Apparently a fish really does need a bicycle. Even if it doesn't want to ride it. Beta bux needed for a feminazi with a new baby.

harharry · 2019-10-17T20:45:06+00:00

Ok lady. You look and sound like a real basket case. Enjoy being a single mom for the rest of your life.

After all, you’ve earned it.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-10-17T21:06:34+00:00

I don't want men to be allies

Interested in feminist men

Next time, I'll do myself a favor and stop reading at "42"

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-10-17T20:37:44+00:00

Don't worry guys, you won't have to sleep with this one. She isn't interested in sex with you, but you aren't allowed to find it anywhere else because you might take her (your) money with you.

Just bring your beta game and beta buxs; she will tell you what you need to do. Like sit there and be quiet. This devout feminist dislikes anything masculine.

Category5chimpout · 2019-10-17T21:05:49+00:00

She's pretty cute for her age, too bad she's a feminist. I feel bad for that kid. If it's a boy, he'll grow up with no backbone and self hating. If it's a girl, she'll grow up to be a feminist whore just like mom.

Domebeers · 2019-10-17T21:21:24+00:00

'Dark humour' eh?

Guaranteed she'd call the cops if you said 'that's gay'.

coagulated_cumquats · 2019-10-17T22:09:50+00:00

Oh god, she's a teacher. That means she's getting paid by the taxpayer to indoctrinate your kids with all this shit.

aussielander · 2019-10-17T22:08:07+00:00

Lives in an age of unparalleled wealth and freedom for women...only talks about how oppressed she is.

meerita · 2019-10-17T21:20:43+00:00

Just imagine an entire weekend with that freak.

xkulp8 · 2019-10-17T21:26:35+00:00

I have no idea what the fuck she's saying there, although I'm pretty sure it tl;drs to "I hate men".

Redhood616 · 2019-10-17T23:17:20+00:00

“Interested in queer women and feminist men”

So queer women and queer women

bushwicksick · 2019-10-17T22:14:49+00:00

Imagine if degenerates like this female could not rely on; child support, alimony, divorce rape, abortion and most forms of welfare. Much of societies problems would practically disappear in 15 years. The OLD profile of this female screams - "I hate; men, white men, capitalism, religion and heterosexuals".

Mox_Ruby · 2019-10-17T21:56:22+00:00

This one deserves gold. Wholey fuck the only reason "my kids are my world" isnt in there is because she managed to pack every manosphear trigger into once tinder profile. There was no room. Bravo.

I hope bad horrible things happen to her like a house fire, and I want her to melt when a masculine Male pulls her out because the female ones are to weak. And I want her feminist pan sexual boyfriend to put the blaze out with his fuckig tears while she chugs the firefighters cock.

God dammit this one got to me.

Bitch procreated too.

Chad1Stevens · 2019-10-17T21:38:14+00:00

What kind of idiot thinks this strategy will work? She wants men but she doesn't. She wants them to hold a conversation but not talk...

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-10-17T21:05:12+00:00

She's a sucker for authenticity but offers nothing authentic herself. Spiritual mother not an actual real one. Won't even commit to her own sexuality. There's nothing here for anyone even if they were interested. She's done.

Cristoff13 · 2019-10-17T23:42:13+00:00

Self-proclaimed hardcore feminist. Yet (1) still expects the man to take all the initiative, (2) still wants a tall man.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-10-18T00:05:17+00:00

Madness has a face.

My god, this muppet sounds utterly insufferable; so much dumpster fire crammed into such a small space. Yes yes, Ms. Strong Independent wants the untraditional feminist man to make all the first moves, help pay the bills, open the stuck pickle jars and put-up with her verbal abuse like a patriarchally manly stoic punching bag. Oh, and penises are evil. She'll provide the hacksaw for that disgusting birth defect between your legs. You'll be the one cutting it off, though. Does she have to do everything for you, you stupid big baby? Sheesh.

MarkBoabaca · 2019-10-17T22:47:43+00:00

More red flags than a communist parade and a bullfighting convention.

I wouldn't be able to run fast enough in the opposite direction.

TheCleanSlates · 2019-10-18T00:17:22+00:00

"you get to pay for my food while i lecture you about how unfair and oppressed i am and how its your responsibility to put it right"

yeah fuck off thanks.

i know i am preaching to the choir here, but NEVER EVER EVER date or associate with a feminists, they basically think the world owes them so any relationship of anykind you have with them starts under the assumption that "You have to make it up to me"

yeah you can go fuck yourself.

ageontargaryarn · 2019-10-17T22:14:32+00:00

We need an asteroid to hit earth soon..humans fucked up

smfuel87 · 2019-10-18T00:51:19+00:00

"I let Chad knock me up and I'm financially raping him with the aid of the Marxist state. Now I need a second provider. Don't worry about sex though. I already got that out of the way for you over the past ~25 years with all those bad men who treated me so "terribly". Be my next victim plz, lolzies."

BTW, this is the same idiot who is teaching your sons to hate themselves and your daughters to voluntarily implode their lives into poverty and state intrusion.

She's not into "authenticity". She's into swallowing comfortable lies that don't conflict with her Marxist world views more than she's into swallowing badboy dick. Its why she's been getting pumped and dumped for 20 years.

Polonagrom · 2019-10-17T21:25:19+00:00

Ok, this one is a gem.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-10-17T23:34:07+00:00

"I'm going through an introvert phase so I won't reach out.."

Translation: I'm tired of being ignored or outright rejected. You need to make the first move so I can tell my posse how many guys I'm rejecting.

tysonsmithshootname · 2019-10-18T00:56:18+00:00

I can smell her yeast infection from here

jb_golden · 2019-10-17T22:32:41+00:00

I always imagine these women getting P&D by Trump voting TRP types who give the masc tingles while they tell themselves they're just being empowered and will find a more suitable mate later on. That simp is definitely not getting what Chad gets, tho.

[deleted] · 2019-10-17T23:20:03+00:00

Only thing missing is "swipe left if trump supporter"

NetherIndy · 2019-10-18T02:22:06+00:00

Here's the tea. There are absolutely no shortage of feminist men out there. Single, sensitive, over-educated, reflexively liberal, all that. Who would grovel for the chance to be the apologetic whipping boy for her misandry for the next twenty years.

She probably has at least three or four of them orbiting her right now.

They just aren't, y'know, hot. At all. And she does know some hot (by her definition of hot) feminist men. They got married back in 2004. To less scolding women. She got left over.

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-10-17T22:28:42+00:00

They should split tinder in Tinder4YoungWomen and Tinder30+Women

MRMRising · 2019-10-18T00:22:15+00:00

I hope she finds a lesbian, feminist partner, then gets her ass beat every night because lesbian relationships have the highest rate of DV.

p3ngwin · 2019-10-18T00:45:25+00:00

"I'm going through an introverted phase, so i likely won't reach out. Please say hello."

As if she could be any more a self-centered narcissist, but the real truth is in that last line "Please say hello".

This woman is desperate for company, she's lonely, she's tired of trying for years to get anywhere in her personal life, she's left desperate, and begging.

Her hamster still won't admit the complete truth to the world, so she wraps it up with the lousy excuse of being a 42 year old who is "going through an introverted phase". No, the real reason is at 42, you're a single mother, with no friends, and your crusade against men for your entire life has left you alone, with no men approaching you anymore.

You crusade against men, now you want to search for that "elusive LTR...", well it's only eluded YOU, not other people, and you're the reason LTR's have avoided you like the plague on men you are. Now you have to beg for the only type of men you can imagine you would tolerate, emasculated men, "feminist men", because men to you are the nail that needs to be hammered into submission to your ideology. All other men are guilty of the patriarchy you hate.

Hammer and anvil, to you every man looks like a nail, and you've spent most of your life bashing men, now you realise they don't approach you anymore, after being pumped and dumped, you say you want stimulating conversation, but because nobody wants to relate to your insanity, you are left to beg for even the most simple of human contact ....

... please say hello.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-10-17T22:45:15+00:00

Guarantee she won’t date a guy under 6’ even if he met all her other qualifications.

FoxIslander · 2019-10-17T23:50:32+00:00

...What a catch! and definitely who I want teaching my kids.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-10-17T23:54:58+00:00

That poor kid is going to be really fucked up.

PhD in gender studies?

coiluniverse · 2019-10-18T06:46:53+00:00

All I can say is this: if you are a woman looking for a man to commit to you, please do NOT make a profile that resembles the one written by this woman. It is a guarantee that you will end up alone.

This lady looks-wise is TOLERABLE for her age but when you read her profile you’re like OH MY GOD!!! She has the weird Sapio-sexual stuff, radical feminism and socialist ideology on her profile that is a major turn-off.

symko · 2019-10-17T22:56:08+00:00

It's a long way to 80 years old and you're only 2 years in. Good Luck!

imNagoL · 2019-10-17T23:00:44+00:00

Hahaha feminist men. That’s funny.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-18T01:16:59+00:00

5'9" her or 5'9" you?

Not that it should matter since she's a weirdo phreak two-faced hypocrite "feminist when it's convenient" type.

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-10-18T02:24:26+00:00

Men need women, like a fish needs a hook.

Global_MGTOW · 2019-10-18T05:51:28+00:00

Who wants to bet the baby is a result of a sperm donor? I'm guessing this hags biological clock kept ticking with no man that wanted to commit to her in sight so she decided to become a single mother on her own because who gives a shit about this baby, right? Poor kid never stood a chance.

[deleted] · 2019-10-17T21:11:57+00:00

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lionheart-777 · 2019-10-17T23:08:13+00:00

She’s going to make a future InCell unfortunately

ugluk1 · 2019-10-18T00:00:27+00:00

I bet that father wasn't feminist. Damn broad. Despite having one baby, she's done polluting this earth.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-10-18T01:03:53+00:00

This is the kind of garbage that is teaching children.

Ranidaphobia · 2019-10-18T06:28:02+00:00

This is the kind of person the government forces you to leave your kids with for 30-40 hours a week at brain washing school

ifuc---pipeline · 2019-10-18T06:31:08+00:00

Hard pass on that nutjob

st-johnson · 2019-10-18T06:40:53+00:00

Freaks like this are teaching our children

Magnum_44 · 2019-10-17T22:37:11+00:00

I had to google what 'Pansexual' meant. Fer Crissakes.

ShortWarrior · 2019-10-17T23:43:55+00:00

Pan, but she's only interested in men and gay women. Pan is a made-up concept and she still got it wrong.

Evocatus_Preliator · 2019-10-18T00:03:23+00:00

I prefer to believe these are fake profiles, it's better for my mental health... I refuse to believe an old bag with a kid and a lot of issues and mental baggage demands so much in her partner... no it can't be true.

fudgicle2018 · 2019-10-18T00:17:07+00:00

Women like this are the reason that men murder their wives on cruise ships.

Jamesdane123 · 2019-10-18T01:27:17+00:00

Dark humor, free thinker, femenist....something doesnt fit here, lol.

Danklaige · 2019-10-18T02:12:28+00:00

Ohh a snarky feminist you say? My favorite kind.

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-10-18T03:38:49+00:00

These shitty “empowered feminist” bumble profiles are a dime a dozen. There are literally millions of them.

You heard her siren song, time to revolt boys. Into the trenches and charging the pill boxes for this damsel.

Of course she’s a mental case that’s “going through an ‘introvert stage’” because she’s too disingenuous to admit that all women are too pussy to do the approach / work. Stronk empowered stronger than man female.

I wonder if her profile is one of the millions of auto generated bot accounts that match / bumble got sued over? Most likely since it has all the leftist buzzwords from the auto generated template.

LifschitzTal · 2019-10-18T04:11:22+00:00

What’s scary is that she teaches young students.. that is more frightening than anything in that dating profile.

She likely had a falling out after getting a seed planted in her belly because she was too controlling, her husband to be fled the scene, now she wants a beta man to pick up the scraps while she whips him around.

Svartanatten · 2019-10-18T06:10:02+00:00

Feminism - The contagious brain cancer. Patient 0 reporting for beta bux to feed Chad's cum.

NelsonIllustrator · 2019-10-18T06:33:12+00:00

The older they get the more they demand.

kyledontcare · 2019-10-18T06:45:54+00:00

42, . . .seriously ? Now that is funny. Talk about leftovers.

THEN3LLI · 2019-10-18T08:32:27+00:00

Shit, this is a Hell of a bullet

WiggersGonnaWig · 2019-10-18T08:50:32+00:00

This woman almost seems too stereotypical to actually exist.

r8001 · 2019-10-18T10:28:54+00:00

...I need a shower after just reading this.

Redmountain52989 · 2019-10-18T11:29:33+00:00

Ugh I hated reading that profile. I wish you can read their profile when you see them in public so you can walk the other way.

[deleted] · 2019-10-18T13:50:52+00:00

Remember gentlemen, this thing is a teacher. Your kids are being exposed to this, 30 hours a week.

MDMantis-Toboggan · 2019-10-18T15:17:32+00:00

"Interested in queer women and feminist men." So just women, got it.

Blogginginvicecity · 2019-10-18T20:27:10+00:00

Be a traitor to a system that violently upholds you at the expense of women

Sounds pretty ignorant. Should someone tell her what it's like to be a man? I don't think she would listen.

markus_brutus · 2019-10-17T23:09:30+00:00

These people are teaching our children.

DangZagnut · 2019-10-17T23:11:48+00:00

Good luck cupcake. You're strong and need to be kept independent.

Let me know when the patriarchy helps me you fucking moron.

If she's in to feminist men I guess she's into rape fantasies.

And why be Bi and Pan and then still try to go for men? You already got the kid and some sucker paying for it no doubt, just munch carpet like your fantasy.

4Sammich · 2019-10-17T23:22:53+00:00

She's not too bad..........

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

TheCleanSlates · 2019-10-18T00:01:48+00:00

anyone who goes anywhere near that deserves everything they get.

ntvirtue · 2019-10-18T00:52:11+00:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

far_from_ohk · 2019-10-18T01:45:10+00:00

It appears as though she rides in the DMV metro area.

Fuck.

NyanPikachu744 · 2019-10-18T01:46:01+00:00

All looks but no hooks! probably go batshit crazy if you say or do something wrong in her mind!

p3p3_sylvia · 2019-10-18T02:03:57+00:00

Looking for queer women and feminist men? No need to be redundant sweetheart.

Funkydirigidoo · 2019-10-18T02:12:38+00:00

5'9" !!!!

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2019-10-18T02:20:15+00:00

She could have shortened that whole profile down to two words:

Insufferable cunt.

1337_G33k · 2019-10-18T02:56:49+00:00

I work in collegiate education. You'd be surprised how many of these I come across. It gets even worse once they drop the initials Ph.D behind their name.

onbakeplatinum · 2019-10-18T03:25:59+00:00

"Snarky feminist"

Oh no

iamadrunk_scumbag · 2019-10-18T04:06:27+00:00

Where do I submit my plan for pain

jrpark05 · 2019-10-18T04:08:53+00:00

"I'm a sucker for authenticity"....except if you are any of these: Christian, conservative, male who has a traditional worldview and voted for Trump.

Yep, sign me up!

sheryy4 · 2019-10-18T04:29:52+00:00

Every time I see a post on this sub all I want is for Patrice O'Neal to react to it.

Vishapstein · 2019-10-18T04:50:03+00:00

She wants a feminist man? Why would any man willingly cut off his balls?

beesnoopy2231 · 2019-10-18T07:25:55+00:00

I don't know what half of those words actually mean

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-10-18T08:25:58+00:00

"Pansexual" - she has fucked animals.

"Spiritual mother" - so that kid is only yours "in spirit"? Or is it actually your child, but you're spiritual in addition to being a mom? Either way, you're retarded.

"Snarky feminist" - if I were single and browsing OLD and came across this profile, this is where I'd stop reading and move on to the next profile. This one isn't even worth a pump & dump.

No, wait, I'd have stopped at "pansexual" had I ever seen that term back then. Yuck.

mr_kuk · 2019-10-18T09:33:37+00:00

https://imgflip.com/i/3dnlmx

Jimmy2shites · 2019-10-18T10:17:46+00:00

Some guy came into that creatures vagina. He probably thought it was safe because of her age.

What a sorry state of affairs that person is in.

[deleted] · 2019-10-18T10:27:17+00:00

Why does she hate jews so much?

rationalthought314 · 2019-10-18T11:32:36+00:00

She got the Cray-cray! She's bisexual and pansexual? Doesn't bi cover that?

Anyway, the title. I've always like the fact that even that feminist quote "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" which has gone down in the feminist annals of cleverness was originally created by a man and it was about atheism. And that quote was a turn on a phrase of a man without faith is a fish out of its natural element. So the feminist quote isn't even a clever turn of a phrase but a completely hijacked one removed from its original context. So without a man's creativity, this feminist quote would never exist! How apropos to reality. And how opposite it is as this fish bicycle of a woman would be a terrible catch for a man.

YourEnviousEnemy · 2019-10-18T12:44:59+00:00

"Good as hell"

Literally in this case

[deleted] · 2019-10-18T13:47:40+00:00

what she really means is that she only wants someone she can dominate and control

PMmeYourHopes-Dreams · 2019-10-18T15:10:49+00:00

This bitch is pursuing a PhD and doesn't even know what introversion is.

otakuzod · 2019-10-18T19:48:13+00:00

This is every soyboy's dream. A flat-chested feminist with problem glasses.

BluePillCypher · 2019-10-21T23:57:16+00:00

Wtf goes through 'phases' at 42

huargh_huargh · 2019-10-22T07:38:35+00:00

Looks like this fish needs a bicycle.....to pay for and look after her kid for her while she goes out 'exploring'

LifeForm55 · 2019-10-22T14:31:25+00:00

Oooops sorry in the last patriarchy meeting I attended I was told to watch out for women like you.

Psychoticface · 2020-01-12T01:17:10+00:00

Her title says it all... looking for a feminist man! A a normal one wouldn't be interested and she knows it, her pretence of being pansexual is a lie she knows exactly who she wants. Also "queer women" would be on queer dating apps so she wants misguided men only

EEE_Ed · 2019-10-23T13:28:49+00:00

Well she sounds like an absolute nightmare.

Apparently a fish really does need a bicycle. Even if it doesn't want to ride it. Beta bux needed for a feminazi with a new baby.

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Title	Apparently a fish really does need a bicycle. Even if it doesn't want to ride it. Beta bux needed for a feminazi with a new baby.
Author	goodmansaysfuckyou
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Date	October 17, 2019 8:31 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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