When Men become Monkeys

a-large-L · 2020-06-08T18:55:41+00:00

You did the right thing. Get a good feeling from a bit of drink and weed and dip out.

When the ratio is ridiculous like that I stop trying and just get some drink/weed with the boys because the other simps dance around trying to get the girls attention and will be like crabs in a bucket cockblocking eachother until the very end of the night. I don’t care about women enough to be that desperate when I can just have a great time with my homies.

Not worth the headache in the slightest. Good move.

nexther · 2020-06-08T22:38:22+00:00

Gets invite to party. Go’s to party. Enjoys party. ^{^{^}}

Never go anywhere expecting sex. That’s dumb cause your setting yourself up for disappointment.

Just have fun dude. When you’re having more fun than the girls, they’ll want to to join you.

throwitdownman · 2020-06-08T21:28:57+00:00

Sex is a game of numbers. If it’s four girls and however many dudes, it’s in her favor. You shot your shot, nobody accepted. No point in wasting more time, I’d leave too.

DonaldBaelish · 2020-06-08T21:02:40+00:00

I think most of the comments here are from introverts. I think OP is also an introvert. I think you guys are pretty bad at reading people.

You obviously got a party invitation.

Did you think that 3 random girls are inviting 3 random guys for some orgy type of shit? Or that each girl will fuck one guy in a separate room or something?

Tell me, what did you expect to happen?

Next time you misread someone’s party invitation, might as well party and enjoy yourself. Nobody was asking you to clown yourself for some random hoe’s attention.

You are overthinking this. You made this all about women. You got invited to a party.

Ukhupa · 2020-06-08T21:50:54+00:00

Social gatherings like these are hard for me to comprehend sometimes

It was a house party, full of randoms to be sure, but a party nonetheless. Nothing complicated about it. The idea that it was supposed to be a night of sex for you and your buddies was all in your heads.

Now on the other hand, if the girls' plans all along was to get older guys to get them free drinks and weed then yes, I would agree with the "monkey" in the title and you were right to bail. Did they pay you for the alcohol or at least offer to? Did the chime in with some food and/or snacks?

rinse_and_rise · 2020-06-08T19:11:15+00:00

Had a really similar situation years ago. It was 2 girls to 5 guys. Same deal, no mention of other guys when invited, dipped.

I always wondered if they just wanted attention or were trying to setup a gangbang.

Musicgoon · 2020-06-08T21:40:17+00:00

These girls are thirsty for validation and attention. Don't ever indulge them. You did well. I just focus on having fun in these situations and leave if I'm not feeling it.

The bait and switch tactic is some bullshit.

Longgbottom · 2020-06-08T20:22:47+00:00

Orgy is not alpha xD

Fabulous-Craft · 2020-06-08T18:46:55+00:00

This is why "going with the flow" doesn't work.

Being a leader and dictating the night shows that you are a man that takes charge, helps you disqualify girls that aren't that into you, and helps you avoid doing dumb shit you don't want to do.

hockeyaddict87 · 2020-06-08T22:49:10+00:00

They asked you to bring alcohol and that shows me they just needed guys to bring them drinks and used you

PinacoladaSauce · 2020-06-08T23:29:46+00:00

Both this post and its comments are cancerous to read.

OP you were right to leave but you fucked up maybe 10 times before that. Cmon man. Be better.

ComplexProjection · 2020-06-08T21:27:11+00:00

I would like to react about something else in your post.

You went there thinking you would have sex. It is a bad approach, because you consider the girls qualified by default. It puts you in a inferior position, and it is awfully unattractive.

This is probably linked to your lack of abundance. Start by fixing that.

When you saw sex was out of the question, you left. To do what? If it was not something productive, you missed an opportunity. All those guys were maybe great, could teach you things, invite you to other parties.

SeasonedRP · 2020-06-08T21:07:07+00:00

Your interpretation is correct, and you made the right decision in leaving.

noPTSDformePlease · 2020-06-08T22:31:11+00:00

They were creating cock abundance because they wanted to get laid and you didn't make the cut.

Tambamwham · 2020-06-08T22:40:53+00:00

Yeh. Who cares about the reasons. These are nights where you gotta suck it up. I would have accepted it. Enjoyed some beers and blunts, chit chatted and shot the shit with everyone, girls and guys. and then would have told everyone it was nice to meet them, thanks for the hospitality and popped smoke. 2 hours tops.

retal1ator · 2020-06-08T23:26:28+00:00

Young girls using sexual tension to get attention. Nothing new under the sun.

The-Real-Hulk · 2020-06-08T21:15:26+00:00

That was painful to read...

wyota · 2020-06-09T00:37:33+00:00

My guess is either they wanted group sex with ALL the guys or no sex with anyone. Otherwise it's just stupid and weird to invite 9 guys but only want to have sex with some of them. I mean at that point, choosing sex with a few while cuckolding the rest would be just as promiscuous as a 9-guy gangbang so I don't think they were planning on "selecting" a few from the group of 9 or else they're just some seriously fucked up hos and none of the guys woul take it well, not even the ones "chosen". 99.8% chance they wanted to party, no orgy. Real life isn't a Seth Rogan movie, dude.

jackandjill22 · 2020-06-09T00:40:51+00:00

Right.

MikeAlphaGolf · 2020-06-09T01:36:02+00:00

You didn’t get laid because you’re beta, not because of the ratio.

_-resonance-_ · 2020-06-09T01:59:07+00:00

“Alright guys: Jeff, Derek and Steve on Stefanie; Becky takes Dick, Rob and Adam; April and Lena.. on your knees for Jay and me.”

SavorThePill · 2020-06-09T03:22:53+00:00

You've interpreted quite well.

My thought was that they were collecting you guys like trophies: living, breathing manifestations of their validation. Or they were nonchalantly inviting you to a party, using their womanly charms in the process and not really considering the [sexual] impression they gave.

You might've enjoyed the shindig, but I can understand if that's not your thing. I use to hit up any spot for some rowdy fun back in the day, yet I would never walk in looking for poon either.

pyth0ns · 2020-06-09T03:33:33+00:00

Next time anyone finds themselves in this situation and your sole purpose is a hookup.

Go to an area where you can chill on your own. If one of the girls is interested in you, she will come up to you. (Especially if the guys she is currently conversing with is a little bitch that's drying her up)

Congrats dude, you now have her alone and can game her alone.

You didn't even have to be a monkey or try to stand out (welcome to the bachelorette) as you already stood out prior, with the initial spark/attraction.

OP somewhat tried this tactic, but instead asked a girl to go for a smoke which brought an orbiter with him.

acoltismypassport · 2020-06-08T20:30:26+00:00

I've never been the dancing bear. Even if it works for some guys, I personally think it makes you look like a clown. Completely depends if you want to run that kind of game.

I never have, and I get laid plenty. Different strokes.

el_terrible_ · 2020-06-08T21:24:22+00:00

If youre a beta male its best you left. They brought multiple men over to compete, they were looking to fuk the men that rose to the occasion. In situations like this you have to show that you are an alpha male and the best thing to do would be the first that gets naked. Come up with whatever excuse you need. Challenge the other men to a game of strip beer pong and they know if they have smaller dongs they will leave the apartment or refuse to play. Miss on purpose so you are the first that is naked and show the girls that your confidence exceeds all other men in the apartment.

fretty555 · 2020-06-08T20:21:50+00:00

You didn't want to deal with the cuckery/foolery but entertained a "slut" who didn't give you any IOIs?

Title	When Men become Monkeys
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Upvotes	94
Comments	55
Date	June 8, 2020 6:40 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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