Avoid Women With Horses

IllimitableMan · 2013-09-11T16:21:36+00:00

I actually cannot believe I'm seeing this. Avoid women with horses. WTF. LMFAO. Initials thoughts "you cannot be serious" then I remember this one chick I worked with, who... liked horses... and she is probably one of the craziest bitches I've had the displeasure of meeting. What kind of voodoo is this? LMFAO.

puck_mar1n · 2013-09-11T13:56:48+00:00

I've yet to meet a horse girl that wasn't batshit crazy. They also tend to be incredibly slutty so my rule of thumb is that they are great to hook up with but horrible to date.

Edit: In the interest of full disclosure, if I ever had a son I might insist that he take riding lessons. If only because once he becomes a teenager he'd be surrounded by slutty horse girls. Of course, my advice to him would be not to date them, only to hook up with them.

iKill_eu · 2013-09-11T16:02:39+00:00

One horse = Ten cats.

[deleted] · 2013-09-11T15:47:32+00:00

One thing about horse girls is you have to consider that having a horse is extremely expensive. So unless they are from a country town with a family that uses horses as income, they are going to be spoiled entitled bitches, 100% of the time. In terms of mate selection for LTR, you never want someone who has been told they are a princess their entire lives. Never, ever date the girl who actually got the pony.

redpillschool · 2013-09-11T13:33:22+00:00

It's strange to me that I already had this rule.

I've always noticed horse girls are not just women with pets, but women with obsessions. They love those things. LOVE. I'm pretty sure most of the horse girls I know think about their horses sexually.

Strange, but true.

frazzleddd · 2013-09-11T18:31:10+00:00

My mother and sisters got into horses when I was in the 8th grade. I've hated them ever since. The women involved in the business are all mentally deficient. The girls and women I had to deal with as a result included but were not limited to pathological liars, titty bar waitress, wrist slitters, depressed crazies, meth smokers, alcoholics, and worst of all, feminists with the fucking you go girl attitudes.

Its like a shit ton of cats are just shoved into one massive animal for women. They show it off, brush it, talk to it and act like its the only thing in the world that understands them when in truth it just lacks the brain needed to understand that you're a dumb cunt.

While his article lacks any evidence it is completely true. Women drawn into the equestrian world are insane.

[deleted] · 2013-09-11T14:45:25+00:00

Owned and rode horses myself at one time. Dated a horse woman once - for about three months. That was enough.

SoftHarem · 2013-09-11T14:26:03+00:00

Dated a beauty pageant winning, competitive horse riding psycho. Horse women are crazier than your average crazy women and in this day and age that is no joke. If she is into horses I suggest you keep it very casual and temporary, or honestly it is best to not even bother.

slfx · 2013-09-11T23:41:26+00:00

You love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of a commitment to a shoe?

DrMungMung · 2013-09-12T02:18:25+00:00

This just popped up

Quizlyx · 2013-09-11T15:15:57+00:00

Couldn't be any truer. I dated a girl who liked horses, but she didn't have any. Relationship was fine, and then it happened. She brought a horse to town and kept it in a local barn. Sex dropped off almost immediately, she got increasingly bitchy and demanding. Somehow I became an asshole to her because I didn't want to drive 30 minutes out of my way to feed HER horse. Horses are nothing but pure evil, avoid women who have them at all costs.

Clauderoughly · 2013-09-11T14:18:39+00:00

My sister used to be a horse girl, and she gave them up right around the time she got treatment for the thyroid condition that was making her act crazy.

She is down to 1 horse, and she is lucky that her husband in vet, so she gets all medical treatment for free.

My dad raised race horses when I was a kid, and they the BIGGEST money sinks unless you know what you are doing.

I had no problem with what Dad did, because he was smart about blood lines, and we did make a fair bit of money off the horses we sold.

Any woman who keeps a horse for a pet ?

RUN!

goatfishsandwich · 2013-09-11T19:18:10+00:00

Anyone ever notice how many girls with horses are on dating websites? It's crazy, almost every other girl I see on there is an "equestrian".

[deleted] · 2013-09-12T00:22:02+00:00

i actually dated a normal girl who was into horses, but she never owned them because she was far too poor. she took jobs where she cared for and trained other people's horses, and she made good money at it. however, since i grew up in the rich part of Houston, i can confirm that girls who's dads were rich enough to buy them horses were nothing but trouble. i think that's the real issue: they are spoiled daddy's girls.

RedBigMan · 2013-09-12T02:27:15+00:00

Obligatory Link

Now I Know Why Girls Like Horses

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manlyjames · 2013-09-11T16:24:37+00:00

Also cows. My mother was like this, the cows came first, I came second or later. It's not like we were raising them to sell them or anything but she just HAD TO HAVE a huge herd of cows. $14k/yr on a elementary school teacher's salary (also, teachers are fucking nuts as well) to feed those fucking things, not to mention hundreds of dollars a month on gas just to drive to school/work every day because the "ranch" was 20 miles out of town. For years we lived on the brink of losing our home and not having enough to eat. She drives around in this 20 year old SUV with more than 170k miles on it literally on the brink of blowing up and has no money to replace it because it's all been spent on those fucking cows. Crazy fucking cunt.

projectself · 2013-09-11T19:58:04+00:00

I read this and thought how preposterous, ohh, I get it, his mom has horses and is crazy. He's projecting his childhood baggage on women...

Except I think back to every woman I have ever known with horses and the same applies. I know two different men well who wives were into horses. Both led miserable lives of psychological abuse and the crazy bitches eventually cheated on and left both of the men.

It rings true and I cannot think of a single anecdote to reverse it, but damn, it sure sounds ridiculous the way he presents it.

assinmygenes · 2013-09-11T21:22:01+00:00

My first job was on a horse farm. The women there were unbelievable. From teenage to mid-forties they were all the same, thought the world revolved around them. If things weren't going their way at that time they'd take it out on the nearest person, or horse. Compared to most women I've known these women were very quick to get physical. Hurt each other, try to hurt me, abuse their horse... it was pretty disturbing. I caught a grown woman with her horse secured and she was maliciously spraying bug spray up it's nose simply because she had poor riding skills and couldn't control him. Grown women screaming like three year olds because they don't get their way. It's a job I miss because I was good with the horses, but the women were unbearable. I wish I knew more about game back then, I'd have bedded quite a few, but at the same time I was more into girls that didn't ride so I could take them riding on off days.

my_ns_account · 2013-09-11T18:57:16+00:00

Am I the only european here who sees this as bullshit?

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tallwheel · 2013-09-12T04:46:41+00:00

It should be obvious to the red pill enlightened already why a woman with horses would be a poor partner. For most of us, this hardly needs an article to explain it.

Ididerus · 2013-09-11T20:50:49+00:00

First horses are cool as shit, provided a man owns them and they are nothing but eating-shiting-beasts of burden. Much like a man might own chicken or cattle; farm animals which must be supplied with only essential comfort and that which provides benefit to him.

Take a horse out on a desert camping experience and you'll know what I mean.

But a women with horses, most any animal really, but equines are of prime example; one shudders at the change that becomes her. A woman with a pet is a woman with permanent infant. An infant-surrogate that is completely submissive to her and utterly dependent upon the realized mother, she is able to restrict any comfort and then provide "saving grace". This fills the woman's ego to satisfaction, provides her with exactly what she most desires.

In some women this brings them out of reality, much like any drug addict, and renders them deranged to an extent. Others soon tire of their new friend, and the animal is neglected. Near my home in Washington, you can see many horses who's lives are spent in the same pasture, to be fed and ignored.

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Twonix · 2013-09-11T14:16:27+00:00

I get the idea of this, but the article sounds like the dude is bitter because he grew up in a shitty family. Not very convincing when he uses personal experiences to explain away a whole group of people

incraved · 2013-09-11T21:40:37+00:00

The fuck?

Whisper · 2013-09-11T18:47:00+00:00

Horse women, cat ladies, dog guys, they're all crazy.

The problem isn't having a pet. It's that there is a certain line between seeing an animal as a useful or entertaining animal, and starting to think it's a person.

Women cross this line with horses and cats. Men cross it with dogs. And they all need to have their animals taken away and replaced with antipsychotic medication.

Because, while animals do indeed have feelings like people, and are indeed capable of feeling real affection like people, you cannot have a complete relationship with an animal, in the way you do with a spouse, a friend, or your children.

Why not?

Because animals are really, really, really stupid. They cannot communicate. They cannot learn what you are trying to tell them. They cannot figure out what you want from them. So they cannot give in a relationship. They can only take. And this means that your only repayment is them being themselves. If that's not enough, and when they get old and sick, it won't be, then what you have is a parasite.

In fact, what you have is a parasite that your crazy cat lady, or crazy dog guy, is too crazy to get rid of. They think of it as an old friend. But being familiar is not the same as being a friend. Friendship is give and take. Pets lack the capacity to give, because they cannot understand what you want.

rule_of_law · 2013-09-12T00:25:40+00:00

Kentucky is the horse capital of the world... FUCK. They're everywhere

marriedtocrazy · 2013-09-18T06:48:34+00:00

Guess who had horses growing up...

[deleted] · 2013-09-11T20:35:07+00:00

Much agreed. Had an HB8 coworker for about a year who was a diehard horse owner. One day I overheard her talking with another coworker about how she messed around with three dudes in one weekend.

TheNextStepinLogic · 2013-09-11T19:45:13+00:00

Bullshit. WeeOoo WeeOoo. I mean seriously we're categorizing women this much? Who cares? I get there's a problem with our whole culture and I like most of the stuff that get's posted, but seriously? And anyways mules are beasts of burden. Horses rule and this post drools.

Olipyr · 2013-09-11T21:10:51+00:00

This is very true.

Crazy, slutty, but god damn are they good lays. Crazy fucking.

Title	Avoid Women With Horses
Author	redpillschool
Upvotes	74
Comments	77
Date	September 11, 2013 1:32 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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