Tinder

Archwinger · 2015-09-17T19:20:40+00:00

Did you just turn 12 yesterday?

"Watching Netflix" is code for "game the fuck out of me, escalate furiously, and make me feel it, then fuck my brains out, unless you demonstrate that you're socially retarded by trying to be my boyfriend or asking if I have a boyfriend, in which case I have plausible deniability to say that I'm just here to watch shitty movies."

But that takes too long to type, so women just call it "Watching Netflix."

secret_barber · 2015-09-17T19:11:09+00:00

I asked her if she was in a relationship

Irrelevant question, shouldn't have been asked.

RedPillJax · 2015-09-17T19:00:57+00:00

Same way as you ever would, except since she has 'complicated situation,' it just means she's probably even more down for a touch of sportfuckin'.

Don't bring feels into it, and bring your A-game.

kingofpoplives · 2015-09-17T20:53:05+00:00

If she agreed to "Netflix and chill" she wants the D, but be sure to wrap it up and take a close look for any outbreaks because this one sounds like she gets around.

Chad-Thunder-Cock · 2015-09-17T23:52:01+00:00

Yeah you guys are right she's coming to my place tommotow at 11am and I guess game isn't necessary. Me and her talked about having a threesome with my gf who I live with. So can anyone advise me on how to convince my gf by tommorow at 11. Also im 20 and i've only fucked five girls in my life. But I've been getting plenty of numbers on tinder by following the advice of just not giving a fuck.

raceAround126 · 2015-09-17T20:34:31+00:00

Fuck her, then leave.

Why does it need any more than that?

I_Wear_Jorts5 · 2015-09-18T00:26:11+00:00

Netflix and chill is the best thing ever

Chad-Thunder-Cock · 2015-09-18T09:57:15+00:00

I also asked her how many guys she meets on tinder. Her exact words were "alot. I like meeting new people and having fun and going with the flow.

ItIsMyPrivilege · 2015-09-17T22:36:57+00:00

Don't ask about their relationship status, just assume the gates are open

Chad-Thunder-Cock · 2015-09-19T18:11:00+00:00

We rescheduled for tomorrow night just the two of us. I didn't plan on using a condom. Thanks for the advice.

Title	Tinder
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	7
Comments	20
Date	September 17, 2015 6:42 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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