Post your witty tinder bio here.

mushroommountains · 2017-01-13T22:55:41+00:00

No offense but those are terrible and come off as trying way too hard. I picture a shirtless gym selfie going along with both.

A good one I've heard before from someone here that I used for a while: "only ex mormon girls should apply" I think that one definitely deterred some girls that took it too seriously but it was a very good conversation starter, lots of girls would hit me up first. Also got some legit ex mormons that swiped for it lol

se7enpsychopaths · 2017-01-14T04:18:36+00:00

Works at NASA, on a mission to uranus.

RedditAdminsSuck_88 · 2017-01-13T21:36:51+00:00

I have no bio at all. Most women don't even read them, those who do read them are already interested in you based on your pictures.

Let your pictures do the talking. My bio simply includes my age, height, where I graduated from and the year, and location.

Example: "25, 6 feet, State University '11, Uptown"

needless_pickup_line · 2017-01-14T02:52:21+00:00

"I fill out scantrons in pen."

vandaalen · 2017-01-13T21:51:28+00:00

I switched to having no bio at all. I also just have one picture. The more there is on your profile, the more they can find to get picky about.

I used to have "World renown, frequently copied, unrivaled" before.

pisspoordecisions · 2017-01-14T01:05:04+00:00

"I put out" is all I ever put

zboo1h · 2017-01-13T23:09:23+00:00

6'2"

[deleted] · 2017-01-14T06:23:50+00:00

Or you could just... yknow, describe yourself in an engaging way...

Kalepsis · 2017-01-14T06:22:04+00:00

"Executive VP of Marketing. Also world's greatest secret agent."

Or, "I live for adrenaline; I buy cellphones without insurance and I don't put cases on them."

Conversation starters.

I'm thinking about using this one next time I change it: "I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl, and tell her... fuck! What the hell do I tell her??"

brooklynisburnin · 2017-01-13T22:35:36+00:00

6'2 bring the heels, I don't hunch over to kiss.

IVIaskerade · 2017-01-14T00:40:42+00:00

"I'm just a carefree girl looking to live life to the fullest" was one I rolled with for a while.

I usually don't bother with one.

miareve · 2017-01-14T08:00:43+00:00

the plot summary of the matrix

SpinPlates · 2017-01-13T22:27:15+00:00

"Two years sober"

I've never had an addiction. It just turbo charges the hamster wheel. Women will romanticize a drunk and love the potential drama.

tastywave · 2017-01-14T15:43:57+00:00

Knock knock

(Less is absolutely more)

Then I'll do a funny joke/introduction when they bite.

profoundleader · 2017-01-14T06:11:41+00:00

I have a Beyonce line. Bitches love Beyonce.

Toverspreuk · 2017-01-14T08:26:57+00:00

"All of you like to laugh, you're not special."

"Your Snapchat dog filter gave me ass cancer."

"Nudes are a form of art. You ain't a hoe, you a picasshoe."

trp_ocd · 2017-01-14T16:42:18+00:00

there is no "I" in "team", however, there is an "m" and an "e".

and that's what matters.

Tough_Luv · 2017-01-17T19:11:01+00:00

"6'1" (location) EMT, Medical School. Just looking for a girl to bake me an apple pie."

Weeds out the uptight feminazis, brings in the young submission wait on you hand on foot types.

TrimHer · 2017-01-13T23:19:59+00:00

Waddup, I got a big cock...but.i get my clothes from the thrift shop.

DirtyProject0r · 2017-01-14T10:25:23+00:00

"Step 1: I conquer your heart Step 2: We conquer the world together"

ManChooses · 2017-01-14T17:12:40+00:00

6'3"

It's effective

equal2infinity · 2017-01-15T04:34:36+00:00

"Strong, Independent Black Woman who don't need no man"

Btw, fuck tinder, Bumble FTW.

sjsinggh · 2017-06-18T05:33:00+00:00

I once matched with a girl named Jenny on tinder who had a pet retriever. And well, she texted me first! If that's unbelievable then we actually met over a chicken nugget date (apparently coffee wasn't her thing). We spent a great evening walking along the lake and ended up in my apartment. Next morning I woke with Jenny licking me all over, such a bad girl! And now we live together. Swipe right to meet Jenny! ;)

Terdmuffin · 2017-01-14T07:05:16+00:00

I cook better than you Boxed wine connoisseur Just looking for Tinderella 6'3

Heathcliff-- · 2017-01-14T08:46:24+00:00

6'2/(University)/Major

That's it. "Witty", try hard bios are a massive turn off. Best bios have as little information on them as possible and make you seem mysterious.

Title	Post your witty tinder bio here.
Author	DadOnDabs
Upvotes	16
Comments	52
Date	January 13, 2017 8:59 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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