Biting a police officer

Dls95405 · 2019-08-30T02:35:13+00:00

In all of human history, has biting a cop ever worked in the favor of the dumb fuck?

Diabetic_Donut · 2019-08-30T02:12:37+00:00

She's rabid

Content_Not_History · 2019-08-30T04:11:49+00:00

If you act like an animal you'll get treated like one. Even if you believe you're innocent of whatever you did, you're not going to get out of assaulting a law enforcement officer. Believe it or not, treat everyone with a vagina like perfect angels is not a part of their job description.

itsrainingpugs · 2019-08-30T02:06:25+00:00

Wtf. She’s lucky she didn’t drop kicked. No one wants your hep lady.

UUUU__UUUU · 2019-08-30T04:42:44+00:00

She did it twice. pussypassdenied^{pussypassdenied}

ShortWarrior · 2019-08-30T02:32:47+00:00

She's hungry.

CanadianTurt1e · 2019-08-30T05:57:09+00:00

What a disgusting crackhead looking bitch. She's lucky he didn't knee her in the face when she went for a second bite. The officer showed great restraint in not spreading her teeth all across the pavement.

CrustyCumBollocks · 2019-08-30T06:26:49+00:00

You know, if she does this to a police officer, then I'd imagine this is her go-to method with the fellas in her life too.

CrustyCumBollocks · 2019-08-30T06:25:05+00:00

Put a muzzle on it.

walkeritout · 2019-08-30T10:47:47+00:00

Look at the bitch faking passing out...

eingebrannt · 2019-08-30T06:30:00+00:00

Time to get tested for aids

MarzMonkey · 2019-08-30T05:46:46+00:00

Do women normally get a pussy pass for biting the po-po?

jericho-sfu · 2019-08-30T06:30:00+00:00

Well, helloooo Clarice.

Imagine Hannibal Lecter is the sane one and Clarice is the cannibal, inside the glass cage.

Sort of like reverse role playing.

I_AmTheGovernment · 2019-08-30T06:06:03+00:00

Yeah but we all know what the media will cover

a_dabaan · 2019-08-30T06:37:35+00:00

These things believe they are above the law.

zkyevolved · 2019-08-30T07:18:30+00:00

... Just imagining what this woman has been doing for the last years to think that biting is the answer... What is she, a teething infant / puppy!?!?!?! xD

Metoaga · 2019-08-30T08:43:42+00:00

I hate people who act like animals.

Lazypole · 2019-08-30T12:38:02+00:00

And this is why in the UK police are given spit hoods for arrests of rowdy aggressive drunks.

Big outcry over it, but in my opinion, if you’re at the level where you need a fucking hood put over your head by a police officer, you’re probably in the wrong.

ToplessHopscotch · 2019-08-30T15:16:51+00:00

What a horrid little bitch

buriedmyvoice · 2019-08-30T06:42:42+00:00

it is not cute, Woman

iHeisenburger · 2019-08-30T06:55:51+00:00

that's why she's fat

e7IDestiny · 2019-08-30T08:36:35+00:00

women been brainwashed so hard they dont even know wtf they doing anymore

2019-08-30T09:36:40+00:00

Imagine if a man did that. Would get curb stomped.

mrnava13 · 2019-08-30T09:38:39+00:00

No cap. I definitely would’ve punched her ass

Jsaac4000 · 2019-08-30T09:40:55+00:00

never grew out of the biting eh ?

dexfagcasul · 2019-08-30T11:31:30+00:00

Gutter trash

2019-08-30T11:49:51+00:00

That COP should get Rabies vaccine immediately

SarahBeth90 · 2019-08-30T14:59:52+00:00

https://youtu.be/CcShXtgsMJk

Found the first part of it with sound....and also discovered that this happened in the city I live in and not even 10 minutes away from my house 😂😂 Lovely.

But you gotta give that cop credit, he was nothing but patient with her and kept his cool even after she went all zombie on his ass. He put her on the ground but I wouldn't knocked his ass into next week so he gets props from me. She's clearly drunk but I think she's also on some kinda drugs. Knowing that part of town as well as I do, I'm gonna guess she was on dope along with being drunk.

fea_ther · 2019-08-30T05:45:50+00:00

Fucking zombie.

aherdofangrykittens · 2019-08-30T05:04:26+00:00

Times like this I wish cops had more leeway on shit they could do if attacked. A baton across the mouth would stop that problem

Tachyon_6 · 2019-08-30T06:37:13+00:00

How can she bite !?

HagridTheGangster · 2019-08-30T06:16:52+00:00

Girl got knocked out just by hitting the ground

lionbryce · 2019-08-30T12:00:28+00:00

"I think I just got knocked the fuck out when I tried to bite him, wait... what was I saying? Oh right he was arresting me and my plan was to bite him let's try this"

randomisedletters · 2019-08-30T12:13:19+00:00

They always stay down.

diegogarciac · 2019-08-30T12:45:57+00:00

She’s too fucking obese for a meth head...

keystothemoon · 2019-08-30T13:08:54+00:00

How do people turn into pieces of trash like this. It can't just be poverty. I've known poor folks with some fucking dignity. What in the fuck happens to these losers?

spaceba11-1 · 2019-08-30T13:34:44+00:00

Well at least she can’t vote anymore

LurkinTom14 · 2019-08-30T13:40:13+00:00

Wow have you ever seen trash like this ?? Unreal

MonsTah6 · 2019-08-30T14:32:42+00:00

Punch her in the face.. No teeth mean she is disarmed

Batlantern723 · 2019-08-30T14:39:06+00:00

For the guys saying this doesn't belong in this sub, some women think they can get away with doing stupid, bad or ilegal stuff just by being a woman, this girl seem to think she could bite the cop and get away because (and this is the train of thought they usually have) she's a woman and no man should hit her ever.

singerisacrook · 2019-08-30T15:46:09+00:00

Shoot that dumb bitch. She looks like a useless waste of space

2019-08-30T15:49:28+00:00

That bitch needs a Hannibal Lecter mask.

livingyeet · 2019-08-30T15:55:58+00:00

That second time he shoulda tazed her ass

cannuckgamer · 2019-08-30T17:59:51+00:00

To be fair, she thought he was a cheeseburger

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-08-30T20:00:06+00:00

She must be hungry....wait hold up she tried to bite him again. LMAO

bluejburgers · 2019-08-30T18:22:38+00:00

Wish she had been punched in her fat face, the bitch

maxxon15 · 2019-08-30T07:56:42+00:00

Ooh she ded

Dokiace · 2019-08-30T08:16:41+00:00

I think she's just hungry guys

2019-08-30T09:07:25+00:00

Luiz Suarez’s trashy older sister

Aterdeus · 2019-08-30T11:05:14+00:00

Thats what toddlers do, she is basically a giant 2 year old. Usually by three the kid knows biting others when you are upset is unacceptable.

pentagrahm-cracker · 2019-08-30T11:40:12+00:00

We found hanible lectern after he went through a transition and gained 200 pounds

DiveRSQ · 2019-08-30T11:42:31+00:00

Trying to get in a last meal??

susgunner- · 2019-08-30T11:47:31+00:00

She acted like hlshe go kof

OofieElfie · 2019-08-30T12:18:33+00:00

That officer must taste good lmao

melonangie · 2019-08-30T13:10:24+00:00

And now he has rabbies

bluejburgers · 2019-08-30T13:50:55+00:00

This is from a nearly 25 year old COPS episode.

eat_deezNUT5 · 2019-08-30T14:21:26+00:00

ngl this looks like a start to some shitty bdsm porn but I might be wrong because I have never seen bdsm porn.

troubledtimez · 2019-08-30T14:31:45+00:00

lol she went for the second bite

SiriusGD · 2019-08-30T14:32:48+00:00

Acting like a hungry crazy woman didn't work so her next move was the "beached whale" move...

DemonSmurf · 2019-08-30T14:43:34+00:00

I'm surprised she didn't get a knee to the nose after the second attempt.

JimFelix200 · 2019-08-30T14:47:10+00:00

The cop got rabies

MidgetInBlack · 2019-08-30T14:55:57+00:00

mxsxxd · 2019-08-30T15:14:42+00:00

Is she Suarez's Mom?

NofapIsAMust · 2019-08-30T15:45:14+00:00

Had reddit in one tab and Dying Light Gameplay in another. Switched tabs and did not disappoint.

L_Denjin_J · 2019-08-30T15:51:15+00:00

My training tells me that woman is a zombie.

2019-08-30T15:53:28+00:00

When she tries that, a baton to the face will work really well, I think.

Alan_add_details · 2019-08-30T16:06:01+00:00

She tried to bite his crotch at the end

jowaru · 2019-08-30T16:17:02+00:00

Aaahhh yeeeesss, wreck that bitch!

UncannyMachina · 2019-08-30T17:13:31+00:00

He knows she's a zombie. Why did he put his arm next to her again?

unicornman5d · 2019-08-30T17:18:01+00:00

If you're going to bite someone, make sure it's somewhere that you can get a major artery.

TheCommonwealthKing · 2019-08-30T18:29:49+00:00

I'm getting some Brooklyn 99 vibes here

SILENTSAM69 · 2019-08-30T23:55:12+00:00

Pass was given. She was treated quite nicely after such an assault.

Frontfart · 2019-08-31T00:40:24+00:00

Yuck

2019-08-31T01:03:18+00:00

What a crazy bitch. I’m sure the police officer got in trouble with his reaction & she faced no consequences for this lol. That’s what is wrong with the world, men are blamed for everything & women face no consequences.

Loki89- · 2019-08-31T02:08:31+00:00

Would have knocked her fucking teeth out.

NPCNN · 2019-08-31T21:03:16+00:00

Meth head

Punkgoblin · 2019-08-31T22:50:10+00:00

Where's the sauce?

LiquidSwords89 · 2019-09-01T05:21:54+00:00

Fat bitch is always hungry

jaspnlv · 2019-09-01T13:38:50+00:00

Attempted murder

TheAttackTitan27 · 2019-09-01T15:28:29+00:00

Suarez that you?

Devoldo · 2019-09-01T17:40:27+00:00

Stop posting these shit GIFs and post the actual video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIOTfqdoMAU

2019-09-03T10:12:39+00:00

“I just got body slammed, let me play dead and maybe he’ll go away”

Lmfao dude.

killplow · 2019-09-03T15:42:27+00:00

Oh boy. Didn't expect to see my hometown on here...

2019-09-03T19:55:03+00:00

The walking dead confirmed

viewybark · 2019-09-04T16:45:13+00:00

Now we just wait for the inevitable rape accusation

MiddleAgedMGTOW · 2019-09-04T20:16:46+00:00

Put a muzzle on that.

[deleted] · 2019-09-07T11:47:06+00:00

This police officer acted really professional. I provably woud have knocked half her teeth out as a reflex before even noticing what happened.

Ohshitwow · 2019-09-10T12:56:15+00:00

She looks like meth

2019-09-11T04:17:52+00:00

ol hungry ass

BlueIsRetarded · 2019-09-17T12:30:50+00:00

This officer is a saint. I would have punched her in the face after the 2nd time.

void_fiend · 2019-09-18T14:06:05+00:00

Carb craving?

miki772 · 2019-09-20T15:38:22+00:00

Where are Faroe Island whalers when you need them

Faisalowningyou · 2019-09-26T16:04:54+00:00

Go to sleep you fat fuck

Konato-san · 2019-10-18T04:35:45+00:00

The girl simply though the cop was some chicken, chill.

RebelMountainman · 2019-11-03T04:44:23+00:00

Shark Lady

DepressedDragonBorn · 2019-11-09T05:01:12+00:00

"I failed round 1, lets go for round 2. It's sure to work this time"

Quote from stupid hoe

Artist_X · 2019-12-20T20:14:02+00:00

As someone who worked with mentally deficient clients, getting bit by a full grown or even teen is NOT fun. I've thrown many people to the ground for biting. You can permanently disfigure someone with a good enough bite.

2020-01-16T21:46:49+00:00

I mean, it’s pretty easy to see she’s hungry...

csam4444 · 2019-08-30T07:52:44+00:00

Me when girls wear perfumes that smell like cookies

isnt_existence_crazy · 2019-08-30T09:30:11+00:00

the terror of being bitten with that mouth

wicknest · 2019-08-30T18:21:21+00:00

Good job adding assaulting a police officer to your charges, bitch.

Beck_Bjork · 2019-08-30T23:17:43+00:00

100% would have beat this piss outta her. Reasons I'm not an officer.

SxnpaiXAsp · 2019-08-30T15:30:21+00:00

How can one get knocked out by being pulled to the ground LMFAOOOO, rabbit ass bitch 😂😂

SarahBeth90 · 2019-08-30T14:44:57+00:00

Someone get this nasty heifer a snickers bar, she's obviously starving! /s

Pentaplox · 2019-08-30T11:51:35+00:00

I really don't think this is PPD material :/

Pentaplox · 2019-08-30T11:53:11+00:00

I really don't think this is PPD material :/

Punkgoblin · 2019-08-30T17:59:41+00:00

There should be a law that cops should kill you if you attack them

bigphy · 2019-08-30T15:16:23+00:00

ACAB, he deserved it anyway

Title	Biting a police officer
Author	NateM135
Upvotes	8035
Comments	227
Date	August 30, 2019 2:01 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/cxaij2/biting_a_police_officer/
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