A plate tried to make me jealous today over text and I refused to take the bait. She may have been serious about another guy or she may have made it up. Either way, the right way to induce V tingles is to givezerofucks©
Plate: I have to get something off my chest
Me: is it your top?
Plate: :(
Plate: I've been seeing another trainer (she has me in her phone as Trainer- Shawn Bchbdy
Me: is he buff?
Plate: buff and naturally tan (a dig as I tan in the winter)
Me: he sounds hot, send me pics
Plate: sent topless pic of herself instead
Me: Delicious. Text me address and time for tonight, I'm gonna fuck you til you whimper
Plate: good because this will be our last time. Make it memorable shawn.
Me: I'm good after 7
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