Expecting a Pussy Pass? NOT TODAY BITCH! SPLASH

Plagued415 · 2020-11-07T14:48:11+00:00

Just returning a walrus to its natural water habitat, what a kind man!

HarryHeck44 · 2020-11-07T14:53:20+00:00

Silence after slap shock after splash. Double standards are hilarious.

emforay216 · 2020-11-07T16:43:26+00:00

He has the high ground dumbass

IntergalacticPigeon · 2020-11-07T14:49:11+00:00

Gents, this might be the first instance of a land whale devolving into a river whale that we’ve seen.

ComprehensiveMGTOW · 2020-11-07T14:58:25+00:00

A group of hippos welcomed her as their new queen.

ThroughTheAir2020 · 2020-11-07T15:56:49+00:00

That sounded like a cruiseship launching

vesuvius_1_02 · 2020-11-07T16:51:36+00:00

Obi Wan would be proud!

YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAA · 2020-11-07T16:16:25+00:00

Seems pretty staged.

buckeye111 · 2020-11-08T00:40:13+00:00

This looks fake

RyansPutter · 2020-11-07T18:34:46+00:00

Before I hit the play button, I knew the video would end up with her in the water.

RedditAdminsRCunts00 · 2020-11-07T16:24:54+00:00

This is far too perfect, who has an argument like this next to a river while someone films it.

GTFonMF · 2020-11-07T22:25:29+00:00

“Oh shit what you do?”

Fuck off simp.

muffinpie101 · 2020-11-07T20:47:02+00:00

Wow, big girl went down!

m_garlic87 · 2020-11-07T22:20:24+00:00

He got the high ground

iSUCKatTHISgameYO · 2020-11-07T22:50:29+00:00

this restarted like she was doctor strange coming for dormamu...

Mr_NumberOne · 2020-11-07T16:27:41+00:00

Take the high ground when talking shit...

master_erasis · 2020-11-08T00:30:14+00:00

“ oh shit what you do?” Bitch what the fuck it look like he did?

NotBatman69420 · 2020-11-08T06:26:19+00:00

Fake af

Dasbronco · 2020-11-07T21:48:01+00:00

If you listen closely at the beginning you can hear the guy filming say “And action”

TonsOfTabs · 2020-11-07T22:14:35+00:00

Someone should edit the video so that when she lands in the water it suddenly turns into a sinkhole.

LifeAboutNothing · 2020-11-07T22:24:33+00:00

Did anyone else say to themselves "This is only ending one way" once you saw she was on the edge lake.

Gabrielink_ITA · 2020-11-07T22:48:49+00:00

She got a Pussy Splash

TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross · 2020-11-07T23:16:52+00:00

If you’re gonna assault someone, try not to do it by the side of a lake

Sentient_House_Plant · 2020-11-07T23:37:27+00:00

Tsunami!

thelonious_mal · 2020-11-08T01:15:54+00:00

Nothing wrong with returning a hippo to its natural environment

MyNameIsChrisHansen8 · 2020-11-08T01:16:01+00:00

What a gentleman, didn’t hit her back just a nice little push hahaha

2020-11-08T01:57:28+00:00

Holy Shit fellas did you check out that ripple effect on that pond ?

J0NAH666 · 2020-11-08T12:30:39+00:00

The wale returned home

Carpazza02 · 2020-11-08T12:36:43+00:00

Must be one of those Florida manatees

abejaved · 2020-11-16T14:50:56+00:00

You know that hurt her mentally by getting her hair wet.

Kamenwatii · 2020-11-18T15:59:22+00:00

Shout out to his wack ass friends acting like he did something wrong for defending himself. He probably could’ve knocked her head off but opted for the push instead. Commendable or whatever. Also, she forcibly demanded for him to hand over his phone and then physically assaulted him. That’s literally and lawfully attempted robbery. 😬🙄😐

Plohim123 · 2020-11-22T21:42:29+00:00

He did nothing but return a whale to water. She clearly was struggling to breath

dontdodie · 2020-11-24T02:55:36+00:00

The fact she said "why you always so scared of me" makes me think she's abusive not gonna lie

SuperRetard64 · 2020-11-30T15:03:58+00:00

Expecting a pussy pass? Nah bitch it's a SPLISH SPLASH

The-Wizard-of-Oz- · 2020-11-30T16:06:01+00:00

BegoneTHOT

Drugslikeme · 2020-12-05T15:26:10+00:00

“Here we see the North American sea cow fighting with its rival for dominance and a cell phone”

taehyungflying · 2020-12-05T23:16:08+00:00

King

Fit-Surround8902 · 2021-02-01T20:31:11+00:00

+20 environmental kill

LittleRagins · 2020-11-07T22:45:42+00:00

Feels hella fake

700mph · 2020-11-07T20:33:25+00:00

Fake

usernameforredt · 2020-11-07T17:41:12+00:00

u/savethisvideo

mr_intentional · 2020-11-07T22:06:50+00:00

Seems set up. Why are they that close to the water?

lafindumonde13 · 2020-11-07T20:26:53+00:00

looks setup

Awesomevindicator · 2020-11-07T19:15:43+00:00

poorly acted and poorly directed.

Jakethecake010 · 2020-11-07T21:52:44+00:00

I remember about half a year ago this was posted on justiceserved and I wrote a jokey comment saying "angry feminists are approaching from the west" and I got downvoted to oblivion and bashed by white knights and simps lol

Edit: nice, the clowns that think they're funny are down voting me.

Reddit is brain dead lol

wellshitdawg · 2020-11-07T21:31:06+00:00

Everything feels staged to me these days

farfletched · 2020-11-07T20:10:56+00:00

Setup fo sho

Loli_Innkeeper · 2020-11-07T21:13:38+00:00

He was just helping a beached whale return to its natural habitat.

ben-dover96 · 2020-11-07T21:46:52+00:00

Staged but still funny

needlespeedleairball · 2020-11-07T23:33:59+00:00

Fake. Staged.

GoingToHellAnyways · 2020-11-07T18:54:25+00:00

Yeah, that felt made up.

Shakawakahn · 2020-11-07T21:54:27+00:00

Nothing good ever happens down by a river

weldo88 · 2020-11-07T22:01:57+00:00

I just love how when she slaps him, no comments from the crowd. When he pushes her into the water, after she incites violence, then they comment...

2020-11-07T22:47:13+00:00

Faako

ConfusedStupidPerson · 2020-11-07T22:48:10+00:00

Staged

El_Profesore · 2020-11-07T23:20:09+00:00

Seems staged to me

BlackfistOfHades · 2020-11-07T21:29:35+00:00

Coming up screaming "bruh wtf" as if she didn't just slap someone accross the face

Superswick · 2020-11-07T23:01:53+00:00

Why do I feel like this is staged for no fucking reason

JesterFX · 2020-11-07T21:30:57+00:00

A little convenient, don't you think?

happyhaven1984 · 2020-11-07T22:07:07+00:00

Damn he's strong af

Walshy231231 · 2020-11-07T22:45:57+00:00

She was so sure of herself lol

Nobes1990 · 2020-11-07T23:23:22+00:00

r/whyweretheyfilming

Tommysrx · 2020-11-07T23:30:35+00:00

...On the next episode of River Monsters !

ghetterking · 2020-11-07T23:31:37+00:00

slap vs bodyslam who would win?

PermabannedUserPamJr · 2020-11-07T23:52:24+00:00

Real and straight

timleykis101 · 2020-11-08T00:13:13+00:00

Equal rights...equal lefts ;)

OceanEmperor · 2020-11-08T00:33:55+00:00

Im-Real-Human · 2020-11-08T00:42:43+00:00

Like the launching of the titanic

Logibear1337 · 2020-11-08T00:43:48+00:00

High ground.

H0boHumpinSloboBabe · 2020-11-08T01:01:43+00:00

There is nothing wrong with putting a Manatee back in its natural habitat.

Snapthepigeon · 2020-11-08T01:06:01+00:00

He had the high ground.

drai2020 · 2020-11-08T01:06:42+00:00

...I’m curious as to what the context was that lead up to this. Can someone help a brother out

TheAtheistReverend · 2020-11-08T01:07:52+00:00

Fake/ staged

Luca20 · 2020-11-08T01:24:23+00:00

Ah yes the classic argument 2 feet from the pond.

Striker_Noriaki · 2020-11-08T01:31:26+00:00

..... GET FUCKED

ericfoster2003 · 2020-11-08T01:42:53+00:00

That fat asshole almost floated. It's like when they launch a tugboat.

JamesOldie · 2020-11-08T01:46:12+00:00

If you can watch this and not see that it's staged then good luck on the internet my duder

ShortWarrior · 2020-11-08T02:32:14+00:00

"Bruh what the fu"

DeceptiveFallacy · 2020-11-08T02:35:18+00:00

Joggers gonna jog... Fuck this lame content. Give me proper pussy passes being denied within the realm of civilization.

Nuttin_Up · 2020-11-08T02:37:09+00:00

Looks staged.

2020-11-08T02:42:04+00:00

Make like a whale beeeeetch

supraracer004 · 2020-11-08T02:58:29+00:00

Too soon, they always get one free one. Either way, abuse is abuse.

ChillxBilly3 · 2020-11-08T03:03:46+00:00

Too bad it wasn't a pond at Disney world

bunnymud · 2020-11-08T03:33:04+00:00

Fake

seabeeaj · 2020-11-08T04:35:14+00:00

Well, what ah ya know.... shit floats!

2020-11-08T05:28:43+00:00

If I had an award right now I would give it to you

deedman1024 · 2020-11-08T06:05:40+00:00

Awwe you love to see when they put the beached Whales back in the water.

Revorob · 2020-11-08T06:18:09+00:00

With all that blubber, she was always gonna float.

jprbruce · 2020-11-08T07:23:57+00:00

Hell Yeah !!!

wooltown565 · 2020-11-08T07:36:34+00:00

Assault with a deadly weapon those fkn staple removers she wearing 👠👠 Good job brother 🍻🍻🍻

kaizergarcia · 2020-11-08T14:12:19+00:00

This is so fake tho

wutadamyt · 2020-11-08T19:56:18+00:00

Life Hack: never slap someone near water

emu_unit_01 · 2020-11-08T22:58:15+00:00

What a nice young man, returning that whale to the water

NiceCutBoi · 2020-11-09T01:23:11+00:00

Yo this mans is strong because she probably weighs more than him and he still manages to move her

sutafa · 2020-11-09T04:44:42+00:00

Man the Harpoons

Estorilblu · 2020-11-10T03:51:01+00:00

Was that a Hippo in the water ?

DextroShade · 2020-11-10T05:20:58+00:00

Reminds me of Pablo Escobar's hippos.

mojodobo · 2020-11-10T13:28:21+00:00

You can even hear her say ‘WTF’ since she was surprised he hit her back She deserved it tho

travis01564 · 2020-11-10T15:57:49+00:00

It's over anakin. I have the high ground.

pauliogazzio · 2020-11-10T17:18:56+00:00

"Let us have an argument next to this lake"

sohailrules · 2020-11-10T19:00:54+00:00

U/savethisvideo

Appletree286 · 2020-11-11T02:23:54+00:00

😂

KiroDunmer_ · 2020-11-11T03:06:29+00:00

More like *KABOOSH*

peterman86 · 2020-11-11T03:19:46+00:00

The sudden rush of adrenaline that allows you to move mountains is called Insta-Pissed.

derekkered37 · 2020-11-11T17:26:55+00:00

u/savethisvideo

HBCojones · 2020-11-11T20:46:34+00:00

Whale returns to the sea 🐳

Burnt_Water_117 · 2020-11-12T05:47:40+00:00

No one‘s just gonna give you their phone You’re not his mom you fuck with the wrong person you get pushed in a lake

soopermewtent · 2020-11-12T19:47:08+00:00

If you think this is real, please dont reproduce. In fact just end it right now

puntgreta89 · 2020-11-12T20:34:51+00:00

This looks staged.

ZERO_77g · 2020-11-13T02:41:23+00:00

She needs a bath 🛁

Tsleezy15 · 2020-11-14T17:08:01+00:00

Does anything happen after?

just-a_guy- · 2020-11-15T00:42:00+00:00

imoaardvark · 2020-11-15T16:24:00+00:00

u/savethisvideo

StevenInTheMusic · 2020-11-17T13:23:53+00:00

Why are they fighting by such a nice river

comic630 · 2020-11-17T15:40:37+00:00

I see ODB Wan has taught him well

just_some_casual · 2020-11-17T16:34:18+00:00

This is SPARTA

kpeter1993 · 2020-11-20T18:52:29+00:00

u/savevideo

JigglySquishyFlesh · 2020-11-22T08:52:29+00:00

High ground. Thank you, I'll accept the awards now.

ZimbabweHeist · 2020-11-23T16:27:26+00:00

Gets pushed in the water and still comes back askkng for the phone

KrazyPotatoe420 · 2020-11-24T05:09:45+00:00

look like the typa person to eat hot Cheetos for breakfast

ronniewhitedx · 2020-11-24T09:30:13+00:00

Definitely staged

Equivalent-Pass · 2020-11-24T16:33:40+00:00

u/savevideo

UnknownRedd1ter · 2020-11-27T15:27:08+00:00

Lmao the person holding the camera reaction. “N****”

GarrettFerrell83 · 2020-11-29T04:45:03+00:00

Lmaooooo

karatekevlar · 2020-12-05T02:40:14+00:00

I smell an edit off a tsunami

pachecolara156 · 2020-12-06T07:16:21+00:00

STAGED

2020-12-13T08:59:42+00:00

BRO WATDUFU-

UnboundPleasure · 2020-12-27T12:56:48+00:00

Return the whale

ch1nkone · 2021-02-01T07:29:09+00:00

Looks a little staged lol

Tus__ · 2020-11-07T22:58:43+00:00

Possibly staged

SupremeSnorlax · 2020-11-09T15:05:33+00:00

fake asf

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Title	Expecting a Pussy Pass? NOT TODAY BITCH! SPLASH
Author	CelestialAmorphous
Upvotes	9734
Comments	231
Date	November 7, 2020 2:44 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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