Obese post-wall single mother ready to settle down seeks man to receive her abuse. Form an orderly queue.

skint_back · 2021-08-05T16:57:40+00:00

Passions- astrology, cats, food, texting, and partying.

Is there a thot factory somewhere where these basic bitches are made from the same oversized mold? There’s too many of them for there not to be.

aggieeagle52 · 2021-08-05T17:17:11+00:00

This fat bitch ain’t climbing a mountain anytime soon. 😂

butt_uglee · 2021-08-05T17:15:13+00:00

“Someone to put up with my crap”

This is a personal ADVERTISEMENT

You’re supposed to SELL yourself! Not highlight your downsides…

plz_say_sike · 2021-08-05T17:18:21+00:00

Single mom (bad decision maker), astrology (superstitious), socially active (low attention span)

These are the same people creating policies in organizations and pushing woke ideologies in corporations 🙃

Alarmed_Mechanic_403 · 2021-08-05T17:21:14+00:00

"Someone decent out there left..."

Plenty of decent people. She is just too self-absorbed to realize that staying clear of trashy c*nts like her keeps those decent men decent.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-08-05T17:45:02+00:00

An overweight gin drinking single mother with a cat who is constantly on her phone texting other people? Whew...

Get in line fellas. The competition for this one is gonna be fierce!

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-05T17:27:32+00:00

I spot 11 🚩

Works in Human Resources so she probably gets around at the office. Offers pretty much nothing to a guy since she already has a bastard, weight problems, and an alcohol addiction.

coloradocaniac · 2021-08-05T17:00:17+00:00

Your genetic mistakes are not my problem. So I will go first.

sledwards83 · 2021-08-05T18:14:24+00:00

"Decent" as in a hardworking guy who has good character qualities and wants to settle down with and treat one woman special the rest of his life?

Plenty of those out there.

Ooooooooooooooooooh, this is the female version of "decent" that actually means "willing to date me even though I never would've given your type a second glance when I was younger if I thought I could still score with the Chads and Tryones".

the_quails_are_gone · 2021-08-05T18:42:02+00:00

Interestingly, the most unattractive thing about her is not her appearance. It's her inability to build a life of her own. She expects a man to come in and fix her shitty life. Why would anyone do that? It's like people on dating apps who say they're looking for someone to motivate them to go to the gym. How about you motivate yourself?

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-08-05T18:02:40+00:00

No thanks would rather slide down a slide filled with razors into a pool of lemon juice than date the beast.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-05T17:21:31+00:00

Yea like this salad dodger is going to climb a mountain. More like the guy is going to have to lug her fat ass up and down the mountain.

slipkid223 · 2021-08-05T17:22:22+00:00

"Climb Mountains" Yeah right...

ringseller · 2021-08-05T19:05:11+00:00

<* has a daughter *>

"Time for me to settle down"

Bitch you already did settle down

me_at_myhouse · 2021-08-05T19:11:26+00:00

She likes gin and cats, while spending her free time on facebook and twitter.

Is she was truly decent she would concentrate on raising her daughter.

But hey, here are my tits. Let's go climb a mountain.

EvolvingMan1994 · 2021-08-05T19:33:03+00:00

What's modern women's obsession with HR? From small agencies to large companies, an overwhelming majority of HR executives to managers are women. The f*cking f*ck?

BarbarianInvasions · 2021-08-05T19:24:17+00:00

can already hear the wheezing sound while hiking eww

TopShelfPrivilege · 2021-08-05T18:16:06+00:00

If her role involves HR in any capacity, she's likely to have the personality of a horrible monster.

Riddick_B · 2021-08-05T18:17:40+00:00

She ticks alllll the bingo card!!!

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-05T18:29:55+00:00

Abusive, drinker, smoker, obese, single mom, text-nagging HR employee.

I can only imagine how much clamor and interest she has to fight off to find that perfect guy.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-08-05T21:00:52+00:00

How many of these chicks threaten a guy into a relationship.

Open purse, insert balls here.

DaleyMcPaley · 2021-08-05T23:03:52+00:00

"if there is actually anyone decent left out there"

Why does he have to be decent but you are allowed to still be an arsehole with crap to be put up with?

ShakenMemeMagic · 2021-08-05T23:19:59+00:00

She wants to go climb mountains?? Bitch, you ARE the mountain!

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-08-06T01:22:05+00:00

Why do they always announce that the kids come first? Is there even a need? Surely they would realize by now that men see it as a red flag.

RedBlow22 · 2021-08-06T03:27:35+00:00

What HVM wants to be, at best, second best, with this gal, when there's a plethora of single 20s gals who haven't surrendered their womb to Chad and/or Pookie?

🐈s soon to be adopted.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-08-06T07:40:12+00:00

I couldn't help but wonder: Why do you have yellow boobs, lady?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-05T18:13:17+00:00

Hmm.....I dunno. She looks a little big to be climbing mountains. Might fall off.

Ric Flair's 'Space Mountain' maybe.....

Gundamsafety · 2021-08-05T18:23:13+00:00

Wait a second here. It wants someone who can keep her home and not going out to get a ride on the CC.

Didn't it just say that it's daughter will always come first? But it sounds more like the weekend party actually comes first and she needs someone who will keep her at home to take care of the daughter?

MattyK414 · 2021-08-05T18:50:13+00:00

Cool. Go hang out with your kid.

waveformcollapse · 2021-08-05T18:51:37+00:00

fat and has another mans kid. wonders why she has no value and no one wants her. what shocks me most is - why doesn't any of the men in her life care about her enough to tell her the truth?

KneeDeepThought · 2021-08-05T19:56:40+00:00

Oh my god she works in HR... can we add a new red flag to the checklist?

sony_anumo · 2021-08-05T20:27:06+00:00

"Smoking when drinking"

So every day?

JakeDC · 2021-08-05T21:01:31+00:00

Helpful that she announced that she works in HR. That way, dudes know right away that she is a total cunt.

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-08-05T21:53:35+00:00

When the child comes first, the man always comes last. Who would want to be her third wheel?

Blackbarnabyjones · 2021-08-05T22:02:32+00:00

She's hiding the Sides of her face.

There is definitely ALOT more "Round" to that head.

She's fat bro.

Not the "push my tits together fat", but the

"my tits sit on my belly and scrunch together naturally" fat.

Savixe · 2021-08-05T22:30:03+00:00

of COURSE she works in HR. Bunch of mentally ill good-for-nothings.

SwordfishActual3588 · 2021-08-05T23:56:48+00:00

its odd to think that during the industrial area mostly men drink alcohol because life was hard back then, but now in a post industrial society its the women who have taken up drinking. but for no good reason this time just partying.

7idontknow · 2021-08-06T01:56:26+00:00

It's nice they put their kids first but it's really not the desire of anyone who's a single man is it? I don't think I've ever met anyone who would jump into that unless the bird was a worldy and even then, it's way extra than a standard free to live a life girl

NoFaithInThisSub · 2021-08-06T02:30:54+00:00

wait, isn't queuing up forming "a wall" of sorts??

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-08-06T04:04:56+00:00

"Socially active"

I bet.

amightyusername · 2021-08-05T18:53:16+00:00

Looking for someone to put up with my crap

This is ideal for men looking for a unrewarding and sad hobby.

3HardWay · 2021-08-05T19:27:06+00:00

You want to go mountain climbing? Great news, your future live is waiting for you at the summit. All you have to do is climb on up there and get him

LOL

Laika_give_a_fuck · 2021-08-05T20:21:56+00:00

Always with the gym and hiking.. Her true sport is to binge watch Netflix and eating tons of ice cream/chocolate, and she's a gold medalist!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-05T20:35:07+00:00

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Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-05T20:38:43+00:00

She lost me after I saw "who will put up with my crap."

Guess I'm not the man for her - thank goodness.

ViktorVox · 2021-08-05T20:43:10+00:00

Looking to settle down, has a daughter, enjoys: partying, drinking, smoking while drinking, and astrology? This is not someone to take seriously at all.

"Looking for someone to put up with my crap"

Yuge red flags, everywhere.

Natural_Maximum240 · 2021-08-05T21:30:27+00:00

Monkey face emoji. Says it all...

LaLa_Land543 · 2021-08-05T22:17:16+00:00

Queen Joffrey gonna be waiting a long time for that queue to form.

Edit: just saw the HR credentials. They do come off an assembly line, don’t they?

mydikishomofobik · 2021-08-05T22:44:33+00:00

The sad thing is, there probably will be a line up of guys trying to get that. But she'll most likely reject them all for not being "good enough".

19780521reddit · 2021-08-05T22:47:50+00:00

insane…

wanderingNotLost1980 · 2021-08-06T01:33:05+00:00

Already has a head start on the gin and cats. Good to see she can tell where this is headed.

razo2000 · 2021-08-06T01:53:57+00:00

After getting bodied by a Whole school, having a hole big as the milky way and having 3 kids from Different guys, girls will say: time to settle down

RealMcGonzo · 2021-08-06T02:09:26+00:00

Man, if there's anything better than a well worn vag that's squeezed out some youngsters, it's a stinky one from a hippoglotamus. Wooo boy!

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2021-08-06T02:44:35+00:00

NOWS the time to settle down!? After you have an 8 year old? Selfish twats.

Thanks Gloria Steinem for selling multiple generations your lies.

Choco_Churro_Charlie · 2021-08-06T03:25:08+00:00

Who's up for being 2nd place?!

After_Composer9203 · 2021-08-06T06:25:21+00:00

Why would a guy want to come second. I just don't get it

blackdan717 · 2021-08-06T09:46:22+00:00

Women who drink gin are liabilities

Itburns12345 · 2021-08-06T14:22:06+00:00

Gym= occasionaly

No shit lady

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-08-06T21:03:43+00:00

“Omg! You’re such a Taurus!! 🙄”

thealchimistguy · 2021-08-07T11:23:27+00:00

Isn't she too fat to "climb mountains"

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-08T21:37:10+00:00

I can see why she'd want someone who's good at climbing mountains. It's going to take some skill to climb to the top of Mt. Adipositivity.

Title	Obese post-wall single mother ready to settle down seeks man to receive her abuse. Form an orderly queue.
Author	Nero9214
Upvotes	424
Comments	140
Date	August 5, 2021 4:51 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/oymi6o/obese_postwall_single_mother_ready_to_settle_down/
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