Gentleman, I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago. But that's not who were are going to gloss over in this life lesson I am about to pass down to all of you. What I have is something much darker, and sadistic.
I am a US Marine Reservist, and my base is about 10 minutes away from me. Every weekend, I have Marines who live really far away from the unit crash at my house so they can get a proper nights rest. This one particular night I had about 7 or 8 Marines sleepover and they asked me to invite some people over to which I happily did. I made a few phone calls and made a facebook event, and I had about another dozen friends show up on such short notice. My friend Tara, who is strictly my platonic friend asked me if she could bring a +1. I allowed it. She came over, and her friend was gorgeous. I'd definitely give her a 9/10 on the scale. We talked for hours and we absolutely clicked. I formally asked her to go on a date with me that week, and she came over and I cooked dinner for her, and started up a series on Netflix for us to watch (She wanted to watch Spartacus) things went well, and I was telling my buddy /u/EscortSportage that I think she was the unicorn that ya'll thought was a myth (it is). We went on a few more dates, and eventually she made the first move and let me tell you, it was the best fucking sloppy toppy I have had in years. This girl had abs, an aggressive sexual personality and she moved with a fucking purpose.
Three weeks later, I get a text while I was at work, and she told me she got her results back from the Gyno, and that she showed up positive for Chlamydia. Well, fuck. I had it in the past before, so I didn't really panic this time but I knew that there was no way she had gotten it from me because I was clean only 3 months before that and I'm not about that risky behavior anymore after watching how you retards manage to knock up your bootycalls in record breaking time. I secured myself an appoint with the VA hospital to get tested and get some antibiotics if necessary. But during that process, she kept blaming me for it despite me telling her that there was no way it came from me because I got tested in the recent past. She told me she got tested in February or March, and that it couldn't have came from her. Well, we were going to find out the truth eventually. My results came back negative after a long fucking 6 days because it's the VA. I confronted her with this, and that's when the inner hamster wheel started spinning. She kept asking me how it was possible for me to test negative, when she tested positive. That's when I politely told her that I wore a condom, and she got it from someone else before graduating college. I told her shortly afterwards that this isn't something I can just easily forget about because she could have negligently given me something more permanent like HIV or Herpes and that her lying put me at a serious risk for my sexual health. I was straight up with her from the start, and told her that I do not want to pursue anything romantically with her anymore, and that we could just be friends. She called me a piece of shit, and accused me of wasting her time for that entire month all because I didn't want to date her for "almost giving you Chlamydia." I just don't understand how she could rationalize it that way, but she did.
Yesterday, I found she texted several people and told them that I gave her Chlamydia and that they should get tested. Most of these women acted poorly, which I don't blame them for because I would probably had reacted the same way. I have spent the last 12 hours sending every girl who confronted me about this with my negative STD results and screenshots of her admitting to me that she "just found out who gave her Chlamydia." All but one have sided with me on this now after putting their doubts and skepticism at rest. I also just found out this morning that she has literally spammed my entire Facebook friend list with this warning message that I am infecting people with an STD I don't have.
I hope everyone reads this message, and makes a commitment to get tested for STDs and always wear a condom because if it weren't that, my side of the story would have been much more difficult to accept as truth.
TL;DR Girl I went on a few dates with accused me of having Chlamydia after she tested positive for it. I tested Negative a week later. She told everyone on my Facebook I gave it to her when I told her we could just be friends.
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