Saved 2008. Somewhat relevant.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-20T23:58:55+00:00

been there myself, many, many years ago.

she approached me after 15 years of no contact, after I was married...got my email through a mutual acquaintance...basically said "I made a mistake, we should have been together, I would like to meet you to catch up, why don't you come to my place one weekend, etc etc..."

my reply:

"nice to hear from you, but you had your chance a long time ago. I would have done anything for you, but I wasn't good enough for you back then, and I wouldn't look twice at you now. I know thst you know I am married, so I have to ask...what is wrong with you ?good luck...you are going to need it"

i heard a few years later (from our acquaintance) that she ended up in a drug rehab program, and has two kids from two different fathers

sad thing is that she and I were top of the class through grade school...she was smart and beautiful...in high school she started partying with the guys 3-4 years older and deliberately dumbed herself down to fit in...I told her back then she was selling herself short and was going to regret it.

I am a bit sad... she was my crush from grade 4 to grade 10...but I am so glad I dodged a bullet.

I saw a photo of her a few weeks ago and wow...she is almost unrecognizable...tremendously fat, with sad, crazy eyes that suggest drug cocktails (anti-depressants and sedatives) and the thousand-cock stare.

what a waste

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2021-02-20T22:20:40+00:00

never be friends with women, its just that easy, sex, or GTFO

mustangfrank · 2021-02-20T22:41:25+00:00

It should read, "OMG I'm pregnant with my 4th kid, and the father sold drugs until he was killed in a shoot-out with the cops. I am looking for a real man to man-up"

Magicus1 · 2021-02-21T04:15:15+00:00

I mean, I get it.

A guy isn’t entitled to a woman’s time.

However, by the same token, she is not entitled to his money nor help before or after she screws up her time.

After all, a dude can be turned down and that’s within her rights, but then they get upset when we refuse to date single moms.

Not my kids? Not my problem!

Buchwild · 2021-02-21T03:12:47+00:00

In the latest strip he's holding $1.2 million due to his GameStop stock tip. 💎

GrannyLesbian · 2021-02-21T05:50:48+00:00

Been here.

When my Dad was still alive I left town around 18 right after HS when my GF dumped me and I decided to move out to California to live with a relative. He called me right when I hit 19 and said "Guess who I ran into"? I said "Who"? He said "Your ex and she has a brand new baby". We were both REAL quiet and he said "Enjoy California and pat yourself on the back".

She reached out to me on Facebook and I had no fucking idea who this was as she is 28 and a size 22 10 years later I am almost 30 and she has 2 more kids and not married. Living alone....90 miles away from where we grew up.

_The_Scarecrow · 2021-02-21T06:18:31+00:00

Unironically True. Idk why this females get so insulted when u ask em out after talking with you for like weeks or months.

Overkillengine · 2021-02-21T07:11:58+00:00

TEE HEE YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO GET MY YOUTH AND FERTILITY BUT PAY MY BILLS AND CLEAN UP THE MESS I MADE OF MYSELF ANYWAYS BETA, OR I'LL CALL YOU AN INCEL!

Conveniently forgetting that there is nothing actually obligating a man to take such a one sided deal, naturally.

UshankaDalek · 2021-02-21T03:17:49+00:00

Bro, she went out with you 3 times, and you didn't make a move. Panel 7 may be her fault, but Panel 5 is all your fault.

dachengchuan · 2021-02-21T07:51:19+00:00

when something is not going the way they want, all women go after some ex just to have attention, especially when the bf does not do what ever she wants. just ignore any women you knew in the past and who comes back to you. to dangerous.

John_Magnus · 2021-02-21T04:03:18+00:00

The biggest surprise is that 4chan existed in 2008

ShroomPhilosopher · 2021-02-21T06:29:36+00:00

Stay based and never fall for that s***, my guys.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-02-22T16:57:02+00:00

Oh yeah. Guys, just wait a few years after high school.

All the girls who laughed in your face will see you at your 5 or 10 year reunions and say

"It's good to see you! How come we never got together? I had SUCH a HUGE crush on you back then! I always liked you! We should totally get together!"

I never replied out loud but was just always bewildered, thinking to myself "um, but you laughed in my face when I asked you out."

Devilsgun · 2021-02-23T04:24:31+00:00

I had a girl tell my MOTHER that her ex was better because, and I quote: " He'd at least deal drugs or do whatever it took to get money for us"

polishknightusa · 2021-02-22T20:27:43+00:00

Nothing new under the sun. Read this to my daughter. Enjoy. From Grimm:
https://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm052.html

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-02-21T07:36:45+00:00

Perfectly relevant! That ending too LOL dayum!

ValleyGh0sh · 2021-02-25T14:15:12+00:00

This is why we need abortion

funnymanxdfunny · 2021-02-21T10:52:40+00:00

Funnied

jackandjill22 · 2021-02-21T14:24:56+00:00

teddydudas · 2021-03-15T12:27:12+00:00

cringiest shit i have ever seen

AverageatUFC3 · 2021-02-21T03:54:45+00:00

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Title	Saved 2008. Somewhat relevant.
Author	Tomjohn75
Upvotes	981
Comments	139
Date	February 20, 2021 10:06 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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