A plate tried to make me jealous today over text and I refused to take the bait. She may have been serious about another guy or she may have made it up. Either way, the right way to induce V tingles is to givezerofucks©

Plate: I have to get something off my chest

Me: is it your top?

Plate: :(

Plate: I've been seeing another trainer (she has me in her phone as Trainer- Shawn Bchbdy

Me: is he buff?

Plate: buff and naturally tan (a dig as I tan in the winter)

Me: he sounds hot, send me pics

Plate: sent topless pic of herself instead

Me: Delicious. Text me address and time for tonight, I'm gonna fuck you til you whimper

Plate: good because this will be our last time. Make it memorable shawn.

Me: I'm good after 7