Leave the Cage Door Open

Leave the cage door open, in case the bird returns.

“The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect.” -Luna Lovegood

Note: I originally drafted this out in the wee hours of last Sunday morning, which I note for the autists who are obsessed with timelines.

So about 9 months ago, I had a girl ghost me. No biggie. She’s 22. Shit happens. 22 year old girls flake. It was a one off in a town I’m in a few times a year. I thought she was invested enough, but I guess I never set the hook. I sent her some note that was amusing, and moved on. I did go over the game film, but girls are flaky, so dafuq does it matter?

After some time, she reached out to me. I was in town again, soon, and I could have stayed at the hotel and watched the in-room movie or whatever, but we met up. She shyly brought up ghosting me, and I gave her “credit” (not really, but ok) for showing up this time. No sex, but I was in town either way. A bit of a bummer but so it goes. I take the “L” and move on.

Right now, she’s sleeping in my bed where she and another girl [F22] and I had a marathon threeway this weekend. Like I think “I need extra B-12 shots now” marathon.

And that, my friends, is why you leave the cage door open…just in case the bird returns.

Now I can hear some of you already. “Vaz, how could you?! You should NEVER do that. Fuck that bitch! I mean…”

Me: “But I did fuck that bitch. With another girl. For fun. Why? Because I’m not all wrapped up in my ego. Sometimes you take the L. I don’t keep score. And because I took those 2, I racked up a MASSIVE W. I got to enjoy a rare delight: the 2 girl blowjob – which are WONDERFUL, btw – multiple times, all because I didn’t blow my cool. What did you do this weekend? Because if it wasn’t nail two young, supple attractive 22 y.o. girls maybe you should rethink your game plan.”

The key here was be low-investment, let her get her shit worked out. She asked me at one point about why I hadn’t freaked out on her. Me: “There would have been no point to it. Maybe you chill your anxiety and swing back around.” And because I didn’t get mad, now I have a corner square for a Girl-Girl-Vaz threeway, every time I’m in town.

And that, lads, is why we leave the cage door open…

Takeaways

-Be low investment until a girl starts giving you buy signals.

-Don’t let your ego keep you from getting laid.

-Never blow your cool.