Shit Test Question

HornsOfApathy · 2021-05-06T20:36:33+00:00

You are playing retarded mind games with a 38yo post-wall overweight woman to get your dick wet.

Let that sink in a minute.

PutABabyInThat · 2021-05-06T19:36:36+00:00

The issue I find is that when I've tried to actually impliment a lot of advice here (or elsewhere) it always got met with hostility/anger and backlash

Yeah I don't blame you for being scared... some of those grannies can be down right terrifying when they get mad.

The way their faces look when they clench their teeth and their jowls start shaking... fuck that.

You're probably better off just doing whatever she says.

ur_fault · 2021-05-06T20:05:15+00:00

"Please tell me the magic words to get my wife to fuck me because I'm too scared of pissing her off to try something on my own."

SelectAirline · 2021-05-07T23:47:50+00:00

I'm 31, she's 7 years older... her weighting ~40lbs more than when we met...Judging purely by the physical ... she'd be a 5-6.

In what universe is an overweight woman that's approaching 40 years old physically above average? Serious question, because that's a universe I really want to avoid.

Here's your problem. We can spoon feed you answers to whatever shit your wife throws at you, but it won't make the slightest bit of difference. It's not about the words but the man saying the words. You're so deep in your wife's frame that you're here posting a wall of text about a question that could be answered with a simple "yes".

light-----------dark · 2021-05-06T23:19:58+00:00

Word vomit.

It’s not rocket science: your wife is lazy and worried about losing you, and you are supposedly something worth not losing - get creative.

“you would know if you were busting squats at the gym with the other girls there”

“I don’t shit were I eat babe, how would I be able to take care of the family if I did?”

“Depends on how you define attractive”

“There are about as many attractive girls as there are the number of blowjobs I get from you each week” (be careful with this one, might blow up on you if she’s not sucking your dick consistently)

Anyway, you get the point.

JCX_Pulse · 2021-05-06T15:51:51+00:00

You wrote the Iliad for this simple of a question?

You’re a new account and obviously don’t OYS. You read Rollo but what about the rest of the side bar?

You’ve adopted your wife’s penchant for meaningless mouth noises.

You won’t ever pass a shit test just because the internet gives you a good answer.

“Red pill aware” isn’t a thing.

Despite being so much more attractive than your wife you still worry a lot about her, what she’s thinking, and what she’s doing. If you’re just trying to avoid conflict you have the wrong mindset, beta billy.

Your body may be strong but your mind is weak. Start there.

Freiherr_von_Muck · 2021-05-06T18:16:33+00:00

What exactly are you afraid of? Your testosterone in your prime years drives you towards greatness but your fearful mind gives you all those obstacles. Just focus on the road, brother. Sometimes, resistance can mean that you are on the right track because you are changing directions. There is no 'ultimate moment' where you make things clear once and for all. There is only a steady upward direction of your SMV and a steady downfall of hers. Just STFU. Come here to vent if it helps, but for God's sake don't try to (actively) pass tests, just be a man. Enjoy her anger. Let that be proof of you owning the situation.

breakupstrategy · 2021-05-06T22:19:35+00:00

Obviously, this is MRP so marriage is a given.

But dude.. what the fuck are you doing? You’re married to a (your words) fat old hag. You’re acting like a showdog trying to jump through hoops to keep her happy.

I’m not saying your should nuke the marriage, but you should really get some perspective if you’re in prime shape and living with a cunty land whale.

Redpillbrigade17 · 2021-05-06T15:58:58+00:00

“Hostility, anger and backlash” was/ is how she manipulated you into submitting to her. Falling into and following her frame, because you’re a fearful, insecure Nice Guy. Case in point you married a much older woman... probably out of some fear.

You need to fix yourself first- all you do with putting up with “shit tests” will be like getting better music on the Titanic. It won’t make much of a difference ...

Idigabighole · 2021-05-08T17:20:23+00:00

Thats a lot of words to say "I'm living in her frame."

Didnt read all of this. The first few sentances were enough. The answers are there. Youre looking for validation for your actions and to assuage your ego Mr.8-9. Stop.

Step_Aside_Butch · 2021-05-06T16:44:46+00:00

“I don’t know...what would you consider to be ‘a lot’?”

Tyred_Biggums · 2021-05-06T19:32:20+00:00

Take a look how many her and she’s is in this post.

Who are you living for again? You or your wife?

How do you want to respond (or not)? Who cares what her reaction will be.

“Are there hot girls at the gym”.
“Yeah - you should see this one brunette - stunning”.

But oh - she may get mad? Well by all means let’s think of a response to placate her.. Jesus. Are you sure you read the sidebar on MRP and not dead bedrooms?

JudgeDoom69 · 2021-05-06T17:54:38+00:00

If she's not fit, and you are, this may be more of a comfort test.

One reply to "are there pretty girls at the gym" would be to agree and amplify, but thrown in some comfort. "Yes there are plenty of pretty girls there, but you're the only one I think about, babe".

Another approach would be to tell her "why don't you go to the gym and see for yourself".

mbmbmb0101 · 2021-05-06T18:48:46+00:00

I don’t understand...why are you desperately trying to make your fat insecure roommate happy? Do you know how pathetic it is to be wondering/worrying about the best way to respond to anyone’s comment/question? For days apparently, ha. You’re actually trying to come up with a strategy on how to respond to your overweight 5-6 wife’s, who fucks you once a week, comment? Literally answer in any way you want. Who cares. If my wife mentioned “divorce” regarding anything, my reply would be “sure if you want to.” After a few times I would likely actually start the process of filing just so she shuts the fuck up about it. Why is it so hard for guys to just be a fucking guy?

wkndatbernardus · 2021-05-07T01:08:43+00:00

This sounds like Andy Reid attempting to scheme his way out of having a swiss cheese offensive line. Hint: the problem is deeper than particular responses you give to shit/comfort tests.

NewCommonSensei · 2021-05-07T01:18:19+00:00

Why are you dating a woman 7 years older than you?leave her. Just lift.

AnyHead · 2021-05-07T02:42:04+00:00

Why not keep taking the dread “from 3 to 11” with the direct route? If she asks those divorce questions then fog/flip whatever comes. At least then you’ll have a small chance or finding out what the real issues are.

Personally, I’d probably go with something like, “huh, now that you mention it... there ARE some really hot girls there!” And walk away.

rad_dynamic · 2021-05-07T11:55:56+00:00

You are not an 8-9 if you’re getting played this much by a “5-6”. Look at the wall of text you just spewed over shit tests.

She sees you significantly below you in terms of SMV. Would bet you have muscles and nothing else. I.e improve in other faucets of your life and stop being so attached to lifting as your primary

rpbb9999 · 2021-05-08T12:12:22+00:00

Wtf is red pill aware.

business----travel · 2021-05-06T19:16:20+00:00

I am not reading this dribble...

P.S. I've read the sidebar (and am re-reading)

If you still can't distinguish the difference between and shit test and a comfort test after reading through the sidebar (multiple times), no one here can help you...

riad_thunderbolt · 2021-05-07T00:36:19+00:00

I'm suprised you dont have side plates

Title	Shit Test Question
Author	PeacockInParadise
Upvotes	0
Comments	52
Date	May 6, 2021 2:03 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/n680cs/shit_test_question/
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