TL;DR: OP's wife has turned him into her submissive servant and he's happy because he gets to pick her outfits sometimes.

This one was especially painful to me because of how oblivious OP is to what he's saying.

Here's the convo

He does everything for her, cooks dinner, fetches wine for her when she holds her hand out (while presumably not even making eye contact), prepares snacks for her before they watch movies...

But it all balances out because he gets to pick outfits for her sometimes. He's also very thankful that she's great at getting him to finish projects (?)

To be fair, this woman has trained this man so thoroughly he's convinced he's got a good deal going here. But this exchange genuinely made me sad and terrified of somehow ending up like such an empty shell of a man while also being unaware of it.