Matched with me to talk shit

XXXMersenne · 2019-09-05T11:01:19+00:00

"Clearly, I mean look at you"

youcancallmedada · 2019-09-05T03:00:05+00:00

Waste of time. But how about “am I gonna get any unreal matches?”

andyturbo2000 · 2019-09-05T08:00:56+00:00

“Really? I’ve just matched with your skank ass”

embracingtheredpill · 2019-09-05T04:11:24+00:00

Matched with you. Messaged you. Shit testing you. This is a win. Just be a snarky asshole, amused mastery, don't give a fuck about her. Just don't be a desperate snarky asshole, trying to "be a smart ass", trying to win her over etc. Don't qualify yourself. Make her qualify herself.

"Come over and see the notches on my bed"

Quickly establishes you want to meet, qualifies her as someone who's going to fuck with you or waste your time

mrpthrowa · 2019-09-05T11:52:42+00:00

Go nuclear

"You don't qualify"

idontmiind · 2019-09-05T07:29:12+00:00

ALWAYS assume positive intention and lead the company of you two towards intercourse

Ant1matter8 · 2019-09-05T11:18:21+00:00

Red pill in a nutshell.

Random bitch shit talks OP

OP has no fucking idea what to say so he turns to reddit and makes a post about a random bitch talking shit

quarternickledime · 2019-09-05T03:02:08+00:00

She has to pretend to not like it even though it I intrigued her. Don’t call her out on it because she’ll snap

downvotesanimals · 2019-09-05T12:39:35+00:00

"Funny, my last date opened with that line too."

30dirtyfingers · 2019-09-05T05:58:36+00:00

she matched with you just to say "you arent gonna get any real matches" ? yeah, shit test. Why else would she waste her time? She could have easily spent that time matching with guys shes attracted to but she choose to spend it on something that doesnt peak her interest? Bullshit. Shes probably bored (and as such, boring) or doesnt know how to open.

Psychological_Radish · 2019-09-05T14:13:39+00:00

Women thrive on indignation. Could be that she's interested, could be that she just wants to start shit out of boredom and isn't interested at all. The only way to find out is to ask her out.

That said, I would go with a less douchy bio if you're serious about getting dates/lays and not just in it for the lulz. She already decided whether you're fuckable based on your pictures. The bio can only hurt you, it will never make her want to have sex with you. Keep it fairly neutral.

fuckGuilt · 2019-09-05T03:41:02+00:00

Jesus kids these days don't know how to flirt. She wasn't talking shit, she wanted the D. Dipshit.

Jesusfeminist · 2019-09-05T06:02:17+00:00

Maybe she’s actually trying to help you. Why would you shoot yoruself in the dick by putting under 5’8 in your bio

Herdsengineers · 2019-09-05T15:57:47+00:00

Several months ago, I was having a beer with a friend at a bar. This girl was there with a few dudes. Then another dude shows up. Girl goes apeshit. She's mad at him, making a scene, etc. A bunch of other beta guys are all whispering "somebody should kick that guy's ass". My friend and I just watched and figured he'd hooked with her and then not called or something, but we were silently on his side from our vantage point.

The guy didn't supplicate or try to soothe her. He held frame and composure, didn't let her get to him, and held his ground. Without hearing the actual conversation, within 20 minutes she wasn't apeshit anymore. Another 10 minutes and he had his arm around her, and she was leaning and snuggling into him. Girl was a 7.5-8.5 depending on tastes. Guy was just a redneck looking dude, a bit chubby, but also built looking. They ended up leaving together an hour later. This was middle of the day, just people hanging out otherwise. The rest of the guys were like "WTF?" It was only me and my friend that understood what had happened (she broke and submitted to him when he didn't wilt and stood up to her).

Moral of the story is this - even if she's pissed or genuinely trying to be a bitch to you, in person or online, if you have the right game you can sometimes find the right buttons to push to turn things around. It won't happen 100% of the time, probably 1 out 10 if your lucky, but keep your composure, hold frame, don't acquiesce to her, don't apologize to her, etc. Don't submit to her being the dominant one in the interaction. My friend and I were cheering this guy silently as we saw it unfold. The dude in this story was a master of it.

laserdicks · 2019-09-05T09:35:08+00:00

She's 200 pounds and trying it on, except hasn't provided any humor or interesting conversational hooks. I couldn't think of a less attractive use of my time.

Fuktiga_mejmejs · 2019-09-05T10:41:53+00:00

Why would you care what a random bimbo says??

mrrooftops · 2019-09-05T10:53:47+00:00

Sometimes people do match with atrocious profiles (in their eyes) so they can 'warn' or harass them... This is probably not the case here. Tinder does attract girls who have just spilt from a bf and they want to take their anger out on other men. I think this is more likely the case than a 'shit test'.

VigilantSmartbomb · 2019-09-05T11:39:46+00:00

Could always act like you’ve already been matching so idk what she’s talking about “cum see” lol

JohnsonBice · 2019-09-05T15:56:07+00:00

Tell her that's sexist.

TheIdealTownie · 2019-09-05T19:03:41+00:00

How has this bio worked for you in the past? Seemed interesting so I just changed mine to it to do my own personal field test, but I’d love to hear about some of your experiences.

HurricaneHugues · 2019-09-05T21:36:17+00:00

"What form of birth control are you on?"

Disregard what she's saying and don't enter her frame. Ask her what I just wrote and proceed from there

architectintx · 2019-09-05T14:46:48+00:00

Why are you posting this in the forum?

Can you assess the merit of our question before you actually post it in this forum?

I login here to be of assistance to guys who really need some help to get their shit together. So please take that into consideration.

Like I said earlier, please don't post anything that doesnt add value to guys who subscribed to this forum.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2019-09-05T04:47:31+00:00

I'd say she needs a little sweetness to know you're not a piece of shit. I'd say, then that must mean you're a dream.

Don't forget you're playing a low stakes game. No reason to get upset.

TheFredP1ll · 2019-09-05T09:52:27+00:00

Ignore. Better things to do with your time

Sickem_roy · 2019-09-05T03:41:17+00:00

catriel25 · 2019-09-05T09:04:14+00:00

Easy as fuck.

"I was talking about my dick.

Flacid".

nobody_thinks · 2019-09-05T04:04:47+00:00

here is how i would handle this

t-thot : Just matching to say ur not gonna get any real matches w that bio but much love xo

nobody : u r the 5th match today to say the same thing

nobody : so there goes your theory

(wait for her response ... respond with)

nobody : and its funny I only matched u

nobody : to say that youre not going to get any matches

nobody : with that hair

nobody : so I guess this is kind of awkward

Title	Matched with me to talk shit
Author	RedRealer
Upvotes	67
Comments	61
Date	September 5, 2019 2:55 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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"Clearly, I mean look at you"