Overheard this non-sense at a family party. One of my female cousins has been stumbling around bars since she was a teenager and blowing whichever bums happen to cross her path. I remember she told me she was getting plated by some 30 year old guy who was in the Hells Angels when she was 19.

At the party she mentioned she's considering getting married. No specific man yet, of course. She mentioned she's considering it, but then digressed that it would be "like eating sushi every day." To which one of the other female guests commented, "sometimes you want sushi." The only other thing she mentioned is that she wants a guy who makes $200,000/year. Nothing about his personality or looks, just the money.

Since she's a 26-year-old post-wall roastie, there's no way this will happen. Watch out though. Don't get married guys.