Quick brush your teeth, wash your balls, open your wallet and get this ray of sunshine off of tinder. She isn't asking for much really. /S

AurelianWay · 2020-03-10T14:03:44+00:00

Contradiction 101

I can take care of myself / I want someone to take care of me

I'm not lazy or a mooch / I want financial security & the ability to travel & enjoy living life.

What the fuck do you want? Hard pass on this 38 year old hair artist with the 1000 cock stare etched in stone.

mr_kuk · 2020-03-10T14:07:14+00:00

This is absolute torture, how all the Chads are ghosting her pre AND post P&D.

She doesn't need a man, she only wants his resources.

She's just tired of being 3 holes for a lot of Chads, actually, not that, no, she never tires of that, she is just tired of being 3 holes and not getting anything in return. She's tired of not getting free shit!

She just wants someone to bankroll her without asking for anything in return. She just wants to be a careless little girl again! Where are all the penis-less sexdrive-less, basically women without bitchiness and resource competition, gullible super rich guys? How come they ain't on Tinder, huh?! God damn patriarchy ruins everything for women!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-10T14:15:26+00:00

Thousand cock stare + nose ring. Red flags without even reading the profile yet.

"This is absolute torture" - yes, insult the users of the platform you're currently using. I'm sure that'll go over well.

"Divorced 9 years" - reading between the lines, I'd bet she frivolously divorced her husband because she was booooooored and unhaaaaaaaaappy, and wanted to hop back on the CC. now with the Wall-impact being imminent, she's getting phased out for the hotter, younger, less-jaded riders. Hence the desperation for something serious, because she knows her looks will be gone soon.

"I can take care of myself, but I want a man who wants to be the provider" - translated: BUY ME STUFF. I WANT, I WANT, I WANT. BUY IT FOR ME. MY MONEY IS MINE, AND YOUR MONEY IS MINE.

"I don't have shopping problems, I'm not lazy or a mooch" - liar.

"I'm just really tired of...taking care of everyone else" - who? Do you have undisclosed children or something? An elderly parent at home? What are you on about?

"I want financial security..." - have you blown every dime you've earned? Have nothing in savings? No 401(k) or IRA? worse yet, in debt? And now you want a man to bail you out, and in exchange for what? A used-up slut who won't bear him any kids.

"No bad breath or hygiene" - that's the only reasonable line in that whole thing.

Honest_Solution · 2020-03-10T14:10:35+00:00

38 years old and has a nose ring. Yeah, this woman is emotionally Mature for her age.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-03-10T14:28:34+00:00

And what's in it for the handsome millionaire who's out looking to score a tired 38-year-old divorcee?

nonprofitmisanthrope · 2020-03-10T14:48:04+00:00

First off, you are not an artist. You cut, dye and wash hair.

Second, if you can take care of yourself then why are you asking for someone else to take care of you?

Lastly, you stated, "This is absolute torture. Someone get me off this thing." We know this is really what you will be thinking when you are having sex with your new beta while dreaming of Chad.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-03-10T14:27:39+00:00

Dear Ms. 38 YO nose-ring chick:

My cultural training has taught me to mistrust older fake blonde women with prominent noses, face piercings, or tattoos.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING good has ever come from association with such a woman. Ever.

You are fanning a dying flame lady. Take what you can get and count your blessings that any man would even consider dating you at this point in the game.

Sincerely,

DD1

beenthere789 · 2020-03-10T14:52:55+00:00

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Silas-Gray · 2020-03-10T16:03:34+00:00

I know women lack any kind of self awareness but a carousel rider old enough to be a grandmother hitting the wall at 1,000 MPH isn’t a catch or anything someone wants to pay for. We get it, you were maybe cute in your 20s and that got you free shit, now the free shit is gone and you’re desperately trying to “settle down” at an age that some people are becoming grandparents. No one wants you, not the married guys who’ve been with a partner for decades, and not the single guys who saw your bullshit from a mile away. Your youth is spent, you can’t procreate, your ability to perform at any job you may have will rapidly deteriorate over the next five years leading to job hopping or termination and unemployment. Like all women before you, you played the field and lost. Like Liberalism, Feminism lies to you and sold you a false dream that will never occur, won’t lead to happiness and will haunt you until the day you die.

In the end, you have failed.

silly_birb · 2020-03-10T15:11:28+00:00

Meanwhile in her 20s she sucked dudes that saw the shower only once a year.

DangZagnut · 2020-03-10T14:08:19+00:00

Jesus photoshop much?

I can take care of myself, but that's tiring, so you take care of me.

In return...<carrier lost>

meerita · 2020-03-10T14:28:53+00:00

Hair artist, LOL.

incelposter · 2020-03-10T15:14:23+00:00

Gender roles?

Sounds like toxic masculinity to me.

Womyn can, no I mean should be the breadwinners now a'days. You know, equality and what not.

MattFoley79 · 2020-03-10T15:19:24+00:00

She flat out admits she wants an ATM.

Westernhagen · 2020-03-10T16:54:14+00:00

Imagine how much sympathy a man would get if he whined about how he's tired of being the provider, the leader, the wallet, and everything to everyone.

EEE_Eddie · 2020-03-10T14:56:56+00:00

I want, I want, I want. Fuck what you want.

dwc151 · 2020-03-10T15:01:32+00:00

Why can't I match with one of these so I can tear them apart?

Yashugan00 · 2020-03-10T15:47:04+00:00

notice the strategic placement of hair to hide her crows feet, a hair stylist indeed

Overkillengine · 2020-03-10T16:37:50+00:00

38

Tienanmen square parade of red flags

Offers nothing positive to a man that can satisfy her wants

Trying to find a relationship on a hookup app

Starting to resemble the Crypt Keeper

Can't imagine why men would rather be Peter Pan instead of lining up to financially enslave themselves to her.

toolate4redpill · 2020-03-10T17:42:46+00:00

PSA: Don't NEVER, EVER stick your dick in a woman who's into horses, a bartender or a hairstylist. Please heed this advice from an older member

bastrdsnbroknthings · 2020-03-10T16:03:13+00:00

But it was only fantasy...the Wall was too high as you can see. No matter how she tries she cannot break free.

OldFashionMarine1 · 2020-03-10T16:11:45+00:00

She wants to travel. May I suggest a vacation to Wuhan, China. You'll love it.

RunawayGrain · 2020-03-10T16:59:52+00:00

I'm not lazy or a mooch

A lion doesn't have to tell you it's a lion. That fact is obvious through observation.

Cream1984 · 2020-03-10T14:31:27+00:00

Um yikes sweaty, let’s unpack this

vampyreking666 · 2020-03-10T16:38:00+00:00

38? Wow. In her young days she was probably high value. Her being divorced means that she at one point had gotten married. Her standards are unfortunately the same as when at 21.

Hard pass. This woman would be fun for a one night stand especially for younger men who aren't as confident with women yet. But apart from being practice, doesn't have much value.

Schlag96 · 2020-03-10T16:42:19+00:00

Well, she is an INFP which is actually pretty rare and excellent in a relationship. Would be a good candidate if not for all the massive red flags.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-03-10T18:30:56+00:00

Thousand cock stare achievement unlocked.

MosleyCirca1936 · 2020-03-10T19:52:28+00:00

Nothing says mature sophisticated wife material like a nose ring at 38.

CptFizz · 2020-03-10T16:22:07+00:00

I'm sure there are enough 60yo that would take her and provide what she wants. But would she want them? Hmm..

ConorMcGregorsHand · 2020-03-10T16:30:50+00:00

She is pure pump and dump material, and I'm not even sure since she took a selfie where she is hiding her body.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-10T17:05:40+00:00

Wow, that's some magic trim. I guess if I had a footlong golden dong, I could make demands too. You know, there is another term for what she's asking. It's spelled HOOKER.

Andrzej11 · 2020-03-10T17:22:00+00:00

I'm not lazy or a mooch ....

I want someone who wants to take care of me.

I want financial security ....

YOU are lazy and a mooch if you want someone to take care of YOU !!! You want a servant an d a ATM machine that will flood you with riches from their wallet. You want a money mule that will shower you with their cash and sponsor your travels and shopping.

This woman is contradicting herself multiple times in just one paragraph. It just goes top show you that she doesn't know what she wants from herself.

jasonmiles2014 · 2020-03-11T01:14:06+00:00

First line should have been “This is absolute degeneracy.”

How to be 38 and look 68. Jesus.

Triops56 · 2020-03-11T01:17:21+00:00

Fucking amazing. She's just a whore, and that's all.

thefilthyhermit · 2020-03-11T01:53:21+00:00

9 years, huh? Alimony clock must be running out.

Dipdrizzle · 2020-03-11T05:25:44+00:00

This is probably the most delusional profile Iv ever seen

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-03-10T16:40:54+00:00

So.... the fish needs a bicycle after all??

notpcperson · 2020-03-10T17:09:43+00:00

38 yo with a damn nose ring! That doesn't scream run like hell. I don't know what is.

Ruffianthydog · 2020-03-10T17:48:43+00:00

Fellas stop phucking these door nob thots. @ 39 she ain't got shit to offer!!!

BoxofMistakes · 2020-03-10T17:54:40+00:00

The most selfish people always say they are tried of taking care of others and want to come first for once.

It's a bunch of malarkey. They always put themselves first.

jimmy_eat_womb · 2020-03-10T17:57:34+00:00

i was in a relationship with an INFP. the veruca salt personality... they are far more self centered than the average. they care about the present only. zero desire to plan for the future, or worry about anything practical, just what kind of fun can i have today. most of her profile exudes this way of thinking.

you will spend all your energy on making sure that she has a fabulous day today. sure, yesterday was good, but it couldve been better, and if you don't make today better, you aren't trying hard enough are you.

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-10T18:19:02+00:00

What will she bring to this business arrangement? I no longer call these things relationship.

The days of relationships are long gone

Nowadays it's a business arrangements. Very transactional.

Don't believe . Which average woman will take up and marry a guy who is broke and unemployed with no career prospects and means of providing? She might fuck him if he is 6ft and have a 6pack. But she would never embark on LTR let alone marriage

Docbear64 · 2020-03-10T18:53:56+00:00

Divorced for 9 years.... feels " trapped" on a dating app .... Somehow is the ultimate supporter in EVERY WAY to EVERYONE and she's not lazy at all yet somehow ... wants to be financially supported.

This sounds like an entitled princess whose had her fun and is looking for prince charming to come in and take care of her in her twilight years.

One of my favorite quotes says " If I couldn't have the kitten, then I don't want the cat" . This sounds like someone who wants everything and gives very little.

Extra_Napkins · 2020-03-10T19:07:50+00:00

I also like people who give me free shit.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-03-10T19:44:30+00:00

I want money!

What the fuck do you bring!? If you want a sustainable relationship you have to show you are willing to work.

Mikhail_Popkov_100 · 2020-03-10T20:20:55+00:00

I'm just really tired of being everything to everyone and taking care of everyone else.

She's really tired of being an adult. Women are literally children. We should repeal the 19th amendment.

Mikhail_Popkov_100 · 2020-03-10T20:22:24+00:00

She literally wants a man for his money. She is the definition of a gold digger. What a horrible person she is.

2020-03-10T20:54:11+00:00

At 38?

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-03-10T21:10:27+00:00

I can bet that her divorce will be one of the 80% which were initiated by the woman.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-10T22:34:20+00:00

Dear old lady, take out the fucking nose ring. You aren't 25.

You may look okay for a girl up in years, but your demands coupled with your "used baggage" divorce makes me want to run away.

Why even mention the divorce in the first place? Nine years is a long time, unless its still relevant to her because the poor dude is still paying Vaginamony.

Provider? Yeah, you want that wallet and the extra hands to hold your bags as you shop his credit card to the max.

TheAnarxoCapitalist · 2020-03-10T23:27:58+00:00

Enjoy equality!

Cuntfart9000 · 2020-03-10T23:58:17+00:00

GIBS ME FREE SHEEEEEIT MUHFUGAH

pbgnzz · 2020-03-11T00:01:39+00:00

OP take a shot for us.

Kurt751990 · 2020-03-11T00:33:59+00:00

That wall takes no prisoners. That wall reflects your inner being.

jacksawyer75 · 2020-03-11T01:08:45+00:00

Pass

fellate-o-fish · 2020-03-11T01:14:26+00:00

i can take care of myself

hair artist

ColdStatistician · 2020-03-11T03:22:52+00:00

38

Divorced

I can take care of myself

hairstylist

I WANT SOMEONE WHO ~~WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF ME~~ I CAN TRAP INTO ANOTHER MARRIAGE SO I CAN DIVORCE RAPE HIM AND TAKE ALL HIS WEALTH!

techmighty · 2020-03-11T03:48:32+00:00

atleast she is aint a mombie

maruadventurer · 2020-03-11T04:58:41+00:00

The Ole 'I am tired of working, it was not as much fun as I thought, somebody save me'. But by God I refuse to admit it. Oh and there's $50k of debt for my cosmetology lessons.

amyjoel · 2020-03-11T05:22:54+00:00

Poor Cruella it’s a tough gig being a Villain.

cnnrcgswell · 2020-03-11T05:45:03+00:00

No hygiene ok I got u baby

Nurum · 2020-03-11T06:29:13+00:00

At first I thought this was another one of those manscaping ads

Psychoticface · 2020-03-11T09:57:48+00:00

Translation: I have shopping problems, I'm lazy and a mooch. Somebody open your wallet for me this is torture!

kyledontcare · 2020-03-11T10:28:20+00:00

Putting herself out there at 38 years old. My, my. . . Smh. . . Desperate aren't we? Oh well, it's all she knows so I guess it's all she can do. Any takers want to line up to waste your life and money?

AshyBoneVR4 · 2020-03-11T10:59:27+00:00

I don't know what it is about these women and contradictions. It's amazing just how often they say something and then contradict EXACTLY that a few seconds later in the exact same conversation. Make up your mind and figure the fuck out what you want.

LeBlazar · 2020-03-10T16:01:19+00:00

You don't want to date such inestable INFP woman.

Dorinus2 · 2020-03-10T16:20:28+00:00

You know you can uninstall the app right?

Gordon-G · 2020-03-10T16:24:52+00:00

🚩 spidey radar high alert!!! Warning.. Avoid!!

TitySuker · 2020-03-10T17:34:13+00:00

38....38.

Thetrvler · 2020-03-10T17:47:17+00:00

Older, used up woman with an asking price of 5x’s the retail price of a newer model? WHERE DO I SIGN UP!!!!

Seriously, imagine all the cum loads shes taken in her holes and face then truly consider if she’s worth any respect...

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-10T18:11:44+00:00

Where is Billy beta.

2020-03-10T18:21:09+00:00

Just looks a bit like Madonna.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-03-10T18:36:43+00:00

"I NEED YOU TO PAY FOR MY SHOPPING ADDICTION"

smfuel87 · 2020-03-10T18:42:23+00:00

Lol, lemme sum this up.

Her child support ran out. She needs another victim.

Screambloodyleprosy · 2020-03-10T19:13:40+00:00

I ain't saying she's a golddigger....

ShittierLord · 2020-03-10T19:35:23+00:00

Hairdresser? Wrong side of the crazy/hot line.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-03-10T19:44:27+00:00

Imagine her face without makeup. Yikes! Reminds me of Maggie May:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOl7dh7a-6g

snginc · 2020-03-10T19:45:05+00:00

Future cat lady once her spawn leaves home! She just wants access to someone's bank account that's all!

Griever114 · 2020-03-10T19:53:30+00:00

God damn, is it halloween already?

I never would have guessed with seeing that clown and all that make up!

One-Move · 2020-03-10T19:53:44+00:00

Hair artist, fancy title, comes just after biowaste engineer (cleans the restroom)

Mikhail_Popkov_100 · 2020-03-10T20:15:44+00:00

She can take care of her self, but she wants a man to be a provider.

She wants to use her money for herself and she wants to use a man's money for herself. Her money is her money, and a man's money is also her money. She's openly admitting to using men for money. Why are women such disgusting and horrible people??

Mikhail_Popkov_100 · 2020-03-10T20:17:06+00:00

Why would I provide for you when you can take care of yourself?? Why are women such horrible people??

Sir_Troll_a_Lot_ · 2020-03-10T20:52:42+00:00

If she was of any value, she would never been divorced or on tinder.

DeakinFrost · 2020-03-10T20:55:17+00:00

yo fellas, what is the "INFP" acronym mean please?

ipromiseimnotaNazi · 2020-03-10T21:04:29+00:00

That's a LOT of makeup and I'm pretty sure nobody's eyes are that color. wonder what she looks like without the halloween mask.

MuayThaiYogi · 2020-03-10T21:41:20+00:00

Get the fuck outta here!!!!! Let this lady keep buying batteries for rabbit vibrators and keep putting glass dildos in the freezer....Only a simp would try for her....

chuckart9 · 2020-03-10T22:11:42+00:00

The amount of makeup caked on the acne is what scares me.

Bestoftherest222 · 2020-03-10T22:18:08+00:00

Looks 50 to me.

notorious_dreVII · 2020-03-10T22:47:04+00:00

... Hard pass. This ain't it, chief.

MoParNoCaR23 · 2020-03-10T23:47:56+00:00

"Hair Artist" What is that?

LifschitzTal · 2020-03-11T09:50:00+00:00

She’s got those crazy eyes

2020-03-11T10:45:51+00:00

Those lips suffered from lots of wear and tear over the years. Like she says shes definitely not lazy. I just hope she's funding her own financial security and travel costs like a respectable person would.

SuperVeryDumbPerson · 2020-03-11T11:52:20+00:00

I had a good opinion of infps until now

Nero9214 · 2020-03-10T15:37:55+00:00

Jeez Louise. Nuke

d0ct0ranu5 · 2020-03-10T16:44:38+00:00

Let’s be honest, some old sugar daddy simp will pay his way into her vagina.

drumsha · 2020-03-10T16:57:39+00:00

pathetic bitch

CarlSpacler · 2020-03-10T17:00:12+00:00

A 38 year old hallow shell of a human that has to watch Real Housewives of Skankville" as an inspiration. She is the kind of strumpet that uses a maxed out credit card to get her nails did.

2020-03-10T17:14:08+00:00

Hahahahaha. This is so typical.

mgtowmuller777 · 2020-03-10T17:19:32+00:00

Granny with tons of makeup Hard pass.

HailMantaur · 2020-03-10T17:19:35+00:00

I'll bet ten bucks she'll compromise on 'bad breath or hygiene' if there's enough 'financial security' at play.

Funkydirigidoo · 2020-03-10T17:22:23+00:00

"I'm tired of being everything to everyone... I want sone who wants to take care of me."

That's what we all want, honey. The fact that you're blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman gives you the impression that someone will actually do that for you.

I'm a short, ethnic male, so I have no illusions about that.

Hawaiian_Poi_Dog · 2020-03-10T17:23:10+00:00

Holy wow!!...That stare is the Picasso of “too much cock face”....😳

Krampus1313 · 2020-03-10T17:26:33+00:00

lol 38 with the "I'm immature" nose ring

nunhgrader · 2020-03-10T17:27:49+00:00

She looks like Madonna (not a good thing). So much entitlement and nothing to offer...

alleyteris · 2020-03-10T17:31:32+00:00

'' I'm Independent and not a not a mooch But GIEF ME ALL YOUR MONEYS BETA MALE! ''

Is rather adopt a stray dog from a shelter than to pay the expenses of a woman, at least the dog would be great full...

StingRayFins · 2020-03-10T17:35:18+00:00

I give her a +1 for not having a bullring yet

2thot2trot · 2020-03-10T17:41:57+00:00

She was once a beautiful woman. Now she’s nothing but the face of desperation with those post wall wrinkles and that thousand cock stare. Would still definitely smash and dash.

altair43 · 2020-03-10T17:53:00+00:00

Can someone take one for the team!? please!

ogrelin · 2020-03-10T17:59:26+00:00

Damn, and here I was with my fat wallet and stinky breath hoping to hit that cavernous pussy up.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-03-10T18:10:15+00:00

What kind of men has she been fucking around with?

Coconuthead93 · 2020-03-10T18:32:04+00:00

38 looking like 58 lookin' ass

The_Veteran_Raven · 2020-03-10T18:44:57+00:00

I was with her until "I want someone to take care of me", honestly. But then the dependopotamus revealed herself.

hollerican5 · 2020-03-10T18:47:52+00:00

Wtf is a hair artist?

coldsteel86 · 2020-03-10T18:49:48+00:00

Miles and miles of Chad cock run through her!

ElectronicStage9 · 2020-03-10T18:59:55+00:00

With how much makeup she's wearing it looks like ants could go mudding on her face

Unfigured · 2020-03-10T19:07:47+00:00

She tells us nothing she offers. Only that she's tired of giving and wants to take.

octibrian · 2020-03-10T19:08:42+00:00

in two years...must be at least five feet tall, must be getting off parole soon,must not have sex with my sister at home, must be trying to find job, must have good comb over, must retiurn my car with half tank of gas in it, if you aare just looking for a side chick, we can discuss it

octibrian · 2020-03-10T19:08:49+00:00

in two years...must be at least five feet tall, must be getting off parole soon,must not have sex with my sister at home, must be trying to find job, must have good comb over, must retiurn my car with half tank of gas in it, if you aare just looking for a side chick, we can discuss it

octibrian · 2020-03-10T19:08:59+00:00

in two years...must be at least five feet tall, must be getting off parole soon,must not have sex with my sister at home, must be trying to find job, must have good comb over, must retiurn my car with half tank of gas in it, if you aare just looking for a side chick, we can discuss it

asdf333aza · 2020-03-13T13:11:07+00:00

She about 15-20 years late to be making those demands. Her looks have passed and she's covered in make-up and wants to be financially taken care of. A geriatric suger baby. Gtfo of here.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-10T16:43:02+00:00

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taza77 · 2020-03-11T01:37:47+00:00

Wish she would somehow see this.

macktheknive · 2020-03-10T16:42:39+00:00

That ain't no female.

It's an ugly man with a wig.

Quick brush your teeth, wash your balls, open your wallet and get this ray of sunshine off of tinder. She isn't asking for much really. /S

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Contradiction 101

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