TL;DR I hooked up with a girl at work and then found out she had a boyfriend and she lied to the police and claimed I assaulted her in order to get me fired to cover her infidelity

Whats up fellas. I've been a lurker here since the page had under 10k subscriber count. I've been digesting the meat of the content for years and I'm finally to a point in my life where I'm happy, successful, and having women on my terms. Life has been pretty good to me lately, up until today...

A little backstory. I started a new job, working as a butcher in a grocery store. It isn't anything incredibly glamorous, but I really liked my work environment, my co workers were great, the pay was decent (especially when supplemented thru my side hustles), and the best part: cute girls are EVERYWHERE!

I don't know where they found so many cute girls to hire, but most of them either work as cashiers or as baristas in this trendy little coffee bar that we have inside the store. I introduced myself to all of them immediately and I was well received and well liked. I had heard before not to shit where you eat, but it was just too damn hard to not try and pick them up.

One girl in particular stood out to me. She had just turned 18, was working there as a summer job before moving away to college, and she was easily the hottest girl in the store. A rock solid 9/10. I've always been an athlete and I've been really active in the weight room these past few years. She took notice of me right away and I started flirting with her every single day I worked with her.

I'm 24, and her being fresh out of highschool, she was used to guys being too timid to seriously approach her and just lay it out there. It's funny because I had seen guys try and awkwardly talk to her before, and we would flirt and joke around about how her looks intimidated them and that if she played her cards right, maybe I would take her out instead. Well one thing led to another, her number jumped into my phone, and she couldn't wait to meet up.

She flaked on me the first date, but I wasn't too worried because I was also talking to 4 other girls that worked there, and she knew about this and saw me talking to them at work. So we reschedule our date for another morning. The plan was to take her out on a short little hike to a romantic secluded little spot in the woods I know. She showed up looking amazing, wearing these tight little shorts that barely covered her butt. I came in for a hug to say hello, and she kissed me right away. I knew it was on. We hike out to the spot and sit on a nice big rock next to a stream and talk for a little bit. The way we are sitting, she is in front of me, leaning back into my chest. The conversation naturally peaked in intensity until she was looking up at me into my eyes. I leaned in for another kiss, and we ended up making out for about 4 hours. During this time I was very vocal with her in telling her what I wanted her to do. For instance "stick your tongue out and let me suck on it" or "stand up and bend over so I can get a better look at your butt." She was loving every second of it. We did practically everything except actually fuck. I took her shirt off, played with her tits, fingered her, grabbed her by the hair and rubbed my dick in her face, etc, etc.

All good things come to an end though, and we had to head back so I could get ready for work. Remember that we work together at the same store. She was really into me though and I felt like we had some incredible chemistry. She kept on blowing my phone up afterwards, saying that we needed to hang out in my bedroom and "watch a movie." Throughout the entire time, she was insistent that I didn't tell anyone at work. I agreed this was a good idea, because relationships in the workplace can create drama. So I kept my mouth shut about it and didn't tell my coworkers, who by the way tried to talk to her constantly because she was so gorgeous. I really thought I had it made! Life was going so well for me, and I had this absolutely beautiful woman that was super into me.

Well I should have known to let well enough alone, and just wait for her to hit me up again. In the mean time I had plenty of other women I could have been talking to. But for some reason or another, I lost my cool. The entire way that I got her was by being that cool, aloof dude with plenty of options. But once I actually had a piece of her, I started thinking about her. I decided it would be a good idea to go into work on my off day and surprise her. We had been talking and flirting fairly openly at work prior to this, so I figured there was no harm in it. Well I timed it so that I came in about 5 minutes before her shift ended. I walked over and there were three other guys standing around her trying to talk to her (as usual haha). I waved to her and called out her name. She looked up and saw me and I swear I saw her spirits drop a little. I started making small talk, asking her how her day had been and all that shit. She told me she was having a terrible day and that she just wanted to go home and be alone. I figured it wasn't a big deal, because we all have days like that! I should have picked up on the subtext that she didn't want to see me right then. I waited for her to grab her stuff and I walked her out to her car. I gave her a hug and came in for a kiss goodbye. She pulled away from the kiss, which surprised me given everything that had happened in private between us. She claimed that she felt uncomfortable being romantic like that at work, but by this point we were on the other side of the parking lot and she was blocked from anyones view by her car. Honestly getting a simple goodbye kiss rejected after going so far with her before felt like a big kick in the nuts. I tried to play it off cool though and told her I'd be free later if she wanted to hang out...

I never heard from her that night even though we had been talking all week about getting together. I tried calling once and she hung up on me. I waited till the next day and sent a short simple text just trying to find out what was up with her. No response. Totally ghosted. I figured "ah what the hell, sometimes women can be unpredictable." It was nothing I wasn't used to. I remember wishing that she had just been more communicative with me and said that she was no longer interested. But she never said anything of the sort.

Fast forward to today, I walk into work and three police officers are waiting for me. She called the police and claimed that I had assaulted her and had been stalking her. I explained the situation to them and showed them text log proof that she had been blowing my phone up and was very keen on hanging out. I never did anything remotely resembling assault and the entire scenario caught me on a blindside. Once I explained the circumstances, they didn't press the assault issue. But I still got fired from my job that I loved, and this girl never said another word to me about it.

I called a mutual friend of ours up, and asked him if he knew anything. Apparently this girl had a boyfriend the ENTIRE time that I didn't know about. The reason she wanted to keep it a total secret at work was because she was cheating on him with me. She didn't want anyone to see us together. Me coming in to try and be sweet and surprise her made her worry about him finding out. It's ironic because if I had just treated her like a piece of meat and waited for her to call me up when she wanted some dick, it would have been totally fine. But because I have a big heart, I've now lost my job and am still facing potential assault charges or legal bullshit over this.

Don't shit where you eat fellas.