Shit test: "What do you do for a work?" "How much money did you make"

MetamorphosisSilver · 2018-07-21T16:40:08+00:00

-her- How much do you make?

-me- How much do you charge?

PM_ME_CHILL_MUSIC · 2018-07-21T15:17:06+00:00

"I'm a gay pornstar", "I'm a professional crocodile wrestler"

Use your imagination

TheRiseAndFall · 2018-07-21T16:53:23+00:00

If a girl asks you how much you make outside of a serious relationship, that is a hard next. It's a rude question to ask. Like asking her how much she weighs.

If you are talking about your jobs and she asks it playfully like "I bet you make a lot of money doing that!", then you answer it equally playfully. "Oh yeah, I had to start burying bags of it behind the shed!"

boy_named_su · 2018-07-21T15:26:55+00:00

For the love of God, do not answer these questions directly. In fact, don't answer any question from a THOT directly

"I'm a horse jockey"

"I make one thousand penny farthings per fortnight"

And if she pesters you "We can talk about boring shit later"

You think she asks Chad these questions? Up your SMV

319Skew · 2018-07-21T17:01:36+00:00

"I get paid a ridiculous amount of money to teach ants how to line dance for movie scenes."

Bonus points if you can keep a straight/serious face through it.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-07-21T17:13:21+00:00

Just make shit up.

My favorite: ”I'm an arms dealer.”

Je_suis_throwy · 2018-07-21T17:53:25+00:00

Ding Ding Ding Red Flag

MattyAnon · 2018-07-21T17:46:43+00:00

What is the correct response here?

Next.

How much money do you make is pure gold digger stuff. Ditch her.

What do you do for work: just make it sound awesome. "I enable people to live in their dream home" or something like that.

If they ever get a whiff of money, you get instant commitment shit tests, which you handle by not committing and being ready to ditch them the second they try to get future date commitments out of you, or "make him wait" or "pretending to not be a whore by withholding sex".

--69 · 2018-07-21T15:39:40+00:00

"Why? I'm not paying for your services."

128bitworm · 2018-07-21T16:24:04+00:00

"I make enough to pay for this meal and write it off as a bad investment and learn from this experience."

FlyingSexistPig · 2018-07-21T20:37:30+00:00

Why do you feel the need to validate yourself by answering this?

JinkiesGangAClue · 2018-07-21T15:15:08+00:00

Gynecologist or uhhh a Pediatrician or uhhh a Pediatric Gynecologist I don’t remember.

king_kay_ · 2018-07-21T16:02:22+00:00

What do you do for work? / what do you do for a living?

"I make women happy" + deep eye contact and a cocky grin.

How much money do you make?

Red fucking flag. She just shot herself in the foot. Now we know she's a gold digging whore.

"That's personal." Then move on.

If she persists later on:

"I told you, that's personal. If you really want to know, you have to get personal with me first."

Pump her, then never tell her.

redhawkes · 2018-07-21T16:05:31+00:00

Don't ever answer this seriously. No one needs to know that.

"What do you do for a work?" "How much money did you make"

"Im walking butterflies, they pay me in bitcoins" or "Im a stripper" "Garbageman" etc.

This shit ain't anyone business but yours. Potential gold digger.

pro-complainer · 2018-07-21T18:12:56+00:00

While people are saying next for gold-digger symptoms ... I would also next for poor English ... "What you do for a work"

Have standards when choosing your pussy.

Ruby_Red_Pill_Maker · 2018-07-21T20:48:16+00:00

To me this question alone is a ghostable offense. However, I have a good deflection. Do a pressure flip on her credit score, and work credit karma in there somehow.

Change the subject quickly after she reveals she doesn't have the app.

This tactic works on repeat very well.

mugenowns · 2018-07-21T17:39:18+00:00

What do you do for work doesn't have to be a shit test. Could just be making conversation.

If someone asks how much you make tell them you're an investment banker, Walmart cashier, Obama impersonator, coke dealer, or than you get paid to shave boxer's chests before a fight

yesbuthereswhy · 2018-07-21T18:32:56+00:00

If a woman is asking how much you make she can never be promoted above a plate.

vandaalen · 2018-07-21T15:36:25+00:00

LOL@asking for how much I make. I'd get a fiver for the coffee out and throw it on the table. "Enough for this." Then leave without saying another word.

chachaChad · 2018-07-21T15:33:18+00:00

I don't think I'd continue a conversation with a female that acted that. I might respond that I make eounght to have to worry about gold dihmggers and move on.

chachaChad · 2018-07-21T15:29:54+00:00

In in property management then start talking about your passion and your mission.

BlackFire68 · 2018-07-21T17:41:45+00:00

Enough to comfortably support myself and do the things I like to do. How much do you make?

[deleted] · 2018-07-21T18:47:27+00:00

"I'm a loan shark debt collector."

"I sell drugs."

"I'm a professional world of warcraft player."

JonathanMekerset · 2018-07-21T21:15:09+00:00

Tell the whore to quit asking questions

omega_dawg93 · 2018-07-21T22:41:46+00:00

"that's a bit personal... but for spending change, i sell cock by the pound or by the inch-depending on what you can afford."

then, i would SERIOUSLY ignore just about everything she says until she actually FEELS that i want her to get the fuck away from me.

ethreax · 2018-07-22T00:08:55+00:00

“Not your fucking business “

cholomite · 2018-07-22T00:22:02+00:00

"I just earn college credits"

GainzdalfTheWhey · 2018-07-21T17:01:09+00:00

No girl has ever asked me how much I make, but what I "do" all the time. Like they won't fuck me if I'm a driver or something. Lame

hoodyoda · 2018-07-21T19:07:24+00:00

What do you do for work?

“Investments in monasteries”

redisthetruth · 2018-07-21T15:25:29+00:00

I like going with “I run a business....” if she asks what type, you can say real estate. Youre not lying, but it’s also vague enough that she has no idea what you actually do....not sure why everyone thinks you have to make up something outrageous. You don’t have to talk about your work or reveal anything about your income, but you don’t have to make something up either. Just know its not worth your time to delve into it beyond a one or two word answer. Change the subject immediately.

hownao · 2018-07-21T16:05:55+00:00

I'm superman. in a serious yet joking manner. be fun.

abudun79 · 2018-07-21T16:27:43+00:00

One has got to put a lot of fantasy in there to make that a shittest. But, no matter how you call it, as long as you're not feeling confident to talk about your job, your only choice is to dodge the question... I only ask myself why you want a girl with such a big red flag.

Title	Shit test: "What do you do for a work?" "How much money did you make"
Author	JW_2
Upvotes	32
Comments	70
Date	July 21, 2018 3:09 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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