Excuse the brevity as on mobile.

I'm 6 months in to this, married for 8 years. 5,6" 70kg 21% bf.

With one plate option available and another in work option available I'm starting to get noticed.

I stupidly decided to do something nice for an upcoming anniversary with wife. Given that my wife is a cunty shrew (my fault). I shouldn't have bothered or at least got a bag of skittles instead I somehow wanted this to be my last attempt and give her first refusal.

It took a bit of logistic work because we haven't dated for years. Wife refuses to leave kids with anyone other than me or her. But I book it all up and get a parent to as a sitter.

After explaining my plans to my morphious figure. He called me a cunt and asked what the actual fuck I was doing. Abort, abort don't reward bad behaviour you prick.

Fuck ok I'm on it, I phone to cancel sitter (my mum) asks me why. Then suggests I'm supprised you bothered she won't go anyway she will want to stay with the kids. Why don't you outline the plans to her and let her decide. (In my head that sounded logical)

So like a dickhead i gave the missus a heads up outline. And she didn't like it was very keen to simply take the piss out of my efforts and deer. I said it's a yes or no either way I'm going, stfu leave.

So she sends a barrage of texts about how she was joking and I can't take a joke. So far I have stfu.

I did a lot wrong, my next plan is to continue stfu and do something for me on our anniversary instead.

Options? I can get two steaks for me.

By myself something pretty

More protein powder

Fitted shirts (love em)

(I'm less angry now I blurted this shit out)