I want to preface this by saying that everything you've read about club sluts on this forum is true. Clubbing is their real-life Facebook. Validation on tap.

For the younger guys, or anyone at the working-on-yourself stage, I highly recommend getting a job pouring booze. You will witness red pill truth playing out every fucking night. .

  1. Don't go out to pick up. Seems kind of counter-productive but trust me. They say you can smell desperation but after a few drinks they won't have to smell it because it's slapping them in the face. And then they've already had their win. Think you're being a subtle prowler? Nope, every chick that isn't blind saw you slap your wingman on the shoulder and nod towards the two chicks you think are in your league. So go out somewhere that you think is a genuinely fun place. Didn't get it wet? Nup, but I had a fucking rager dancing to music I liked at a place that suited my budget. Win.

  2. Never ever buy her a drink. This is said on every manosphere blog/post/comment anywhere but I want to reiterate that shit. Chicks are fucking ruthless. I've lost count of the amount of twisted drunk chicks that have told me they came out without a cent. I've been hooking up with girls behind the bar who will say, brb. I need a drink, then go lean on a drunk guy, extract a double and walk back to me before the transaction has even been approved. Don't be that chump. 'You buy the first round' is a top play. To add to that, it's amazing how many girls can't find their purse or need to run to the toilet when it's time to pay. Wait them out or pay for yours and roll.

  3. Set yourself apart. Another common piece of advice, another nugget of truth. If a chick can't set you apart in one sentence you're just another floor filler. Guys that have just come from a fancy dress party get laid. (You don't have to go that far.) Goku is cute! Buzz lightyear is ripped! That dude in the sombrero keeps looking at me giggle, smile, gush The hobo will get more than the second best looking guy in a group of ten suits. Or 10 whatevers.

  4. Carrying on from the last point, cut a fucking move! Don't be another douche two-stepping his way across the dance floor towards the chick he's going to end up wanking over. Crump in her face and then go whisper some smut to her slightly less attractive friend. This goes back to point one: she's got to feel like she's been victorious by pulling you. Dancing is probably the most obvious one here, but it applies across the field. If it's your round, don't come back with four rum and cokes; ask the tender for his best mix (it'll be good), name it whatever you want, and then deliver it like you're unveiling gravity.

  5. If you're not in bed by 12, go home. The 12 is arbitrary. My uncle said it this way and that's why I'm using it. The point is, there's a time when it switches from a party to a sausage fest with a few 6-7s getting off on being treated like 10s. There comes a time towards the end of every night when I'm watching staunch, handsome mofos walking out the door with dog-ugly fatties. Seriously, next time you're settled in for an all nighter, watch for this moment. All of a sudden those 9s on the podium have had their share of validation/snared the alpha and it's a 4:1 ratio of guys pouring effort, cash and alcohol into grimy whores that aren't good enough for their hairbrushes.

Bonus! pulling a bartender.

First thing is don't. These are the foulest monkey branchers on the planet. She's attractive(ill assume, otherwise why do you want to pull her?) and she spends 40 hours a week around drunks guys, mainly betas, who have her cornered and need to tell her how beautiful she is. What kind of women does that create?

If you need to have it, it's going to be by showing yourself as a DGAF alpha.

Tip the other tenders generously so they give you the sup-bro nod or some other show of respect. We're pretty bored. We'll tell each other who's an arrogant cunt and we'll be happy to prop up the sick dude who's got a bit of banter and good attitude. Get through five smooth, friendly, business-like orders before you even think about it.

Anyways, that will do for now. A lot of clever dudes on here will tell you trying to pull in a club is a losing battle, and they're right. It's a shitty, superficial environment. Whatever. A lot of us can't help ourselves. These guidelines will help your chances.