Finally over the "bad boy" phase! Looking for a complete gentleman...yadda yadda

Reenas54 · 2018-10-10T13:35:24+00:00

Get that bastard kid off my face!

Intersectional-Sofa · 2018-10-10T13:22:29+00:00

Yes, she's over the bad boy phase! Of course by this time she has a precious bundle of joy! He's the best! I want to pay for her college! I want to buy her a car! I want to raise her as if she were my own! After all, she was fathered by a REAL man.

ThrillHo501 · 2018-10-10T14:15:58+00:00

Nothing says old school like having a child out of wedlock and an absent father. I feel sorry for the kid, who will be collateral damage thanks to her dumbass parents.

PizzaNuggies · 2018-10-10T14:13:04+00:00

All it took was getting pumped and dumped enough times to pop out a kid and gain fifty pounds. I'm sure the gentlemen are lining up.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-10-10T14:53:45+00:00

if your old school I'll love it!

Good, you're gonna be cooking and cleaning, fucking me on demand and if I catch you with another man you will be beheaded. Old school style!

In all seriousness though, apart from the usual pedo concerns of posting your kid on your dating profile, this is absolutely repulsive to any man as they now have to live with someone who looks just like her baby daddy. Then again, with all the polyamory / cuck shit that's going on today it might turn on some guys, who knows...

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2018-10-10T14:19:07+00:00

For the low price of your freedom and an empty wallet, you can have a chance at raising Chad’s spawn!

houseoftolstoy · 2018-10-10T16:23:27+00:00

Any woman who proclaims she ever even had a "bad boy phase" should be a disqualifier for any man looking for a woman to commit to. That just screams that she is hunting for a simp, and she wants you to pay her bills. But don't worry, those other guys she had sex with in the past don't matter one bit. They just gave her STDs, child(ren), and a bunch of emotional issues you will have to deal with. What a great bargain!

On top of that, you probably won't get any of the most exciting sex she gave to those bad boys. Because she is "done with those days" and has "matured."

waterfat · 2018-10-10T16:03:15+00:00

Old school wants a young virgin woman ready to be the matriarch of a strong successful family. One who takes on the role of nutritionist, homemaker, child care and education. And much more.

Not a stupid "former" slut who made horrible choices to have unprotected sex with dumb fucks.

Once that mistake is made your life path cannot go back, that isnt in the cards for tens of millions of women.

Mick_Donalds · 2018-10-10T14:17:57+00:00

Man up and raise Jiffy Lube Jeff's (aka Chad) bastard kid, you gentlemen. Man up and spoil me!

BitsAndBobs304 · 2018-10-10T20:33:30+00:00

I've been to las vegas casinos for years, now im 2 million dollars in debt but ive gotten over my gambling passion. Looking for a real woman to support me,my debt,and the upkeep of my big house and sports car

soxfan90 · 2018-10-10T15:38:50+00:00

...and there's a kid. Of course.

escalover · 2018-10-10T15:13:40+00:00

This is too perfect. That text with the picture. It’s the stuff of memes. It’s this entire sub captured in one image.

Mad_King · 2018-10-10T16:09:01+00:00

You guys are so mean, are you hurt or broken? /s

You must treat well to every woman without no reason at all. That is your duty somehow. They can fuck you up, they just though for themselves and do not think others. Because others are not people. At the end of the their fuck up time, you must take care of someone elses bastard kid. Lmao, society have biggest delusion of all time in this era for entire human history.

LewisCross · 2018-10-10T17:01:46+00:00

Yep. Just more evidence.

When a woman says this to you, know that what she's really saying is this:

Had tons of hot sex with hot bad boys and douchecanoes. The sex was awesome but those guys aren't relationship material. Now, I'm ready for a real relationship, meaning you give me everything I want and need, you pay for it, and you support me. But you're not getting that hot sex like the douches got. Because that's not really what a relationship is about, asshole. Sometimes i'll give you some sex, but hot sex? No. Frequent sex? No. Good sex? No.

Hanarable · 2018-10-10T15:12:44+00:00

Imagine raising a “bad boys” child

RedisDead69 · 2018-10-10T16:04:27+00:00

Making poor life decisions is not a “phase”.

Secret_Combo · 2018-10-10T16:49:56+00:00

I know several 30-somethings that claim to be past the "bad boy" stage but that couldn't be further from the truth. They just don't get as much attention as they used to.

GoodGuyMaike · 2018-10-10T15:02:00+00:00

This woman sounds a lot like an illiterate hillbilly judging by her bad grammar.

santino314 · 2018-10-10T16:58:55+00:00

finally over the bad boy phase

Why on earth would she disclose this? Does she think any self-respecting man might find that flattering or attractive?

Not to mention that in all likelihood she's not "over" the bad boy phase, but rather the bad boys are over her.

TheYekke · 2018-10-10T14:52:27+00:00

She’ll get reality slammed on her soon enough

boisdevie · 2018-10-10T15:49:06+00:00

Real gentlemen prefer real ladies and you're not one.

byronshadow · 2018-10-10T19:26:45+00:00

Notice how the narrative has changed. It used to be “we don’t like assholes, you misogynist”. Now it’s “don’t worry, fucking assholes is just a phase and it’ll eventually get out of our systems”.

EffinWhiteMale · 2018-10-10T15:38:27+00:00

Time for Beta Bucks!

SirKolbath · 2018-10-10T17:16:35+00:00

How old school are we talking? Like, do you already have a tee shirt with a giant red “A” on it or do I need to take time out from polishing the buckles on my shoes to sew one on for you?

askmrcia · 2018-10-10T18:16:43+00:00

It's post like these that the older generation and some of the fortunate ones who found successful relationships have no idea how bad it is out there for dating.

Modern dating is a shit show. But hey, at least everyone loves hearing about my dating horror stories when we're out for drinks

Nov51605 · 2018-10-10T20:08:00+00:00

translation :

Pumped and Dumped by Alpha Bad Boy. Preferred genetic stock secured. Alpha widow with 5th grade grammar seeks beta cuck bailout to support me & my kid while I spend the weekdays eating, sleeping, and screwed by baby daddy while you're at work."

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-10-10T18:38:40+00:00

Excess weight? CHECK. Chad's spawn? CHECK. Rode CC? CHECK.

If we had a penny for every gal like this out there...

oh_no_aliens · 2018-10-10T16:01:04+00:00

I hope this nasty cunt likes older men and pedophile boyfriends.

NotLuceBree · 2018-10-10T16:09:04+00:00

Unbelievable.

She could at least lie and say the kid is her nephew or something, lol

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-10-10T17:20:00+00:00

Sheesh, this is like a parody of AF/BB. It's so blatant!

Astral-Projector · 2018-10-10T16:58:35+00:00

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rromero26 · 2018-10-10T17:36:42+00:00

Starve bitch

divorce33 · 2018-10-10T22:02:26+00:00

They're never over the bad boy phase. It's not even a phase. They will always gladly fuck the bad boy behind the nice guys back. Hell, they'll do it in front of the nice guys face.

TheYekke · 2018-10-12T19:24:31+00:00

Finally done with sluts

Finally done with wrinkles on women

Finally done. Go MGTOW

ZOGabomiNATION · 2018-10-10T21:17:50+00:00

Better open an account at CPS for the series of pedo boyfriends who will hurt this cute little innocent child.

rationalthought314 · 2018-10-11T06:22:37+00:00

The thing a l love about so many of these situations is they think they deserve a decent man when they haven't done anything decent themselves. Gotta love that entitlement!

empatheticapathetic · 2018-10-11T11:13:39+00:00

As angry as this makes me, this creature has a vagina and will always find someone to use it (or the idea of doing so) for whatever price she sets.

johnny_qcb · 2018-10-10T19:03:09+00:00

If my old school what?

jimmyjoejimbob · 2018-10-11T00:09:16+00:00

if your old school

If my old school what?

harharry · 2018-10-11T00:21:00+00:00

This is hilarious.

Old school, if you go back far enough, means sex on demand, she works in kitchen, man is the head of the house and woman always defers.

She doesn’t even know what she’s asking for.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-10-11T10:01:44+00:00

"If you're old school, I'll love it!"

If you're willing to invest in taking me out on dates while I put forth minimal effort and fuck hawt guys on the side, I'll love it!

DarthCallidous · 2018-10-10T20:48:15+00:00

AHAHAHAHAHA!

no

Napalmeon · 2018-10-11T00:29:18+00:00

Too bad, too late. You should be taking care of your kid, not looking for Mr Right.

1st10Amendments · 2018-10-11T13:39:20+00:00

“Old school”?

You mean you do the housekeeping and cooking and laundry and make shopping lists? No social media other than FM/AM radio? HE does the shopping so you don’t get a chance to read the scandal mags at the register.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-10-15T12:56:46+00:00

"I'm done riding a mile of dick, I lost my figure to booze, drugs and got a worthless spawn. Finally tired of the bad boys, need someone to pay for this colossal mistake, my SMV never been so high!"

PizzaNuggies · 2018-10-11T00:06:07+00:00

When I think your child is cuter than you, you know you're gonna own a thousand cats.

I just truly feel awful for this child. Her mom is totally nuts, has no idea she is a 4 and should be chasing men that are 2s or 3s. Clearly, that darling baby got her looks from daddy.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-10-11T02:40:17+00:00

WAATGM? They're giving those bad boys a chance to step up to the plate :). I mean, they already bust into the plate, but we're giving them a chance to make amends and turn their life around. Well, they already turned the plate around, but we're giving them time to think about whether they want to pay child support. After all, they get first dibs ;)

ATGM are also old school, just like you want them! But I don't know why you'd want a man who'd reject you immediately for being a trashy slut; maybe because you like a strong guy who disrespects you? Like your baby daddy?

Guncriminal · 2018-10-13T01:15:16+00:00

*you're

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-11-06T19:34:44+00:00

Well, unfortunately, dear, I'm afraid you're too young for my liking, although you're very adorable and I definitely want to pinch your cheek- oh, I see, it's the fat one hiding behind the cute baby who's saying that, eh? Forgive my confusion, since the baby girl is center front in this supposedly "dating" picture.

Xoramung · 2018-10-10T22:53:40+00:00

if your old school

yes, i am so old school that i would like to shame you for harlotry, and misspelling words.

Title	Finally over the "bad boy" phase! Looking for a complete gentleman...yadda yadda
Author	RestingTachyon
Upvotes	401
Comments	142
Date	October 10, 2018 1:20 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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