Such a charming lady.

gentle_lemon · 2021-04-06T21:54:04+00:00

Cool...she works with Cujo...

Between 'fuck', no periods, poor grammar, and her kids being 'her world', what's not to love?

I'm certain this will attract the man she's looking for.

Whale_Sexer · 2021-04-06T21:57:03+00:00

I think the real issue is how unaware these "lady's" seem to be. they demand and demand and demand, they want you to be okay with x,y,z. yet they offer a C- pussy and a couple fuck trophy's that you also must be okay with. like so many of these women just want to be spoiled immediately or have access to funds or commitment right away, THAT SHIT IS EARNED LADY, NOT GIVEN AWAY LIKE YOUR PUSSY.

VirgilDweller · 2021-04-06T22:21:26+00:00

Unnatural hair color, facial piercings, and foul mouthed. Another example why Feminism has nothing to do with being feminine. If these harpies actually put in the effort to develop traits that men desire from women. They wouldn’t be in this hole they dug for themselves. But then again, self awareness and self improvement are tools of the patriarchy.

Cursedwithknowing · 2021-04-06T21:58:50+00:00

"I'm so over that shit..." until the next one comes along.

dasanman69 · 2021-04-06T22:44:09+00:00

Do they not know how "I'm done with fuck boys" sounds like?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-04-06T22:29:09+00:00

Nothing says "healthy psychology" like metal skewered through your face and a sordid history of "fuck boys".

No_Exercise_8670 · 2021-04-06T22:34:19+00:00

Why do they all mention that they used to fuck around?! Even if they did why not just say nothing about it??

houseoftolstoy · 2021-04-06T22:58:36+00:00

She hits all the right notes:

-Is over with "fuck boys."

-My kids are my world

-not here to play games

Perfect example of a woman who made all the wrong decisions and now looks for a good man to bail her out. All while demanding that the kind of man that impregnated her to filter themselves out. Very nice find OP.

Odd-Reference-32 · 2021-04-06T22:10:36+00:00

She's not "hear." Poor girl is deaf and stupid.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-04-06T22:37:17+00:00

She will not waste my time, but also my money, freedom, mental and physical health.

sony_anumo · 2021-04-06T23:03:02+00:00

i swaer it is like women browse this sub for inspiration in writing their descriptions

GreyJedi56 · 2021-04-06T22:49:27+00:00

She clearly had plenty of "fuck boys" already.

Devilsgun · 2021-04-07T00:00:14+00:00

Done fucking with the fuck boys now that she has the fuck trophies and is literally ~~doubling~~ quadrupling down on bitch mode so hard that she's actually outsourcing some of her bitchiness to actual (canine) bitches and is a big enough bitch to make a career out of that shit, Holy Fuck.

Any dude that gets with this chick is bound to get his balls bitten off, and it won't be by her 'protection dog' (sounds like dogfighting to me but heck if I know, I raise rabbits)

iceyH0ts0up · 2021-04-07T00:02:21+00:00

This is the stereotype starter pack for single moms looking for their bailout online.

silly_birb · 2021-04-06T23:43:10+00:00

Waiting 30s to start to study... great choice...especially after havibg kids that take lots of money and time.

NK305 · 2021-04-07T02:11:32+00:00

How can they all come up with the same phrases lol

Emervila · 2021-04-06T22:16:30+00:00

bon voyage 👋

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-07T01:10:29+00:00

So okay, she's already admitted to messing around with playboys. Now that she's got at least 2 kids, playtime is over. No more fun for the next man - she's got kids to raise and their asses are expensive!! So he better come with lots of disposable income to help her broke dog-training ass out and allow for her to travel!

Yeah...no. I'm good.

Terrorinthecity1 · 2021-04-07T01:21:45+00:00

A 40 y/o with 3 kids is demanding a 6-6-6 guy, 6 pac abs, 6 feet, 6in+, 6 figures, when did it come to this? I have a little theory, low value males have made it hard for high value males, shit men period. Now, every guy have to deal with entitled bitches.I find myself struggling with online dating, with girls who barely pass the look threshold to smd Lol. Like if we were in person I wouldn’t even smash, yet on tinder these same girl be fronting on me. Sigh, it’s fine the true always comes to light, they know what it is in actual person.

2021-04-07T04:20:22+00:00

She's over fuckboys now that she's a single mom.

Ever notice how women are "tired of games" right around the time that they start losing?

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-04-07T02:30:45+00:00

I know her type can't find Chad to commit so she massages his sausage to break her dry spell.

MattyK414 · 2021-04-07T03:37:58+00:00

Her and her ripped off kids will DEFINITELY waste your time.

MastermindX · 2021-04-07T07:14:49+00:00

She doesn't need a fuck boy because that's what the dogs are for.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-07T03:56:51+00:00

I find the photo quite intriguing.

Anyone want to bet that she's more than a little overweight and that's why the picture is cropped the way it is?

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-04-07T05:49:42+00:00

How cute! She now wants a different toy! Someone to drive her around with her doggies. And don't waste her precious time either. If it were before Christmas, it could have been her letter to Santa Claus.

This profile is a keeper!

SSSkinz · 2021-04-07T09:53:42+00:00

“Please pay for my kid and I to go on vacations!”

YesIamAJerkButRight · 2021-04-07T13:59:13+00:00

29 going on 36

jzck20 · 2021-04-07T15:03:10+00:00

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TryhqrdKiddo · 2021-04-07T05:44:53+00:00

I don't understand why people write their dating profiles with such terrible grammar. The habit probably sticks around because there are men and women who validate it

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2021-04-07T16:24:26+00:00

Because piercings, garish makeup and stupid hair colors are a perfectly fine substitute for personality.

Edit: spelling

yourcarlosdanger · 2021-04-07T19:11:10+00:00

She sees lots of travel in her future. Who will watch her young children (plural) while she is globe trotting?

daughterofthemoon420 · 2021-04-14T14:26:09+00:00

This is the umpteenth post I see where they say “don’t waste my time”. MA’AM, you are the one taking time out of your busy life of being a mom to search for attention on a dating app. Make it make sense.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-08T02:40:57+00:00

I didn't know a dog can train dogs? You learn something new everyday.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-08T08:37:57+00:00

bitch just say it how it is. You are a whore looking for a pimp

Right_Hand_Of_Kurze · 2021-04-08T21:51:20+00:00

Translates to..im gonna be fukn traveln fo work. Gonna be staying in HOtels an gettn my freak on. I will call yo ass once a day. You will be at home, takin care of my chilrens. I will respond promptly to texts tho. Yo ass Betta be okay with that. She is cute though!

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-04-08T22:09:38+00:00

~~I am not here to fuck around~~, My kids are my everything!

But you did! and that is why you still in dating apps.

Easy-Coconut-33 · 2021-04-20T03:02:41+00:00

That makeup...

Title	Such a charming lady.
Author	stoicstigma
Upvotes	190
Comments	92
Date	April 6, 2021 9:50 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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