone

Title	A true king!
Author	Stigma206
Upvotes	8273
Comments	328
Date	August 17, 2021 1:02 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/p5tg0l/a_true_king/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/a-true-king.1058380 https://theredarchive.com/post/1058380

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