Bearded Guy Regrets Nothing

gaudreauslashed · 2020-08-06T20:50:21+00:00

Her attitude should be dating suicide.

Does dating favour women so much, that someone that unattractive can be that entitled?

wwtbybd · 2020-08-06T17:24:52+00:00

He nailed that quote

Tkx421 · 2020-08-06T18:59:57+00:00

If you're going down on tinder dates you got worse things to worry about than what gets stuck in your beard.

MrJoffery · 2020-08-06T21:57:55+00:00

"it's not a beard it's sex velcro" - Ghandi

Cyrino420 · 2020-08-06T22:33:52+00:00

Any girl that can't handle her own pussy juice isn't worth it.

Alphy101 · 2020-08-06T22:08:20+00:00

Why is she looking like a Fridge and making demands on fucking facial hair?

vitrucid · 2020-08-06T19:28:28+00:00

so this chick is saying she'd get her stank all over his beard?

HighArctic · 2020-08-06T17:42:08+00:00

Lol should have asked her how you'd get 'juices' in your beard if she's sucking your dick.

Wargreymon559 · 2020-08-06T22:33:25+00:00

Should have told her.Ill trim it on ome condition...you loose 50 pounds

dwc151 · 2020-08-06T21:49:02+00:00

What kind of prude is afraid of her own fluids?

luxemburgist · 2020-08-06T18:13:24+00:00

Disgusting thinking about that landwhale in the picture demanding you go down on her.

UT876 · 2020-08-06T19:47:51+00:00

As a bearded guy, I can’t imagine trying to get the whale snot smell out if he had.

NoJunkNoSouls · 2020-08-06T20:23:03+00:00

Awful high standards for a hog

Savixe · 2020-08-06T22:50:13+00:00

So, a girl can be grossed out by her own pussy juice but if she wants to kiss you after sucking your cock is all good?

hitman-_-monkey · 2020-08-06T23:41:06+00:00

I’m really sorry I would never consider sex with her. Much less eating her.

EwwwFatGirls · 2020-08-06T23:24:29+00:00

Ewww, this girl thinks highly of herself.

kingjohn1919 · 2020-08-06T23:05:29+00:00

Anti simp

gaudreauslashed · 2020-08-06T23:07:17+00:00

Has feminism caused some men to second guess what we’re attracted to?

If I say out loud that I like hot young babes with huge tits, many women will get butthurt and accuse me of being shallow. Literally shame me for my personal tastes.

I want to remind everyone that me not knowing the deeper reasons for my attractions, does not make them invalid. Evolution does know:

Pretty face = good genetics, likely to make a healthy foetus
Big tits = can feed a baby, even twins, easily
Curvy hips = a sign of youth and virility
Long hair = a sign of health. Because stress and illness can cause partial or compete hair loss

I want to encourage men to be more shallow. And unapologetic about what we like and don’t like.

Aim high. The next generation literally depends on it.

Because the fact is, women need to take care of themselves as much as men do, to be good parents.

Being selective is not only what will improve the odds of healthy pregnancies, it’s the only thing that ever has.

IAmBecomeCaffeine · 2020-08-06T23:18:29+00:00

Oh hey, that's my post. Somebody needs to learn about crossposting.

Proof: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/i45sgx/i_regret_nothing/

gokaired990 · 2020-08-07T04:38:46+00:00

The idea of going down on some trashy thot from Tinder gives me that feeling in my throat like I'm about to throw up. The way she described it is nasty.

EdenPastora · 2020-08-06T18:25:38+00:00

Baller.

DARKBRlNGER · 2020-08-06T20:17:00+00:00

Didn't realize that quote applied to so many situations. Gonna start using it more often.

CocoCrizpy · 2020-08-06T22:53:57+00:00

Girl if you aint boutta lick them juices outta my beard afterwards, you aint the one.

alcoholicasshat · 2020-08-07T00:17:32+00:00

Brave of her to assume someone would go down on a tinder date.

On top of that - If you don't want to taste whatever funk you've got going on downstairs, what the fuck makes you think any man would?

infinitelearner20 · 2020-08-06T23:05:43+00:00

She’s a large one

TheBeardedObesity · 2020-08-06T19:24:57+00:00

I mean isn't saving leftovers in the beard the whole point?

evilbeard333 · 2020-08-06T21:32:44+00:00

When asked if stuff gets caught in your beardthe proper answer is... Yeah crumbs and hot chicks

Arkaedia · 2020-08-06T23:11:06+00:00

This chick has probably swallowed cum before and she's worried about her own pussy juice?

ash-leg2 · 2020-08-06T23:32:35+00:00

This is like a guy saying kissing is gross after a BJ - so it's ok for me to go down but gross if it gets on you? Nah.

ZeroisDeathSranding · 2020-08-06T21:18:15+00:00

Wait. Please tell me no one here is eating women’s pussies without obtaining the hoefax?! If you are, I sincerely hope you don’t get throat cancer.

bandraboyz · 2020-08-06T22:02:15+00:00

Who the fuck will oral that fat ugly bitch on the first place.....lol

2020-08-06T22:25:46+00:00

She looks like a fat feminist. He dodged a bullet.

606Hound · 2020-08-06T18:36:44+00:00

Yo I had an ex like this. She told me if I grew a beard she’d either break up with me or stop kissing me. As soon as we broke up I started growing a beard

SrSwerve · 2020-08-06T23:35:15+00:00

Vagina juice makes your beard grow faster. Don’t @ me

buybybibyeguy · 2020-08-06T21:12:48+00:00

Something tells me this is fake

biggunsg0b00m · 2020-08-07T00:24:06+00:00

As a bearded man, i learned to stick to my guns. My wife now likes the beard. It's one of those things that "grows" on you 😉

speedweasel12 · 2020-08-07T00:24:59+00:00

She looks fat

Kingpanda48 · 2020-08-07T01:34:26+00:00

That girl is fat as fuck too. No way im doing anything with my facial hair for that

PainTrainMD · 2020-08-07T05:27:20+00:00

Imagine going down on that land whale

anothershrubbery_ · 2020-08-07T01:47:15+00:00

Imagine actually messaging that cow of a woman in the first place. Dudes gotta get some standards. Stop feeding the cows’ egos

CuntFaccia · 2020-08-06T19:29:53+00:00

Ewwwww! Why is she talking abt her nasty pussy juices? Ugh I’m gonna puke!

Zaanix · 2020-08-06T17:50:22+00:00

Benny boy comin in with the truths.

misterbollocks · 2020-08-06T17:01:09+00:00

👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

BuckeyeGuy8 · 2020-08-07T00:37:21+00:00

She looks fat as fuck

J03SChm03OG · 2020-08-07T00:27:27+00:00

Those who would give up their beard for sex, deserve neither the beard nor the Sex. - Benjamin Franklin probably

One my all time favorite quotes from Benjamin Franklin! He was a true wordsmith and a great American

BillerBillions · 2020-08-07T00:46:31+00:00

Lmfao I just saw that quote on the r/beards sub yesterday and thought it was perfect. Great use of it btw

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-08-07T01:13:07+00:00

Never met a chick who was averse to her own juices in the heat of the moment.

What strange brew does this woman have cooking?

sapm90 · 2020-08-07T01:38:26+00:00

I bet she's the one pulls the "You never want to kiss after I suck your dick" argument during a fight.

Penners99 · 2020-08-07T06:33:43+00:00

Gotta love old Ben!

DerpityHerpington · 2020-08-07T06:34:26+00:00

The real L goes to OP for swiping right on that

SoMuchNut · 2020-08-07T06:54:51+00:00

She won't make out after oral? We're done here.

Anon1mouse12 · 2020-08-07T07:34:39+00:00

From what I can see from her tiny pic... she's not one to be calling shots

TitusImmortalis · 2020-08-07T08:00:15+00:00

My main man Benjy Frank knew what was up, truly arcane knowledge.

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-08-07T09:28:53+00:00

Never fuck with a man's beard. Ever!

Cegriphy · 2020-08-16T18:17:15+00:00

Franklin had high IQ

AlphaBearMode · 2020-08-06T23:36:08+00:00

As a bearded guy, you just get a towel and wipe it off.... keep one by the bed. Problem solved. And who really is concerned about that anyway? Are other dudes scared of kissing chicks after the girl comes back up? Idk

wyzwunx · 2020-08-07T00:21:11+00:00

He actually denied the pussy pass she gave him.

nayvote · 2020-08-07T01:51:13+00:00

Bitch looks fat and gross.

bluejburgers · 2020-08-06T23:05:16+00:00

100 percent female incel

Creepy bitch

SirSteelo · 2020-08-06T23:48:39+00:00

She's definitely qualifies for Beluga status.

LoveNotH86 · 2020-08-07T00:19:52+00:00

WOWWWWW. I swear women are extra selfish these days..

EeyorONzoloft1 · 2020-08-07T01:26:49+00:00

Im trying to wrap my mind around eating Tinder pussy. Yikes.

Infinite_M0nkeys · 2020-08-06T20:47:39+00:00

Wasn't Franklin clean shaven?

SLAvEMode · 2020-08-06T23:01:49+00:00

When I think of it, beards do trap the juices... Its cool tho

PorridgeSluprer · 2020-08-06T23:37:14+00:00

Legend

zamesII · 2020-08-06T23:56:40+00:00

God-tier response

OrangeBagOffNuts · 2020-08-07T00:08:06+00:00

probably

BeardedMan32 · 2020-08-07T00:15:23+00:00

Just came here to say she’s not the one then.

GentKaelte · 2020-08-07T00:15:26+00:00

Get an upvote sir

gaudreauslashed · 2020-08-07T00:30:42+00:00

How yeasty is she if she can’t stand her own situation

shotplacement · 2020-08-07T00:33:46+00:00

It's kind of on you for chasing this one Captain Ahab

_banwillie · 2020-08-07T00:40:13+00:00

It’s called the flavor savor for a reason.

JustSomeCyborgDude · 2020-08-07T00:57:37+00:00

I don't think Benjy even had a beard, but this guy isn't the first to say exactly that.

Sercant · 2020-08-07T01:10:03+00:00

Alpha maneuver. Sacrifice nothing for a first date, King.

MrSpringBreak · 2020-08-07T01:17:22+00:00

The juices in the beard are the best part! They don’t call it a “Flavor Saver” for nothin!

French_Bulldog · 2020-08-07T01:24:53+00:00

I would have written back, "who said you were getting laid?"

TofuBeethoven · 2020-08-07T01:58:36+00:00

Thats a redditor on tinder.

thepilotofepic · 2020-08-07T01:59:36+00:00

Considering Ben Franklins hobbies, he probably did say that

PostyMcPostface · 2020-08-07T02:08:09+00:00

Gross.

WindyCityBluez · 2020-08-07T02:16:36+00:00

Hahahahaha. Thats great!!!

ShinzoAbeFroman · 2020-08-07T02:18:39+00:00

Probably.

MrRiggs · 2020-08-07T02:34:39+00:00

Her tho, that's a hottie and no way a feminist /s

2020-08-07T02:49:15+00:00

Wow a king

alexzes · 2020-08-07T02:50:55+00:00

Look at her pfp, he wasn’t missing out on much

UNCTarheels90 · 2020-08-07T02:52:04+00:00

What women doesn’t like he taste of her juices dripping out of a manly beard?

hentaiman1111 · 2020-08-07T02:52:52+00:00

Based

2020-08-07T03:02:39+00:00

Lol I love how original OP was the chick.

humpbertSD · 2020-08-07T03:09:06+00:00

10/10 willing to bet her thirsty ass be drowning on her own juices since she never said it was a dealbreaker

lemmy98 · 2020-08-07T03:16:39+00:00

I can't wrap my head around people who don't like beards, man.

everyusernametaken2 · 2020-08-07T03:17:20+00:00

That chick isn’t attractive enough to be demanding

Hey_Gus · 2020-08-07T03:18:11+00:00

Thanks, I hate “the juices.”

Mathewdm423 · 2020-08-07T03:30:24+00:00

"But thats the best part"

My gf over my shoulder who doesn't let me shave

taa_dow · 2020-08-07T03:30:27+00:00

"bitch im not eating your dirty ass pussy." is the only proper response here.

TbhIdekMyName · 2020-08-07T03:57:45+00:00

she is not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality

brakeupzsuckz · 2020-08-07T04:07:43+00:00

she looks ugly af anyways.

dominantbuzzkill · 2020-08-07T04:09:53+00:00

You're using Lincoln's quote as Franklin's, SHAME!

Mr_Piggens · 2020-08-07T04:13:07+00:00

Based Beard Boy

Blakk_Jesus · 2020-08-07T04:22:10+00:00

Alpha Chad

Skyfall-24 · 2020-08-07T04:32:51+00:00

Probably xd

Xixdead3yexix · 2020-08-07T04:32:57+00:00

I think she was kinda flirting with him... but yeah the liberty/safety thing is funny

esmeses · 2020-08-07T04:48:57+00:00

She a fatty

vicious_armbar · 2020-08-07T05:01:20+00:00

“Don’t worry you won’t be getting oral anyway.”

mensch_uber · 2020-08-07T05:04:01+00:00

bitch! it's my flavor saver.... wait. benji didnt have a beard. this dude was weeding his way thru thots hoping to find the not thot. journey on my dude.

Lurkingnopost · 2020-08-07T05:10:55+00:00

What makes her think she is getting oral?

noogiey · 2020-08-07T05:11:21+00:00

Honestly I wouldn't have even responded to that. That's some straight up nasty shit and I understand why women are paranoid about men online ( I mean that this girl talking about oral is just gross).

Gandeloft · 2020-08-07T05:13:26+00:00

I mean, she was nice about it. If anything, they were both equal in their attitudes.

KingOfRabbbits · 2020-08-07T05:16:45+00:00

King

2assassin_fdgod2 · 2020-08-07T05:17:35+00:00

Show us your glorious beard then. That's the right thing to do.

Yonefi · 2020-08-07T05:31:33+00:00

Bahaha. What a great quote by BF

2020-08-07T05:34:36+00:00

That's fucking true

reallyreallyspicy · 2020-08-07T05:59:29+00:00

She looks like a bitch ngl

Idk for some reason every overweight women that wear a long waist skirt and a long sleeve with a big neck hole is always a bitch it’s so fucking weird

APsychosPath · 2020-08-07T06:05:56+00:00

"-Benjamin Franklin, probably" i died

Biscotek · 2020-08-07T06:26:25+00:00

Why is that hambeast making demands?

skanones209 · 2020-08-07T06:30:30+00:00

Ew that chick is fuckin gnarly to say that. Then I looked at her and double ew. This dude shouldn’t worry about it she looks like dinner would’ve been expensive anyway if you know what I mean.

vicsj · 2020-08-07T06:50:38+00:00

I'm the opposite. I don't usually date men without beards. As a result, I never swipe on clean shaven men because I would never expect anyone to change their appearance on my behalf. This woman's tactics are not very sustainable, are they.

LisiAlex · 2020-08-07T07:11:53+00:00

Her comment is vomit worthy, wtf

ONeillIII · 2020-08-07T08:30:14+00:00

Why talk with land whale in first place?

Oyrelius · 2020-08-07T09:34:26+00:00

Definitely Franklin. Good move bro. It's like a pillow for women.

spenceeeeeee · 2020-08-07T10:20:17+00:00

Especially for a fat chick

TheValet86 · 2020-08-07T10:28:50+00:00

Dating app culture has become vile with the seudo anonymity of it all.

edgysecularist · 2020-08-07T10:31:25+00:00

Oral to mouth STD all around

NowFreeToMaim · 2020-08-07T10:57:43+00:00

If a bitch can’t taste her own juices... she’s not worth it. Rinse and dry your face after oral? The fuck, bitch?

ledgerdemaine · 2020-08-07T11:36:23+00:00

Hey babe, it will be like going down on yourself, what more could a narcissist want?

finger_milk · 2020-08-07T12:18:56+00:00

A quick look at the PFP tells me that she is in position to ask someone to trim something down

Carp7 · 2020-08-07T12:41:25+00:00

Judging by that thumbnail he should have told her to drop 50lbs first.

Shuuuuup · 2020-08-07T12:44:05+00:00

This is almost like a free pussy pass that he denies heh..

viqing47 · 2020-08-07T12:44:17+00:00

from the little picture that you can see, she doesnt look like she should be making demands

KSA_AE · 2020-08-07T13:02:43+00:00

That was very disgusting to read TBH

GeorgeSorosToe · 2020-08-07T13:18:53+00:00

Yeah she’s fugly & making demands?!

Classicpass · 2020-08-07T13:28:12+00:00

By the looks of her pic, she can't be too picky on her right swipes either

Seijin_Arc · 2020-08-07T13:28:33+00:00

Damn. She ain't even in yet & already trying to change him.

thethreadkiller · 2020-08-07T14:41:47+00:00

Hottest thing in the world is when a girl can't wait to taste her own ass off my face.

GSP2973 · 2020-08-08T12:50:09+00:00

This man gets it.

tallguy998 · 2020-08-09T04:24:29+00:00

She looks fat anyway

jemimaswitnes · 2020-08-09T08:05:11+00:00

Yo that Benjamin Franklin guy must have been hella smart

hockeyguy013 · 2020-08-09T23:54:55+00:00

who the hell would eat this ladies tore up swamp vagina

CopiusMaximus · 2020-08-10T23:02:21+00:00

I didn't know whales could receive oral

May889 · 2020-08-11T14:24:36+00:00

What is it with these modern women with pudding bowl haircut and the pudding only diet? You've chosen the most undesirable aspects of both sexes and created something neither want. Enjoy your own juices I guess

awes0mesteve · 2020-08-11T17:28:03+00:00

If her pussy is so nasty why would he want to eat it anyways?

WiseGoyim · 2020-08-13T00:11:13+00:00

Christ, look how entitled that hag is, like it's already a given that everyone would want to go down on that fat sluts wizard sleeve

Elijah_m3k · 2020-08-16T03:47:08+00:00

I loooove the quote holy shit

SpeedStrikerYT · 2020-08-16T06:01:57+00:00

Beards look cool,get over it

SwaydeSauce · 2020-08-19T20:50:05+00:00

As Benjamin Franklin I can confirm I said this

2020-08-22T15:08:10+00:00

"Lol can the beard go too?".

What about your stomach size, love?

latinuh96 · 2020-08-24T03:12:21+00:00

Give me all the beard pussy juice. Nothing sexier than making out after you cum on his face. Prude

felipefrontoroli · 2020-08-25T16:32:11+00:00

Yes, her attitude is shitty, but those are words of a men not getting any pussy, imho.

Hydrocodeon · 2020-08-29T13:17:25+00:00

She’s disgusting anyways.

hueydeweyandlouis · 2020-08-29T17:56:27+00:00

HAH! "...Benjamin Franklin, probably". BF got laid a whole lot more than THIS loser...

yhanos69 · 2020-09-02T20:33:58+00:00

what a lad

Mcsome1 · 2020-09-05T23:17:20+00:00

THE BEARD SHALL NOT BE SHAVEN.

ihavewaffles89 · 2020-09-06T00:49:07+00:00

I got a beard and the women I've been with don't care.

SirPeanutTheSecond · 2020-09-08T07:02:28+00:00

She's a fucking creep jesus

MonkeyFistADolphin · 2020-10-02T20:40:01+00:00

Do only men think beards look cool? Because beards look cool.

thetoneranger · 2020-10-23T17:12:02+00:00

Who said I was gonna eat you out anyway ho

DeepInIrisBlue · 2020-11-11T14:45:24+00:00

Beard award!

2020-11-16T02:17:45+00:00

She's fat. Gross.

yadoya · 2020-12-05T05:50:58+00:00

"Sure, I'll shave it when you lose 10 kilos"

capn-insano · 2020-08-07T03:41:16+00:00

Jesus Christ. These are the kinds of girls you guys are dating lel

Fucking gross

Malbek604 · 2020-08-06T18:35:35+00:00

Never go down unless you want polyps in your throat.

TheHellbilly · 2020-08-06T17:47:10+00:00

Hear hear!

MoistAssGamer · 2020-08-06T23:24:20+00:00

Based bearded guy.

PlsDontPls · 2020-08-07T00:54:19+00:00

Wait.. you people are getting matches?

Chance_Oblivion · 2020-08-07T00:24:15+00:00

Yes 😂

ItsOnlyTheTruth · 2020-08-07T00:36:41+00:00

Hahah this bitch worried her pussy juice gonna get stuck in a strangers beard 😂😂 and she only mad because shell end up getting it in her own mouth... what a world

itsokayimhandsome · 2020-08-07T01:13:01+00:00

yea the juices, her smelly vagina has those trapped juices. if a woman has a smelly vagina, your face definitely shouldnt be anywhere near it.

codesense · 2020-08-07T03:07:31+00:00

She probably does this to ppl with beards to make the trim and then ghost them

YEEZYHERO · 2020-08-07T11:57:53+00:00

She ugly af. Don’t treat a ugly bitch nice - HUGE MISSTAKE

ThisPlaceisHell · 2020-08-07T04:21:30+00:00

She's an entitled cunt but beards are legit disgusting breeding grounds for bacteria. They are nasty and used as a way for dudes with no jawline or chin to hide it.

TheDukest · 2020-08-06T19:03:56+00:00

Nah I prefer the pussy smell too when I game after

hachiko007 · 2020-08-07T02:10:23+00:00

bitch looks ugly and fat. she should be lucky if anyone even touches that garbage dump of a vagina

joseloc0 · 2020-08-06T23:28:01+00:00

I understand of the awesomness of having a beard, but she does have a point,

Title	Bearded Guy Regrets Nothing
Author	SwordYieldingCypher
Upvotes	12473
Comments	435
Date	August 6, 2020 5:00 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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