Main Event

Balls_Wellington_ · 2020-04-08T12:52:07+00:00

This isn't a main event. A main event is when all of the dread and improvement boils over into a huge shit test and, ultimately, a change in power dynamic.

This is Rambo. You just nuked it all, a day in.

SBIII · 2020-04-08T14:30:52+00:00

You left your wife and ten month old baby because she found your Reddit account.

That's pretty fucking retarded.

red-sfpplus · 2020-04-08T12:59:45+00:00

In a week or less you will crawl back to her with your balls severed from your body.

Bloody and now useless for the rest of your relationship with her, you will hand them to her.

You will allow this shrew to run your life, with your bloody, useless, severed balls flopping around in the bottom of her never full purse, which she purchased on your credit card.

You will wallow in pain, while she fucks other men in the bathroom at work, Starbucks and Kroger. She will fuck men in your bed, and they like the Chads before them will wipe their balls off when done leaving their load inside of her with your tee shirt or pillow.

They will mock you orally and mentally. They will spit in disgust on your pillow to which you rest your head on every single night.

They will anal train your wife, then when she is drunk or high one night in the future she will confuse you for Chad and let you fuck her ass.

It will go in so easy, yet you will think your little princess is an anal virgin. You will come to MRP and brag about the first time you and her did anal.

We will all know she has been eating dick directly from her ass for a long time.

You will continue to be a plow horse for this shrew and your fuck trophies.

Around the age of 35 she will realize that it is time to take you to court so she can run the cock carousel a second time, however this time she will have the financial security of your alimony and CS payments to pay for her life style.

Maybe, at this point you will look for your second set of balls, which have been looking to drop from your stomach, if you are ready.

You will realize how hard you have allowed yourself to get fucked over, all these years.

Then, just maybe, you will finally reach down, pick something heavy up, set it back down and realize for the first time in your life.....

What it is like to be a man.

Sepean · 2020-04-08T14:12:06+00:00

Bro, the main event is the alpha exam. It happens after a long period of your relationship oscillating between better and better and periods where she is sweet and horny, and periods with ever increasing bitchiness and shit test severity.

This is not the main event. This is just you failing to hold frame in the initial stages and chickening out.

Praexology · 2020-04-08T13:08:47+00:00

Yeesh.

I'm not financially stable enough to leave.

Leaves.

She's gonna get the house and your daughter you idiot. You're acting like a fool: Irrational, impulsive, justifying poor decisions. All for what? Because you couldn't handle getting yelled at? Pittance.

You won't garner support here, or at least I hope not. If you are actually splitting up go read u/red-curious 's guide on protecting yourself if you plan to legally separate.

Also:

I'm sad I won't see my little girl

If you've already given up on trying to be a father, you're a real piece. I rarely actively try to make people dislike themselves but I hope you understand that this type of behavior is indicative of a greater value of the person. That value is none. There is a clear path out of this, and making another bastard child ain't it chief.

RStonePT · 2020-04-08T15:11:52+00:00

I DEER some more and

If you're not going to listen to anyone or read anything or do anything, why the fuck are you here? Do you want someone to nuzzle you while you cry into their breasts and tell you everything will be OK?

You're wasting your own time, and I'm surprised how many men in here are letting you waste theirs.

Also, to anyone reading, OP has no fucking idea what a main event is.

tom-anonymous · 2020-04-08T14:25:37+00:00

"I'm scared about the future and I really don't care what any of you have to say about that."

Then why the fuck are you even posting anything at all? We don't give a shit either. You are rambling mess and you need to get your shit together.

part_wolf · 2020-04-08T15:12:11+00:00

Main event? This was a shit test in the form of a pop quiz and you failed miserably.

AltrusiticPound · 2020-04-08T13:00:42+00:00

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stoicstephen · 2020-04-08T13:51:45+00:00

Wow

This is not even about MRP anymore.

You truly have some problems.

Before you try to work out the shit in your marriage, you have to work out the shit in your head.

You sound depressed.

Your mission is your wife.

Your purpose is to make your wife less angry.

You smell like shit, you are shit.

No wonder why she's acting like shit.

RedPillGlasses · 2020-04-08T15:07:44+00:00

Why didn’t you take your kid with you?

You’re married, you can take the kid anywhere you want.

umizumiz · 2020-04-08T20:17:52+00:00

You mother fucker.

If you say you're sad because you won't see your little girl one more mother fucking time I will reach thru this goddamn screen and throttle the faggot right out of your ass.

That's all I read, the last lines. To see what the fuck you were on about.

If this isn't a troll post you have no goddamned reason being on the fucking internet when you have so much fucking work to do so you don't have to be "sad you won't see your little girl", you cock gobbling spineless fuck.

Ban me, block me, delete the fucking comment I don't give two shits.

Grow a fucking pair or the rest of your miserable life will be exponentially more SAD than you are waxing philosophical about.

I don't read replies but this is one time I wish I did. But I already know your wet paper towel constitution ass is gonna be crying and telling me I have no fucking clue what the hell I'm talking about.

I left my ex-wife and took my little girl with me. Didn't give her the option of being "single mommy".

You do it all on your goddamned own, and you do it with a shit eating grin on your suicidal face until you fucking win. And you win it fucking all.

Vegasman20002 · 2020-04-11T20:23:12+00:00

Reading this makes me feel much better about myself. Some people serve the world best as a cautionary example.

Massive-Plate · 2020-04-09T00:41:57+00:00

You are not unique. You are as common as the rest of us.

Why dont you spend the night, do reverse google searches....

Like, search from the view of your wife, and try to stick to reddit topics and replies ... don't read random shit blogs.

Specifically, google site:reddit.com why am I not attracted to my husband.

Or "I love my husband but I dont want to have sex with him".

Go dig deep into the hamster of women... see their replies to each other....

You will see they frequently promote affairs, and other shit.

Read the sidebar... you are going Rambo on your wife.

The side bar doesn't fix your marriage, it fixes you, which may or may not fix your marriage... but that is not the focus.

echo979 · 2020-04-08T15:10:29+00:00

This is the level of teenager girl storming out because people are "mean". W. T. F.

Grow a pair!

Lift and STFU

JEEEEESUS! You have the right frame for gender reassignment!

Title	Main Event
Author	AltrusiticPound
Upvotes	2
Comments	48
Date	April 8, 2020 12:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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