I grew up in the suburbs and I never understood people who shat on illegal immigrants. Yea they came here illegally. Yes they mooch benefits and waste government funds without paying taxes. But the cost of delivering Juanita's fifth child is nothing compared to the trillions wasted in bank bailouts, foreign aid and the retarded Iraq war. If you're in the middle class you actually benefit from illegal immigrants. I don't know if you've been to Europe lately, but their produce is nowhere near as affordable as ours or as plentiful. Finally when your palm tree starts shitting dates all over the place and attracting rats, your gonna want to pay the Mexican $50 to climb up there and take care of that shit. You don't want to have to pay the white guy and his contractor $200 for the same job, done over three days.

Sluts are kind of like illegal immigrants, they're easy to make fun of but there may come a time when you realy need a slut.

When you might need a slut:
Being a man can be hard, sometimes life gets you down and nobody cares. People just tell you to man up and deal with it, which basically means suffer because I don't give a fuck. There is something about fucking a slut that unlocks your inner alpha. There are situations, that only a nasty slut can fix.

When I was 17, I was locked in a classic male power struggle with my step dad. He would pick bullshit fights with me just to assert his dominance. He would tell me I could borrow the car and then change his mind last minute thus completely fucking my plans. He would disparage my friends in front of me. Im not saying I had it realy bad, I know others had it worse than me. Its just that he created an endless stream of bullshit for me to deal with.

I fucked a slut on his side of the bed. This girl was ahead of the curve and had seen some substantial action early on. When I say substantial action im talking, Fallujah or Iwo Jima, this girl was a hardened veteran. I took his pillow used it to prop up her butt and then pounded the fuck out of her from behind until her pussy juices seeped deep into his pillow. It felt realy good. I felt like a man. I had won. After that my step dad didn't realy bother me, he could say and do whatever he wanted at the end of the day he put his face in rancid pussy pillow.

That's when I understood the power of slut.

When you're girlfriend stops fucking you and makes unreasonable demands. You might need a slut.
When you get out of a long relationship, one that you poured your soul into you might need a slut.
Sometimes men need someone to remind them that they are men and that person is a slut. Sluts save lives. They're men out there who didn't off themselves because a slut sucked their dick in a gas station bathroom.

Life is a roller coaster one day things are great the other life is miserable. You never know one day you might need a slut, so in the mean time don't shit on them for filling all of their orifices with penis. You never know, they might be saving lives.