Fun With Common Shit Tests

bankruptedcasino · 2014-10-31T21:09:33+00:00

Take heed: This is how you properly deflect the "How many girls have you slept with?" question.

Notice how the real point of the question is to discern whether you are a player, which then begets the real point of that question -- are you sleeping with anyone else right now. It only took four denials before she gave up and then used her body to try and get his attention.

In my experience, playful deflection of these kinds of questions (especially with a plate) will result in the outcome OP experienced. She'll give up, then still want to ride your alpha stick. In a LTR, it's best not to lie or to tell the truth. Rather, tell the girl that it doesn't matter because she's the only one you're with and the only one you want to be with. Of course, you should only provide that answer after it appears as though your constant, playful deflections are making her angry or frightened that you'll fly the coop.

Absolutely solid job, OP. The "not none, not tons" line was poetry.

intelligiblely · 2014-10-31T21:10:05+00:00

"How many women have you been with?"

"All of them"

kempff · 2014-11-01T01:55:59+00:00

How many girls have you slept with? Be honest

Honestly the last time I was inside a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty.

^{h/t Woody Allen}

crazydave1979 · 2014-10-31T23:42:30+00:00

I was asked that once by my current gf.. I was completely honest.. Said I didn't know.. Really don't, and don't really care..

flexiblehold · 2014-10-31T21:40:36+00:00

A plate recently asked me my age, my response was that if she guessed within a year below or above I'd tell her. You could easily do the same here -- the great thing about this is even if she's right you'll tell her she's wrong and there's nothing she can do, "cuz that's the deal, now make me a sandwich!"

foldpak111 · 2014-11-01T03:59:45+00:00

"I'm still a virgin, actually" with a shit eating grin. Then amplify it with "nobody loves me. I'm forever alone." keep the grin and they go crazy for you. Just did it last night.

Philhelm · 2014-11-01T10:47:57+00:00

When answering this question I would usually say that I had lost my virginity to her, or ask whether I should include hookers, men, and animals in my total. Or I would say something like, "Around 50. 150 including hookers, men, and animals." Or sometimes I would just give a straight answer because who gives a fuck? By the time a woman asks this question, she has already slobbed your knob.

AntixD · 2014-11-01T04:52:00+00:00

""How many women have you been with?" "I lost count /don't keep count"

tombreck2 · 2014-10-31T20:06:58+00:00

Why are you texting back and forth with this girl?

Ashley: I have a kind of personal question to ask you...

Ashley: How many girls have you slept with? Be honest

Me: (radio silence)

izomorph · 2014-10-31T20:11:40+00:00

Can someone explain to me how asking to be honest to a simple question is a shit test? I must be missing something here. It seems to go against TRP if you have to lie and beat around the bush and scatterbrain the conversation.

Title	Fun With Common Shit Tests
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Date	October 31, 2014 7:33 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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