Future WAATGM

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-09-07T18:10:53+00:00

This idiot spent all his money on her and can’t afford a decent pair of pants.

CrackingYs · 2018-09-07T18:12:28+00:00

Oh god the cringe. I had this happen to me once, except the bitch didn't even mention me, just posted pictures of everywhere we went and captioned them saying she had a great time with her "friend".

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-09-07T18:15:30+00:00

About that hashtag, #stillsingletho..

By posting something about how lavishly your "friend" treats you, you are broadcasting to anyone interested in a relationship in you that they need to out-do this guy. Most quality men aren't interested in jumping through hoops for you to be interested in them, especially when Daniel here will still presumably be in your life, judging him and comforting you after every argument or minor disagreement, that "you can do better grrrl" and "ditch his loser ass for a REAL MAN (like me plz plz)"

Chad, however, doesn't give a shit about your standards and you're lucky if he buys you McDonalds, but that won't stop you from being attracted to him in ways Daniel can only dream of.

rporion · 2018-09-07T18:25:06+00:00

At "friend-date" I literally recoiled.

That is physically painful...

BluepillProfessor · 2018-09-07T18:50:03+00:00

Friend Zone Level 98.

This is how women respond when you treat them like a "true princess." This is the honest truth delivered straight up guys.

I did a search for a meme for 'treat them like a whore' but now I need radiation treatment. Most were memes to treat her like a princess everywhere and she might let you fuck her like a whore in the bedroom- if you are really lucky and beg and are gentle and kind and sweet and if you make her feel cherished and loved.

Somebody is fucking with these social media google searches. Algorithm my ass. They have SJW chicks reviewing searches and moving certain things to the top and deleting others. There is a total mind control attempt going on folks.

Luckily we have The Red Pill and it is the precise opposite of these social control mechanisms.

TLDR: If you want to fuck her like a whore, don't treat her like a princess.

VanityKings · 2018-09-07T19:22:38+00:00

It's the dudes fault for being so fucking thirsty yet getting nothing out of it.
For the amount of money he paid for his "friend date", he could have hired a dime to blow his ballsack and ride him like a horse for an hour. Instead he goes home with blue balls and an insultingly cringy post from some overvalued thot that doesnt have the decency to refuse his gifts.
What a sad little bitch this dude is.
Also that hashtag... That hashtag alone is enough for any self-loving man to rid himself entirely from that unappreciative bitch.

Harry_Teak · 2018-09-07T19:38:04+00:00

Between the haircut and the fact that he's dressed like a middle-aged bull dyke, I'm not sure that this guy's primary romantic interest is women. I hope not anyway, this post is pretty much the equivalent of a public castration.

Hell, maybe I'm out of touch with the current styles, but the guy looks like Pee-wee Herman's gay sister.

scottishsnowboard666 · 2018-09-07T18:22:13+00:00

This is so disgusting! So overvalued

scottbrio · 2018-09-07T21:38:32+00:00

Future r/MGTOW, hopefully.

worldtraveller200 · 2018-09-07T19:48:06+00:00

On the internet, there is a screenshot of the Picard and Riker double face palm, well its actually created for this moment. Nothing wrong with having a friend who is female and you go out to the cinema etc but what he did was "friend zone date", you just know he wants to have sex with her but he is so deep in the friend zone, google maps can't help him get out.

Xoramung · 2018-09-08T07:32:57+00:00

you misspelled beta (coz he aint no man bro)

poetyaright123 · 2018-09-08T01:00:01+00:00

old, but still classic

mitzibishi · 2018-09-08T00:23:25+00:00

"but im all innocent, i dont know what is happening, friends just pay for expensive stuff and I accept it all the time without paying them back, my last boyfriend was abusive and this friend came along and showed how I should be treat because im a Princess"

Q---So what happened after this date?

A---I set another friend date, so we could talk about all my past problems with the abusive ex and then while my friend date was buying drinks all night because thats what friends do, I was texting my ex in the toilets while friend date was paying checks, we had a great night together, near the end of the night I ducked out because my ex called, we just have this unspoken connection, apart from the texting its unspoken, I ducked out and instead of going we waited around outside talking, loudly, making a little noise so people were aware that something was going on, we waited and waited, then bingo General cuck master sucker fucker came out the door like a lost puppy looking for me, woops...erm i mean I happened to be outside then my ex came along and something happened but i was frozen and still had control over me, and the point where we were kissing cuckmaster came out and saw us together. When he came out and I looked at him I know he saw me with a big smile on my face but it was really a grimace. I just want to tell him that, er should really go out to dinner agin, to patch things up.

My ex has such a big hold on me and is so abusive, I just cant get away, he has this hold over me and i keep getting dragged back like theres a giant vacuum cleaner behind me sucking me back in except Im the one that sucking

Overkillengine · 2018-09-07T20:11:33+00:00

She can only use you like a chump if you let her do it.

Be a Skittles man.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-09-08T03:48:43+00:00

If any man is going to be providing such an extravagant experience for a woman, it should be because she is his girlfriend. If not, you are showing that you are willing to give up a ton of money for nothing. It's the male equivalent of a slutty woman. Giving away what the opposite sex values for nothing in return.

I recall seeing this post in a different subreddit, where I stated that this guy is clearly wanting to go further romantically with her, but is doing so in a completely backwards way since he is rolling out the red carpet with all the money he spent while not asking her out. I got some rather clueless morons responding to me, as they believed that it was possible that he had no feelings for her whatsoever and was just being a good friend. To that I say bullshit. I don't see how any guy would spend this kind of money for someone he only wanted as a friend. He is going about this all the wrong way, but I cannot believe he is not attracted to her in some capacity.

ManateeGag · 2018-09-08T02:42:14+00:00

Dude isn't just in the friend zone, he's the damn President.

Sukkitt · 2018-09-07T20:34:58+00:00

Hashtag psyop.

1st10Amendments · 2018-09-08T02:11:51+00:00

That hashtag should be a wake up call!

Napalmeon · 2018-09-08T06:39:17+00:00

There's nothing wrong with doing nice things for your friends. But you can guarantee that people like this are going to take advantage of your kindness and not give you anything back in return.

Enjoy that hug, Daniel because that's all you're going to be getting from her.

Pastelitomaracucho · 2018-09-07T21:30:14+00:00

Poor idiot

trevmon · 2018-09-07T21:48:22+00:00

over for capricels

joppike · 2018-09-08T01:23:33+00:00

This is utterly pathetic.

Type0x · 2018-09-08T02:38:37+00:00

Holy fucking hell, reading that actually hurt.

chest_henderson · 2018-09-08T07:08:13+00:00

The only thing she has going for her is that she isn't a fat pig.

alphaqbtch · 2018-09-07T22:27:42+00:00

if youre friends with a chick and shes not hooking you up with her girl friends then you are fucking up

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-09-08T02:42:55+00:00

Religious twats are some of the worst! They use religion as an excuse to Friend Zone the good men while waiting for "The One" (who is actually The Chad)

DemonGroover · 2018-09-08T08:29:37+00:00

What a gimp

ContradictFate · 2018-09-08T11:45:47+00:00

How you can't feel like such a count after writing even the first sentence is mind blowing. Friends don't pour that much money into friends like that... Like fuck... A cunt and an oblivious dumbass, what a combo.

vicious_troll · 2018-09-08T12:36:04+00:00

The hoe has no shame posting that. As if she doesn't know about her friend's feeling for her...

halfback910 · 2018-09-10T18:30:23+00:00

Guys, I think he's gay.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-09-07T20:16:52+00:00

I remember this being satire.

MisterPhamtastic · 2018-09-07T21:39:55+00:00

So you can afford Top Golf but you can get some real pants?

You bitchboi

SomeRandomUser111 · 2018-09-07T22:52:14+00:00

Pull those pant legs out of your socks, ya dweeb!

Naz-One · 2018-09-07T23:19:24+00:00

Wow, just wow. He really set a new simp standard.

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-09-26T14:48:04+00:00

This reminds me of the tale of Christopher "Luggage Lad" Poole, ex-head honcho of 4chan, who traded his legion of autists for subpar pussy from an intern at Gawker, only to get cucked by a bored Chad with free access to that pussy he gave up everything to sniff.

Keep slaving away for Google, moot, and getting chastized for being a fucking white male. I hope smelling that tuna was worth it.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-09-07T20:29:41+00:00

Repost.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-09-08T02:43:56+00:00

What, that Blue guy not tall enough for her? Not enough money perhaps? Horseback riding sounds expensive though. So he can't be that poor.

LimousineLibtard · 2018-09-08T13:23:29+00:00

Protip: If you wear skinny jeans capris, you will never ever leave the friend zone with any woman on the entire planet.

What a pathetic little bitch. He should be ashamed of himself. God damn I hate soyboys.

electric_sheep451 · 2018-09-10T20:25:29+00:00

Why isn't this guys father, brother or friends telling him to sort himself the fuck out? Jesus Christ, this is why having a brother is a good thing, always someone there on your side to let you know when you've fucked up.

insecure_manlet1 · 2018-09-14T00:08:42+00:00

And he's even taller than her

Title	Future WAATGM
Author	Schraelnick
Upvotes	498
Comments	90
Date	September 7, 2018 6:06 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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