Hammer landed on wedding ring

SteelSharpensSteel · 2021-03-10T15:25:06+00:00

I need suggestions for flair for this guy...

EasyDaysHardNights · 2021-03-07T15:26:40+00:00

Was your ring still on your finger when she broke out the hammer?

resolutions316 · 2021-03-07T15:37:21+00:00

God this post is so funny.

Even the title is in the passive voice

“Dear diary. For the first time in a long time, I have begun regularly changing my underwear. The female remains nonplussed. I have stopped talking completely and will record my observations”

man_in_the_world · 2021-03-07T16:48:06+00:00

For over a week I have been doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, feeling like I am single again. This is on top of my usual 8-5 job and kitchen/bathroom renovations I am doing at the moment after work.

Wow, for an entire week! Surely my wife should be dripping with gratitude, affection, and desire for me already.

She responded to my changes by not lifting a finger even more than usual.

Quite the Covert Contract you have going here.

Yesterday she wanted me to take her to a restaurant for dinner, I could not believe my ears, I responded with STFU and later made a meal only for myself instead.

You're a passive-aggressive bitch. Passive-aggression is anti-masculine, unattractive behavior.

Next thing I know she grabbed a hammer and smashed the wedding ring a few times.

Your wife may be a bitch, but at least she's straight up aggressive, not passive-aggressive. There's one pair of pants in the household, anyway!

Physical-Connection5 · 2021-03-07T14:28:10+00:00

5/6 paragraphs are about your marriage or your wife.

1/6 paragraphs, and the shortest of all of them, are only about you.

What does that tell you?

sicrm · 2021-03-07T14:28:04+00:00

your response to reading is to become the wife as well and STFU when asked to go out?

good_looking_man · 2021-03-07T21:01:53+00:00

Let's start with the gripes you have with your wife.

Lazy bedroom...

The woman isn't attracted to you. Lifting in the gym for 2 weeks isn't going to change that. Doing laundry, cooking and cleaning isn't going to make her vag-hole moist.

Entitlement...

This is a learned behavior. A woman will feel this way if her man is constantly giving into her. Gifts, praise, etc. You can't expect her to unlearn this as soon as you take a magic pill.

Laziness...

Read entitlement again.

You say you've been cooking for just over a week now because your wife doesn't. This tells me the 2 of you constantly go out to restaurants. Otherwise you would have starved by now.

You do have the self-awareness to understand you talked way too damn much in the past. So when the woman asks you to take her to a restaurant, you do the opposite and zip your lips and start making yourself a sandwich, while your wife stands there watching you and wondering why you're acting like such a retard.

You want to change that? Come up with the outcome you want. What needs to happen for that outcome to take place? You don't want to eat out? Fine. Tell her what you want to do instead. If you want to stay home and grill steaks, tell her what sides you need her to prepare. If you want your wife to cook instead? Realize this is a behavior change in your wife you just can't expect to happen by STFU'ing. Plan what you want in advance. Tell her what you need her to do in order to prepare for it. The woman may complain and refuse. If that's the case, proceed with the plan yourself. As long as that's the vision you have, do it.

Just don't stand there STFU'ing like a retard. If you play retard games, you get retard prizes. You won a hammer to the wedding ring!

For over a week you've been doing the laundry and house cleaning, which tells me you both were slobs before you went down the rabbit hole.

Now you're all frustrated with your wife because you see the world differently, and the woman isn't falling into this new world view you have.

Laziness isn't going to go away on it's own. If you have shit that's been bothering you that's not getting done, then start by making a list and divvying it up between the 2 of you. Make it a weekend cleaning party. Start small. Be patient in the process for you and for her.

LEARN TO LEAD!

stoicstephen · 2021-03-07T14:54:59+00:00

This post is the definition of going Rambo.

anm767 · 2021-03-09T20:15:25+00:00

Thank you for the feedback, I did not see myself as passive-aggressive. I was consumed by renovations, all walls were taken down, insulated, put back up, painted/wallpaper. Some walls were removed, others added to make open living and extra room, storage, etc. Roof/floor also insulated. That was lots of work and I stopped paying attention house affairs.

red-sfpplus · 2021-03-07T14:23:23+00:00

Dick

JCX_Pulse · 2021-03-07T18:04:44+00:00

Hi Rambo, nice to meet you

wkndatbernardus · 2021-03-09T00:40:05+00:00

"Hammer landed on wedding ring"

You should be celebrating this gift from the universe by pawning that bent piece of metal and buying $100 worth of scratch tickets with the proceeds.

LPT: if you hit it big on a scratchie, don't cash that shit until your div is final.

rpbb9999 · 2021-03-07T15:05:07+00:00

What it means is its time to lawyer up

Shakespeare-Bot · 2021-03-07T15:09:21+00:00

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Over60_FireTempered3 · 2021-03-08T16:41:23+00:00

OK noobie, everything your'e doing wrong you will learn about in the side bar.

BUT, you're passive aggressive, whiney little bitch self, and that's why I would smash your wedding ring, with your finger in it.

So far I like your wife better than I like you. Hard for you to be attractive when you are a whiney little bitch.

Tyred_Biggums · 2021-03-08T19:16:58+00:00

For over a week I have been doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, feeling like I am single again. This is on top of my usual 8-5 job and kitchen/bathroom renovations I am doing at the moment after work. I can't live like a pig anymore, I want a nice, clean, welcoming house, and if she can't deliver - I will.

“Look me mommy, I can be an adult!”

When she leaves you as indicated by smashing your god damned ring, you’ll be doing all these things and more. This is called “being an adult”. What were you doing before? TV and porn?

SeamusAwl · 2021-03-25T21:48:16+00:00

I get that you are new to this "being a man" thing and yet you still have zero clue what a fucking man does. That little lady that you married when you were young, dumb, and full of cum is your responsibility, So you spent a week or two doing things and getting upset that she is doing nothing. Then while you are putting up some dry wall (did you punch a hole in it when you flew into a nice guy rage? I am willing to bet you did). She comes and asks to go out to restaurant with you. So instead of hearing what your wife was asking, you thought "Shit test, so STFU!" Then after you were done patching your hole, you went and made a sandwich for yourself...............

Don't see it do you? Your wife noticed that you have been acting like a man. She wanted to spend time with you.. as in a date.. So your response was to go and make yourself a fucking sandwich. You didn't STFU, you told her flat out - NO I do not want to be with you any more. So her response was to show you what you just told her - she flattened the wedding ring.

Do you know how a man would have handled that situation when asked.

"I will think about it" Then once the dry wall was up, taken a shower. If after the shower you didn't want to go out, you grab your wife and walk to the kitchen and both of you make sandwiches... TOGETHER. Because that is what she really wanted. Time with you,. Then you could have gotten really playful, and might of ended up getting a BJ in the kitchen. But nope, you chose to show your wife you think she is a lesbian by giving her a pussy for a husband.

Title	Hammer landed on wedding ring
Author	anm767
Upvotes	19
Comments	33
Date	March 7, 2021 3:36 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/lzi920/hammer_landed_on_wedding_ring/
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