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Broke boy

SwordYieldingCypher

March 12, 2021
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Title Broke boy
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SwordYieldingCypher

Upvotes 11988
Comments 179
Date March 12, 2021 7:05 AM UTC
(5 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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Comments

[–]Mythandros[M] [score hidden] 5 years ago stickied comment (8 children) | Copy Link

Okay guys, let me make this clear. Reposts are not welcome on this sub. If reposts like this one or any others continue, I will be doing more than just removing them.

[–]laughin-up-a-storm 305 points306 points307 points 5 years ago (45 children) | Copy Link

He’s broke but bought water...excellent choice of words

[–]_the-dark-truth_ 70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (40 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, I’m not from the US, so I had some serious questions about what kind of restaurant/cafe charges for tap water.

I’m guessing none? At least none that normal people go to. Sure, if you’re going to Nell’s, Arcadia or maybe Dorsia...

[–]funaway727 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Usually the only places that charge are fast food like McDonald's and even then it's usually 25 cents for the cup itself. A lot of times they'll just give it to you guy free unless it's a manager

[–]Hotkoin 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I'm from Asia, and tap water is undrinkable

You gotta pay

[–]funaway727 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not surprised sadly too many places don't have potable water :/ I was just attempting to answer the dude above who asked if places in the US charge for water

[–]Thayerphotos 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I will not take clean water for granted.

Today I will drink all the clean tap water I can in your honor friend.

[–]lastdazeofgravity 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel very privileged to have clean well water

[–]Hotkoin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh its just that water filtration is privatized- people get their own water filters for drinking water

Sits by the sink

[–]Someweirdasscunt 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I thought McDonald’s water was free. But I haven’t been to McDonald’s in years so IDK

[–]ShenandoahValley 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Where do you live where this happens? I've heard of a couple places in my travels that may do this but not a single fast food or sit down restaurant does this that I have ever seen in Virginia.

[–]Beginning_End 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Mcdonalds has water cups, they don't charge for them and no one in America calls them restaurants.

[–]funaway727 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

🙄

[–]NewAgentSmith 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I haven't been able to get a reservation to Dorsia in ages

[–]_the-dark-truth_ 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Paul Allen could have gotten you a table.

[–]GodAlmightyCreator 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKIN' STUPID BAAAASTARD!!

[–]DieSuzie2112 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link

I’m from the Netherlands, and if we want water in a restaurant you get bottled water, so you have to pay for it. I’m pretty sure that’s also how it goes in America too

[–]alittlebitneverhurt 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Im from Washington state and ice water is always free at any restraunt Ive been too.

[–]ZippZappZippty -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Lmao they’re looking at her hooman.

[–]WolfShaman 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/lostredditors?

[–]Thayerphotos 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/highredditors ?

[–]Houston_Easterbys 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

At least here in Texas almost any place will give you water for for free. I'm genuinely surprised when they charge for it.

I've gone up to fast food restaurants and they'll give you a cup of water without having to buy anything

[–]throwitallawayjohnny 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In the US in my experience you always get free water in a glass, without even asking. Source: I live here.

[–]SuccFish 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thats definitely not how it goes in America lol

[–]benwaaaaaaaah 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Incorrect. In America, 99% of restaurants, if you want water you ask for it and it shows up in a glass with ice, for free.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The vast majority of restaurants in the US only offer tap water. One of the differences between US and Europe that tourists from the US get to learn.

[–]Vhiyur 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You get bottled water at some places, but I'd say a majority of restaurants just pour you a glass of water for free.

[–]ZootZootTesla 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In the UK you can go to any restaurant and if you ask for water often you will pay however if you ask specifically for tap water it is free by law i believe.

[–]Rajili 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Most places offer tap water and I’ve never paid for that in the USA. Many places will have bottled water asan option and there’s always a cost for that.

[–]LewixAri 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Thats if you order water. If you specify tap water they will give you tap water. In the U.S. it is typical to be asked "tap or bottled" if my memory serves me correct. Most places I've lived, if you ask for water it is tap water or filtered tap water.

[–]WolfShaman 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

In the U.S. it is typical to be asked "tap or bottled" if my memory serves me correct.

I don't know where in the US you went, but I've almost never been asked that. I think I've only been to 1 place where when I asked for water, they brought out a bottle of water.

[–]Thayerphotos 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

Lifelong US resident here, the only time I've ever been asked "Tap or bottle" was at an extremely upscale revolving rooftop restaurant. Otherwise it's just tap water and ice.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Upscale places will ask if you want still or sparkling water.

[–]WolfShaman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, it's definitely more upscale places where you're more likely to find that.

[–]Thayerphotos 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

$10.00 for a bottle of water that filled each of our glasses 1.5 times.

[–]WolfShaman 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Yikes. They definitely get you there. If I'm not drinking water at a restaurant, I drink tea. I wonder how much they would charge for that.

[–]Thayerphotos 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

This was 1999 and I paid $47.00 for a bison steak and mashed potatoes and a side salad. They called it something fancy like filet of bison with pureed garlic potatoes or some shit. Half the price was for the ambience of being 600 feet in the air in a revolving restaurant. Bleh. This was also the weekend that I proposed for the first time, she said no but I stupidly stuck with her for another 5 years. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

[–]LewixAri 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Maybe cos I was a foreigner they thought they could get a few bucks outta me

[–]WolfShaman 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm definitely not going to argue against that, it's very much a possibility.

Although, I haven't come across many places where they actually carry bottled water. Most places it's just tap water.

Either way, I hope you enjoyed your visit!

[–]HereForTheComments86 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Not trying to sound racist or anything, but if this bitch is complaining about getting water or something without taste, a Kool-Aid packet is 50 cents. She could easily carry one of those or a MIO in her fucking purse.

[–]WolfShaman 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

If someone found that to be racist, they would be looking for things to be offended about.

And I don't think it's about the flavor, it's more about not spending the extra money for a drink.

[–]HereForTheComments86 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

“Black person...KOOL AID???” Well order them a damn Sprite then lol

[–]WolfShaman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I got what you meant, was just saying any reasonable/rational person wouldn't get offended by that.

[–]Qwerzq- 650 points651 points652 points 5 years ago (54 children) | Copy Link

what's wrong with water tho?

Broke or not, water is the GOAT

[–]high_on_ducks 286 points287 points288 points 5 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

yeah, all the r/HydroHomies unite

[–]nine9ten10 51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hell yeah

[–]Clownzeption 48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Came here to say this. Fuck this ungrateful bitch

[–]I_Am_Deceit 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I would never fuck that ungrateful bitch and anyone that would is doing her a favor so HOMIES UNITE AND NO FUCKY FUCKY.

[–]Clownzeption 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You're so right. I'm sorry, I'll escort myself to horny jail...

bonk

[–]BrokenwolfeZ7 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Obligatory r/waterniggas.

Rip

[–]lurker6942080082 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Rip

[–]basti329 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Still hurts

[–]Fingerless-Thief 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

I'm unfamiliar with the story, care to tell?

[–]ZeusBey 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

A subreddit where people appreciated water. Got banned for n word I guess. The unbanned version is r/HydroHomies

[–]Fingerless-Thief 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I expected more drama...care to add some?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link

They drowned black people and called it “the water nigga ceremony” all in hopes to summons the king fish to grant them depth strider 4 boots

[–]Fingerless-Thief 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

This is the kind of inside information i'm looking for! There must be more to the story...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

The members of the sub got greedy they were no longer content with the depth strider boots they wanted Aqua affinity helmets and that angered the king fish so in return he took away the sub and all his gifts

[–]Tallgayfarmer 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I have zero evidence of this-or even any reason to think it- but my intuition tells me this video had a part in the naming of that original sub:

https://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ

[–]BakaFame 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hey look. A racist.

[–]ShabanShaulitch 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

All my /r/HydroHomies hate soda

[–]ImpressedDog123 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes

[–]bjj33 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

All my homies love water

[–]Adventurous-Cobbler5 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago* (16 children) | Copy Link

Nothing compares to 3 am water.
Its like nectar from the Gods

[–]tonictea123 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

Water at any time is nectar of the gods 3 am water just fucking smacks tho

[–]Dinomiteblast 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

I really like water, sadly, if i drink water on an empty stomach it makes me feel queezy and i dont know why.

[–]tonictea123 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn that’s really odd I’ve never heard of that tbh

[–]Clownzeption 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Is it something to do with feeling it slosh around in your stomach? I don't quite get queasy from it, but the sensation (and sometimes sound) can be unsettling.

[–]caplist 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Same lol my body just wants to puke it up, especially if it’s cold.

[–]iEatThePlump1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

Have you been to a doctor? Because that's not normal.

[–]Dinomiteblast 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Its just some queezyness, like feeling bloated. I drink around 2,5 to 3l of water a day and only get that feeling on an empty stomach, like at night or pre breakfast.

[–]iEatThePlump1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Go see a doctor dude.

[–]Chalkless97 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

What's lupus

[–]HereForTheComments86 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's funny you say that, and I will explain why. My uncle one time told my cousin that he needs to eat food before leaving the house. He asked, "Did you have milk or OJ?" My cousin told him he had OJ, and my uncle almost got a little upset and began to teach him the concept that when you wake up(or don't eat for periods of time), your body has been fasting(Breakfast = breaking the fast) and it is essentially "eating" the inner lining of the stomach wall, in order for the acids to digest something. When you drink water, or especially something like OJ with higher acids, it has nothing to absorb(food acts like a sponge) and sometimes when you are so hungry, you get queezy.

I work a morning job and usually just have coffee. I start at 5am and first break is at 7. I think about eating the entire time until 7am comes, then I don't have the ability to each except for a protein bar. You need to nibble something small, even like 2 Doritos, and you will notice a difference.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Nah, that water shit came here in meteorites, yuk

[–]WolfShaman 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Heresy!

[–]tonictea123 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Pathetic.

[–]antoniDarksouli 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes buddy but that’s at home. We drink water at home! Gaaaaaaaawtdammmmn would you go to a bar for a milkshake? You see where I’m going y’all?

[–]AndySmalls 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My wife and I always order water and we hardly ever drink booze. It sucks going out for dinner somewhere nice because we give every indication to the server that we are going to suck as a table right out of the gate. I know I would have prejudged us as cheap fucks back when I was a waiter.

[–]SrsJoe 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You say that, I went round my girlfriends friends house and was offered a drink so I just asked for water and I was looked at as if I’d shot someone.

[–]benwaaaaaaaah 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I usually only order water when out to eat. Probably 9 times out of 10. I fucking love water. Drink a gallon a day. Fuck HFCS

[–]imdungrowinup 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

But why are you guys buying water in a glass?

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Especially to go along with a chocolate fountain

[–]Jigsaw203 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ikr. Love water.

[–]asharwood 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Preach. Love me a cold glass of water

[–]-Listening 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s doublethink, not CD.

[–]ghetterking 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

ooga booga 3 L a day made me grow these muscles 😎💪🏻 aaoouh!

what else would there be un muscles but water? it cant be fat or sugar...or is it maybe coke and big macs?

seriously though, people that dont drink enough water and try to be healthy...why you gotta play life on hard mode? it's like trying to find a job whilst holding your breath...you may not immediately die from it but it certainly wont help

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

You mean the thing fish piss and shit in? Pass

[–]HereForTheComments86 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Fish fuck in there

[–]WolfShaman 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Kinky.

[–]OnyxSpirit1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

No water is the COW

[–]mcsweepin 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

COW?

[–]LewixAri 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Causes Orgasmic Wetness

[–]HereForTheComments86 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't have a COWWWWW

[–]Ab47203 68 points69 points70 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Fun fact: the account has been suspended

[–]GenuineSounds 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Which one?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Your mom's

[–]GenuineSounds 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Got eem.

[–]ArnoldLayne9 157 points158 points159 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

So he ordered for her? Is this 1940?

[–]Sketch_Sesh 121 points122 points123 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

And he payed for her? Is this the 2010’s?

[–]ArnoldLayne9 128 points129 points130 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

And he had sex with her afterwords with her consent but she later regretted it so she accused him of sexual misconduct, is this 2018?

[–]urbana1 78 points79 points80 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Then she accused him of being abusive when all the evidence suggests that she is the abusive one. Is this 2020?

[–]LouieCKPP 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

And he activated his Neuralink and blew her head off with eye-lasers, is this 2069?

[–]Belmont_goatse 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

and he quantum shifted his dating avatar to a different dimension and left her to pay the bill. Is this 2367?

[+]xolhos1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Y'all really hate women, don't you?

[–]mushplomplom 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

what ive noticed is when people dont have any values or beliefs they tend to put value into materials and what things cost to validate their worth as a person.

[–]Dinomiteblast 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I’m prone to do this but not with money but with skills. Its a bad habit that made me hate managers.

[–]spooklordpoo 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s a great and simple way to word the entirety of that idea.

[–]Giuliano_Zhang 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

just order for yourselves and pay for what you eat, is it that difficult to understand?

[–]mbobcoolz 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

you know, water is healthier. don't be a bitch when a man is concerned with your health

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[–]Yurishirox 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol 21 times

[–]Typical_Salt 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

good bot

[–]nevercouldsleep 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nice

[–]an0rak343 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Orders water instead of alc or soda etc. Applaud the man for etiquette and healthy living

[–]gazzy360 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

She probably asked for water but (being the cunt she is) decided to make a post about it for the likes, whilst not really giving a shit about the guy. These fucking women baffle me.

[–]Dinomiteblast 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Do they baffle you though? At this point its more an established behavioral trait than an action.

[–]xolhos1 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

You just made up a scenario and then got mad at your made up scenario that you are treating as fact. Lmao

[–]gazzy360 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I didn’t make up that she posted a picture online and called the guy cheap. That’s the shit that baffles me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He's looking out for your health! It's important to stay hydrated

[–]XeLLaR_AC 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/hydrohomies ASSEMBLE

[–]imnotsmart_crape 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Repost

[–]GenuineSounds 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

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This comment has already been made a grand total of 0.05% of ALL comments ever made on Reddit.

Don't think that's a big number? The number is in the tens of MILLIONS.

[–]dragondom23675 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She got suspended

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nothing wrong with an ice cold glass of water

[–]rontherat 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

u/repostsleuthbot

saw the same thing literally the next post.

and this is newer

[–]RepostSleuthBot 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 21 times.

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[–]rontherat 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Good bot

[–]InstantName 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dont forget to hydrate!

[–]HumansKillEverything 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

1) if he BOUGHT the water then he’s not broke.

2) Water is the healthiest beverage.

[–]repsol93 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Or maybe you're fat and he doesn't think you need all the calories associated with other beverages? And could do with some healthy hydration? I always have just water when out for a meal.

[–]BryLikeDie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She ordered the water herself, and tf wrong with water?

[–]RoscoMan1 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Right! She is literally liquid!!!

[–]Jigsaw203 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't like it? Buy yourself a damn drink then.

[–]erck_bill 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

For me when I get water, it’s when I’m going to eat a lot. Juice will kill me and soda fills you up faster, but water, that’s where it’s at. I’ve got 2 hours in an all you can eat, I have to make it count.

[–]Fahad_JV 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This kind of hoes can not live with no men, so dependent

[–]gulzarreddit 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Could be 7 Up or Sprite...

[–]Consistent-Act-76731 points 5 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

I notice that the people involved in these exchanges are always blacks.

What’s that all about?

[–]I_drive_all_over 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

pump the brakes David Duke

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"You know she's not marriage material when she doesn't make you a sandwich after sucking you off"

[–]IrishCucumber 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He buys you water? Is tap water not free as well?

[–]niks2592 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I see what looks like fries on the left.. 😅

[–]-Listening 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh boy, fishing for downvotes are we?

[–]robjmcm 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Wonder how many more times I'm going to see this meme again jesus christ.

[–]pitterpatter-96 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Jokes on you, as a service industry worker nobody pays for water unless it’s bottled. Lolol broke bitch

[–]antoniDarksouli 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I still don’t understand how one could go out to eat, as an adult and have their desired beverage not be a beer!?!

[–]Impressive-Baker2549 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Who says he bought the water perhaps he is just carrying the tray.

Assumptions much.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Water is a healthy beveragino.

[–]BABarracus 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe he is a hydrohomie

[–]QueenOfQuok 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You're both broke and you're going to a restaurant?

[–]-nitsua 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Entitled bitch. Jesus Christ.

[–]jakethedumbmistake 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Idk I was a smart 13 year old boy

[–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

**14 year old boy intensifies

[–]RobloxPotatoGamer 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That water looks fucking amazing

[–]Milkman127 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

they give you a tin cup for ketchup. you are overpaying for hamburgers

[–]HereForTheComments86 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Every girl that I have ever dated only orders water usually because they grew up less fortunate than my family. Sometimes I find that even more attractive.

[–]amscraylane 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Or he really cares about your sugar intake.

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hoo boy. I am crying here.

[–]TH_JLDS4100 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

*demand someone else to pay you water

[–]01000101010001010 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah, it just means you are fat!

[–]akuzin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Doesn't buy water, just gets placed complimentary on the table, he is waiting for his food, time to snap a pick because she ain't into the date but will whore herself out for a free meal and a few instagram likes.

[–]armin-lakatos 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Forget about the water wtf is that tiny burger

[–]tacticalassassin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yooooo

[–]I_Am_Bill_Buttlicker 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why’d this bitch order water and then claim the dude bought it for her? The internet is a weird place.

[–]basements_in_london 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I actually love having ice water with my food, or is it just me?

[–]ghetterking 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

imagine complaining about food when you cant even buy your own 😂😂😂

that's like all the virgins complaining about promiscuous people being unfaithful...first be an active part of the market, then judge and complain, ok?

[–]McSkittlefarts 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Girl I am sorry to inform you, but he wasn't being cheap. He was just telling you that someone needs to lose a few pounds, without using words.

[–]Handout 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My first bf ordered me water the few times he took me out. He had plenty of money. He just complained about spending it on me. I was 15. I didn't have a job.

[–]Someweirdasscunt 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean, at least he bought her something. He probably got water because he doesn’t know what kind of drinks they have there that she would like. She does not get to complain

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You know you’re fat when you don’t order water.

[–]BakingSota 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s always the sweatiest dudes sharing this meme lol

[–]HighestHorse 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I get water. You get whatever.

[–]3-Inch-Hog 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Or just not worth his money

[–]Bobbybill123 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I wonder whos turn its gonna be to repost this tomorrow

[–]youhatemeiloveit 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Probably a joke because nobody "buys" water at a restaurant unless you want some bottled crap. Unless maybe this is the EU?

[–]Panik88 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I almost always get water when I'm out lol

[–]TannishAss 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

but water is god tier

[–]Sir_Slick_Rock 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And you know she ain’t worth a shit when she tries to put you on blast by pulling out her phone to shame you.

[–]DirkWhoIsThis -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't drink sodas. They're sugary as all fuck and leave me thirsting harder than before.

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