This Celtic cock collector is everything I've ever dreamt of in (in my nightmares): tattoos, a habit of getting her cíocha out on Instagram, an leanbh tabhartha, stán na boid mile and GASP… she even has a (not) OnlyFans account!

kevin32 · 2021-12-13T13:12:46+00:00

I'm allowing this u/Maximum-Complaint-68 mainly to expose her thottery, but like other camwhores she's likely using Bumble and other dating apps to drive traffic to her insta/onlyfans instead of seriously seeking commitment. We generally don't allow these but might on the weekend if it's amusing or unreasonable enough.

The "seeking relationship" tag isn't always a good indicator of intent, so we prefer tramps who seek commitment in their own words. Thanks.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-12-13T06:58:21+00:00

Those japanese sex dolls are really getting out of hand. Now they even have kids!

SpiritualEnema · 2021-12-13T06:55:10+00:00

Do all these harlots look exactly the same? Like a mashup of some aged out pin up girl who quit exercising and now eats at 7-11 for every meal. Bet her farts smell worse than mine

Extension-Soil-620 · 2021-12-13T07:03:22+00:00

Uff, i get ptsd from my ex. That empty stare, the tattoos, the makeup.

This kind of woman try to keep guys down with getting pregnant with out a man consent.

I can tell her pair bonding skills are fucked, she is never statisfied, she will drain your resources, money, time and energy. In return she will give you nothing back and use you as a free therapist.

I dated this kind of woman once, never ever doing it again. Pump and dump is the only way i get involved with her.

Qwesterly · 2021-12-13T07:03:45+00:00

Is there now a face stamp people can apply to their faces? I've seen this face like 10K times on all the social networks. All the women have it - very popular. What do people actually look like anymore?

kingcheezit · 2021-12-13T07:15:02+00:00

She looks bad enough now, imagine another 20 years on that, fuck sake.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-13T07:11:39+00:00

So the usual deception. First couple of pics hides the body. Although she has actually included one showing it is far more dumpy than you would assume . Usually they avoid that

Was the screenshot from the OF knock off in the profile? Considering you were able to find it one way or another it means this profile is just an advert

I report these profiles now when I see them. Whether it makes any difference who knows. But I haven’t been given any kind of warning for “abusing” the reporting function

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2021-12-13T08:14:13+00:00

Dam really? People pay money to see this ham beast? 🐷🤢🤮

pyr0phelia · 2021-12-13T06:44:28+00:00

The fuck is privapass? OnlyFans clone? How many of them are there? Those sites are way more popular than I thought.

omegajelly200 · 2021-12-13T07:02:02+00:00

With that amount of makeup, one should doubt that she is going to have the honesty needed for a relationship.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-12-13T06:35:24+00:00

Béarla - Gaelige Translations:

cíocha = "tits"
an leanbh tabhartha = "a bastard baby"
stán na boid mile = "the thousand cock stare"

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-12-13T08:08:56+00:00

And we all know how children raised without fathers and mom showing her assets works out.

Poor child. I wish him/her the best of luck in life, they're gonna need a ton of it.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-12-13T07:14:11+00:00

What has she got against Scotsmen?

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-12-13T11:48:01+00:00

Catch her in a morning when she's without makeup and Snapchat filters, reeking jizz and puke and crawling to toilet slowly.

I highly doubt about her age, and I bet she looks a lot different in real when there are no face thinning filters 😆

Then "new here" tag. Don't even think she's "new" to her online mischiefs

tiernach · 2021-12-13T08:33:45+00:00

The makeup is doing some pretty serious work here.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-12-13T10:48:20+00:00

A skull tattoo on her neck and hand is bad enough.

Any association with her is disastrous to one's reputation.

Run fast and pass hard on a hookup opportunity.

FthrJACK · 2021-12-13T10:49:40+00:00

Shit load of makeup and filters. Bet she looks like a bag of hammers without.

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2021-12-13T13:20:25+00:00

We all know not to get into a relationship with a chick that looks like this. I’d go even further and say don’t even hook up with them.

First, if you haven’t had a vasectomy, you’re running the risk of getting baby trapped, because she’s crazy enough to try it. Second, look at that thousand cock stare. How many STDs are running through those veins? Third, women like this breed drama. She will find a way to lock you in, and then before you know it you’re getting thrown in jail because you got into a bar fight with her ex.

It’s no secret that she will fuck your brains out, but is it worth it? Probably not.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-12-13T13:50:55+00:00

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Rolaid-Tommassi · 2021-12-13T07:24:08+00:00

Is it pronounced "Seltic"? Or "Keltic"?

michael1962-01 · 2021-12-13T07:26:16+00:00

A real k!$wee$hn..... Men! Line up orderly.

2021-12-13T11:00:44+00:00

We need a term for “beyond thousand cock stare”.

bryonwart · 2021-12-13T13:06:19+00:00

Imagine having made the mistake of being the one in the relationship with her.

Curriconsumer · 2021-12-13T08:33:55+00:00

Who's name does she have tattooed on her? Its giving me Tate vibes.

hatefulreason · 2021-12-13T09:42:44+00:00

third picture looks wildly different than the rest, i'm pretty sure she looks like a tree trunk when standing straight

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-12-13T13:17:22+00:00

What kind of money does she spend on makeup a month? Lol. She sure looks way older than 23. Already has a kid and sells spicy pics if herself online. Has a lot of tats and almost never works out. I shudder to think how many times she had been pumped and dumped.

fickle_fuck · 2021-12-13T15:14:19+00:00

Thirst - Trap

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-12-13T15:12:29+00:00

The only time in my life I am mad to see the St. George flag!

(I have that flag in my collection.)

ItsJustMeMaggie · 2021-12-14T06:03:48+00:00

Nice fake face she has courtesy of heavy filters.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-12-13T11:05:50+00:00

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DecimatingDarkDeceit · 2021-12-14T12:51:43+00:00

Celtic cock collector

Imma gonna steal that! Lmao!

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-12-14T13:08:23+00:00

I do believe there was once a cute young woman behind all that fake-up, plastic and bad tattoo work. I do believe she is gone for good. lol

meerita · 2021-12-15T14:55:01+00:00

"celtic cock collector". Another one for my list of LOL's

TheObelisk · 2021-12-15T16:41:20+00:00

Man, it feels like 80% of women look the same. The eye brows, the bee-stung lips, tons of tattoos, even the same look in their eyes.

km_44 · 2021-12-17T18:20:40+00:00

Follow, for $15 ?

Sorry, what the fuck is this nonsense ?

km_44 · 2021-12-17T18:22:11+00:00

I used to work with a 'babe' like this, she CAKED the makeup on, all the fucking time.

One weekend, for some off-hours support, she came in without her makeup. It was one scary, terrible sight. She looked 30 years older, and stunk

vtec__ · 2021-12-18T00:22:26+00:00

shes a anglo-celt burner

3v1ltw3rkw1nd · 2021-12-20T17:17:13+00:00

look at the size of her thighs in the down dog photo, that is one fat bitch

BigCountryExpat · 2021-12-26T03:42:24+00:00

That's a "Dubai-Porta-Potty" if'n I've ever seen one... dead eyes, shitty tats... yeah, this's a -anything for a buck- hoe if there was one...

2022-01-03T12:00:42+00:00

Don't trust anyone who has lip injection and thick makeup and tattoos and post racy pictures for public

guachumalakegua · 2021-12-13T19:58:13+00:00

Hey op what language is this? I tried google translate and nothing.

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