Nothing to see here

animalmother2017 · 2021-03-26T21:01:16+00:00

She fat.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-03-26T20:35:30+00:00

shouldn't care about looks and has to accept me who I am

....

....

handsome

so this typical FDS dugong wants a top tier dude. Got it.

SylvestorTalone · 2021-03-26T20:09:50+00:00

Do you think she waited until the second to last item to mention handsome, as if by placing them far enough apart, the reader is supposed to forget that it exists on the same list as ''shouldn't care about looks''?

Maybe that's reading too much into the ''workings'' of her hamster brain.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-03-26T22:56:12+00:00

i can tell from the profile she is

insecure
emotionally damaged
delusional
entitled
selfish
fugly
probably mentally ill
broke
hopeless
desperate

what a catch!

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-26T22:17:01+00:00

Basically wants a cuck who looks like Adonis when she herself must look like a beluga whale.

Stick a fork in this one - she's done.

kaskntithies · 2021-03-26T21:59:05+00:00

As usual, not even a scent of what she brings to the table, but a long list of high standards all the same.

Her list can be surmised to describe a man that is better than her in every way; it's the case-in-point example of the hypergamous fantasy many women possess.

Her ideal man is supposed to be handsome, but is not supposed to care what she looks like, for instance. The problem for her is that her ideal man has options beyond her.

3HardWay · 2021-03-26T21:16:29+00:00

Effort in post title: 0

daG00fyG00ba · 2021-03-27T02:25:04+00:00

Average FDS user

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-03-26T23:50:24+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2021-03-27T00:34:29+00:00

The grocery list of shame.

RuedigerBitte · 2021-03-27T09:17:34+00:00

The simple fact that she switches between standard imperative and third person all the time is so off putting. Also switching between adjectives and nouns. Like, be at least consistent with your grammar when you make such a ridiculously demanding list.

Balefirez · 2021-03-26T22:30:34+00:00

How much you want to bet she doesn’t have standards for herself regarding anyone stupid enough to date this.

AmiablePenguin · 2021-03-27T00:10:12+00:00

See the worst thing is, as you go down the list the qualities she desires actually becomes more reasonable.

Too bad the first half is just greed and entitlement at it's finest.

FatherUnbannable · 2021-03-27T09:53:25+00:00

Sounds like she needs parents.

Deep_Ease4268 · 2021-03-27T16:28:42+00:00

Obviously her problem is she's not making enough demands.

Add about 20 more and Christian Grey will be breaking down her door!

ltde5150 · 2021-03-27T17:41:53+00:00

Those who demand unconditional love tend not to meet the conditions.

reignoferror00 · 2021-03-26T21:49:53+00:00

OOh ... is this a more detailed version of the Family Feud game?

I'll go out on a limb and say the number one problem on the board is "daddy issues"

Sinistre_Dei · 2021-03-27T01:52:08+00:00

1, 11, and 16 not adding up...

iwannabeastonedhippy · 2021-03-27T16:57:59+00:00

Try Tinder? Try The Sims.

bajanbiker47 · 2021-03-27T23:17:32+00:00

She can visit a library and cut him out of a Disney book.

fihra · 2021-04-01T19:53:30+00:00

You can't put "he shouldn't care about looks" with "ma man should be taller than me and handsome"

Nothing to see here

Crosspost "Try tinder" from /r/ChoosingBeggars:

Comments

Title	Nothing to see here
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	155
Comments	45
Date	March 26, 2021 8:04 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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