Dating: The Text-Based RPG

sh1v · 2014-03-27T08:20:04+00:00

Lmao

Surprised at how accurate this was though.

TRPsubmitter · 2014-03-27T06:40:23+00:00

I wanna be the very best,

That I never was.

To fuck them is my real test,

To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the bar,

Searching far and wide.

Each Plate to understand

My power that's inside!

Pussy&Plates! (gotta spin them all!)

It's you and me,

I know its my destiny.

Pussy&Plates, oh, you're NOT my best friend

In a world, we must defend.

You fuck me and I'll fuck you!

Pussy&Plates!

2014-03-27T13:14:54+00:00

I bet this game would actually be pretty popular.

Jon_Tren_Yin · 2014-03-27T16:46:51+00:00

I just wanted to point something out, but one thing that this post does is shrink the seriousness of 6-months of working out towards bettering yourself with these lines:

apply fitness 6 months; apply fashion $300

Your fitness has improved from skinny-bitch to athletic.

Your style has improved from chump to champ.

goto bar; approach hot "hi"

I want to remind everyone realistically that working out for that long of a time period is EXTREMELY important and that it WILL take long hours, consistency, and dedication to upgrade yourself like that. Not to take away from this post's merit at all (and comedy value, at that), but just remember guys, TRP as a whole is going to take a long time to internalize properly, and don't get let down if you don't get it right away.

cgreenlander · 2014-03-27T08:44:47+00:00

Life imitates art.

redpillschool · 2014-03-27T15:03:47+00:00

I remember seeing an online browser game like this I think trying to make fun of pickup.. does anybody remember that one?

Link_GR · 2014-03-27T15:20:40+00:00

So, seriously, is there an app that sort of logs the dating/seduction/RP milestones? Sort of like Fitocracy but for personal and social development. If not, is there an interest for this?

P.S. I'm a developer. I could totally build something like, I think.

hedgehog_pirateship · 2014-03-27T12:53:27+00:00

Why would getting her a cup of water be effective though?

Doomsday_ · 2014-03-27T15:31:45+00:00

Great stuff.

Let's see level 2.

2014-03-27T16:23:19+00:00

Existential crisis... LOL.

Varrian · 2014-03-27T07:28:34+00:00

This is amazingly funny. Fuck that hater. Love reading your stuff, RSB! Keep it up.

loknarash · 2014-03-27T16:42:38+00:00

OP, that was awesome. I attest to those that have swallowed TRP, the best pick-up line ever is, "Hi, my name is [~]."

charlie_bodango · 2014-03-27T16:01:36+00:00

I just learned something very interesting about you guys today... But that was seriously amazing

RedSunBlue · 2014-03-27T19:02:39+00:00

Great job! I sketched this game out a couple weeks ago, I concluded that AA is impossible to replicate because there's no risk in approach in a game. Despite the confidence mechanic you can just keep hitting the "Approach" button without any personal investment, knowing full well you could just go onto the next one unaffected by rejection.

And that's when I realized that's just what real life is like once you level up in this.

2014-03-27T14:36:04+00:00

Well done, I enjoyed reading this.

_whistler · 2014-03-27T12:13:31+00:00

I'm grinning ear to ear reading this; great post, brother!

bsutansalt · 2014-03-27T16:29:32+00:00

I was about to remove this thinking it was just jibberish, but it's actually a well thought out "gamer" style approach to the standard MO many followed along their path to us. It also made ma laugh.

2014-03-27T06:25:45+00:00

Gotta catch em all!

StasisNation · 2014-03-27T17:32:37+00:00

You're not supposed to post in /r/Theredpill and /r/Outside at the same time.

Conflict of interest for $500.

I enjoyed this though, fun read.

2014-03-27T17:39:30+00:00

Welcome to Level 2. It's a fun one.

aaronsharif · 2014-03-27T18:27:19+00:00

imagery was great today

Sturmgeist781 · 2014-03-27T22:12:39+00:00

buy drink 1; ask water 1; give hot water
You buy one gin and tonic and one water.
You give hot girl the water.
Hot girl says, "Is this water!?!"

I learned a new trick today. Thanks OP.

RedSunBlue · 2014-03-28T00:19:36+00:00

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cascadecombo · 2014-03-28T03:28:51+00:00

This reminds me of an old text based RPG i used to play usurper

Definitely a fun read in the morning

WhiteHatRasta · 2014-03-27T17:23:48+00:00

Send love letter

Command not found... Please try another command.

Write lame poetry

Command not found... Please try another command.

Stalk on Facebook

L2P n00b go uninstall

opencover · 2014-03-29T18:26:36+00:00

How do you guys read this and not go 'yuck!!'? This is what you WANT to be like?

rporion · 2014-03-27T06:37:05+00:00

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TRP__ · 2014-03-27T18:49:30+00:00

Okay even granting that this isn't supposed to be entirely accurate to begin with, just a few things ...

apply fitness 6 months

6 months of lifting, even if done perfectly, doesn't shine through clothes. You can gain like 3kg of muscle in that time but as a beginner you are likely less successful.

[RP MODE]: Fitness is effective! (+50 tingles)

Fitness (for more than 6 months ...) is only helping if you are somewhat aesthetic to begin with. If you have an ugly face and no game, neither fitness nor new clothes will really help you.

But yeah, improving style & fitness will potentially help you, if combined with increasing confidence & game.

Title	Dating: The Text-Based RPG
Author	RedSunBlue
Upvotes	211
Comments	104
Date	March 27, 2014 6:07 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/21hhva/dating_the_textbased_rpg/
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