Wow, she is a catch!

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-04-14T09:46:53+00:00

This has to be a goof, it's too absurd.

Among all the obvious stuff, didn't Joplin get devastated by a giant tornado a few years back?

Overkillengine · 2019-04-14T09:56:47+00:00

I want to decry as surely a parody; but I know the possibility of it being true is all too real.

keithrockz · 2019-04-14T10:10:32+00:00

This has to be satire....please tell me ...

MrBluePill · 2019-04-14T11:20:30+00:00

More red flags than they currently have in the whole of China.

y33tasaurus-rex · 2019-04-14T12:57:54+00:00

Tbf, at least she’s not complaining where the good men are, she’s actively looking for bad men!! 😂😂😂

How trashy can one get?

redismyfuture · 2019-04-14T10:54:52+00:00

It appears the tornado missed some trash.

OldFashionMarine · 2019-04-14T10:34:52+00:00

Lol...terrible attempt.

vsamael · 2019-04-14T16:38:00+00:00

this is shitty fake content,I do not mind parody content but this is just not even funny, just bad taste. how to report this shit?

Wolveryn · 2019-04-14T13:30:13+00:00

FS_Collins · 2019-04-14T14:33:55+00:00

While you may think this is fake or over the top, it’s not. As a Missourian for the past 18 years, 80% of the girls here are like this. All riding the CC (even the “god lovers” and it’ll be glorious when they hit the wall while I’m going my own way in uncle sams canoe club.

RedPilledLife · 2019-04-14T10:53:45+00:00

What is a dollor tree?

KhajiitFL · 2019-04-14T13:15:09+00:00

Fucking tweakers

Devilsgun · 2019-04-14T20:57:04+00:00

Daaaaam gurl U hawt

Ima #Step2theplate and #Manup 4 dem bebbiez

U love me grrrl? realtalk. O u mad now that ima aks that? of course u love me ... aight Ima sleep on the couch 2nite
O an ima prtect U from teh consequences of yr former hoe wayz 2

if thugdadz gon step 2 me ima break dem w/my mad anime ninja skilz *tips fedora

O noes I shot by thugdaddy #lolumadbro

#bleedingout
good thing I rote u in2 my will tho

ima protect dem bebbiez 4ever

lol good times
#fadetoblack

- RIP Beta O'Rourke (Right Swiper)

loneliness-inc · 2019-04-14T16:23:42+00:00

Something I noticed by accident only after looking at this picture for the tenth time - apparently there are boobs somewhere under that retarded looking face.

vhiran · 2019-04-14T18:40:00+00:00

absolutely wife material

ShittierLord · 2019-04-14T14:06:40+00:00

No way this is real. Six kids at age 23? Impossible... I hope. I guess it's theoretically possible if you started having kids at 16 and didn't stop. But seriously. No way.

shortandfat23 · 2019-04-14T16:35:43+00:00

Good vibes

1st10Amendments · 2019-04-14T22:44:46+00:00

Crack pipe.

Baby face. (Neoteny.)

Broken English and slang not explained/defined. (“Throw hands”?)

SIX kids with FOUR baby daddies at 23?!!

RED FLAGS ABOUND!!

commander_zoidberg · 2019-04-15T00:41:19+00:00

It's happening. When you can't tell if it's a troll or its real.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-04-15T02:17:41+00:00

This profile sent a chill down my back. So many guys think it is a troll. Fact is, for every satire, there are 10,000 women who are worse.

AliBarakat · 2019-04-15T02:35:57+00:00

You can imagine that she has wrinkles around her eyes and her hair is probably thinning out from the meth. But the makeup is covering that up.

[deleted] · 2019-04-15T15:12:16+00:00

The fuck does it mean when girls write "good vibes" in their profile? I see it a lot and it just sounds stupid to me.

JohnQPubliq · 2019-04-15T22:22:43+00:00

Im calling fake on this one. The girl doesn't have the telltale signs of a meth head. Shes just making a goofy profile to troll.

biglybiglytremendous · 2019-04-14T16:07:55+00:00

I spent seven days too many for a work gig last year in MO to know that this is an unfortunate reality for some people there.

SilverGryphon · 2019-04-14T17:10:42+00:00

6 kids? Wtf did she have twins and triplets?

Jonlife · 2019-04-14T17:10:48+00:00

Bad bitch = dumb bitch on the internet

morchorchorman · 2019-04-14T18:27:06+00:00

Troll account.

Stunner900 · 2019-04-14T19:49:08+00:00

23 with six kids? Wtf

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2019-04-14T20:33:45+00:00

Good vibes.

3amDinner · 2019-04-14T20:55:46+00:00

Could be real. They out here trust me lol

LMM-GT02 · 2019-04-14T23:11:06+00:00

She’s like catching a grenade without the pin.

sam123cherif · 2019-04-14T23:45:06+00:00

SHE IS 23??? THAT MUST BE A JOKE !!!

J1N6666 · 2019-04-15T01:32:35+00:00

What a catch! I love methheads!

v_maet · 2019-04-15T01:58:13+00:00

If only the Joplin tornado had taken a slightly different path

gottalearntofly · 2019-04-15T05:04:23+00:00

To her defense, she doesn't seem to be asking for a good man.

funkyjunkymonkey · 2019-04-16T12:38:32+00:00

I bet all 6 of those lovable little tykes are going to grow up to be productive, taxpaying, well-adjusted contributing members of society.

PlebbitHater · 2019-04-17T03:25:52+00:00

is that a crack pipe?

Duskwolfx · 2019-04-17T14:03:02+00:00

She be sterilized!

ChiTownBob · 2019-04-18T01:07:40+00:00

>you gotta know how to throw hands

This means either gang signs or you better know how to fight. Probably both.

martymcfry85 · 2019-05-06T20:46:46+00:00

Is that a crack pipe?

Wow, she is a catch!

Comments

Wrong. You are going to fucking learn. Challenging the mods will get you banned, immediately and without exception.

Title	Wow, she is a catch!
Author	At-riskKris
Upvotes	536
Comments	127
Date	April 14, 2019 9:30 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bd14er/wow_she_is_a_catch/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/wow-she-is-a-catch.346099 https://theredarchive.com/post/346099