Google famous figures like Matt Damon, Connor McGregor, T.I., Jon Hamm (now divorced), Hugh Jackman (probably the worst case) and you see handsome, famous dudes with basic ass wives.

Now I can hear you all saying “they probably cheat or have open marriages bro” but if that’s the case, why marry the girls in the first place?

“They probably met them before they were famous” you then say.

But the thing is some of these men met they’re basic wives at the height of their fame. Matt Damon’s wife was a bartender, for example.

My point is to question why hyper-strength SMV men would settle for a mediocre looking wife. Even if she has amazing sex, no red flags, and cooks and cleans, as a dude with near-limitless options, you still have to lay your head next to that same basic chick every night.

So what gives?