I see a lot of the same shit posted here a lot and a lot of the times the response in the same. Here is my summary of the top 10 questions dweebs ask and their answers.

I’ve been talking to this girl and she keeps flaking, not answering my calls, bullshitting me, etc...

You move on.

When a girl does anything to indicate that she doesn’t like you, you should FUCKING BELIEVE HER. When a girl likes a guy, she gets laser-like vision and he is the only thing that exists in her universe and she will scale mountains and fight demons to get to him. If she is lukewarm about him, she will fuck with him, treat him like shit, dump him for a while, etc... You don’t want to be in that second category.

How do I get her back?

You fucking don’t. You move the fuck on. See above.

Once a girl dumps you, that means she doesn’t like you. Unless you radically change and become an almost completely different person, she’s not going to ever want you again and she’s going to continue treating you like a playtoy. Now, it is actually possible to get women “back,” but its not worth it, because if she isn’t 1000% about you, she will trample your sad, pathetic heart again the next time it’s convenient for her. And let’s say you suddenly became a billionaire or Spiderman or something and now she likes you again ... would you even want to be with a girl like that?

There is a pretty girl in my class/work/etc... What do I do?

ASK HER OUT ON A FUCKING DATE. That’s the only right answer to this question, ever.

So I’ve been having long, gay text conversations with a girl. What should I text?

Why are you having long text conversations with a girl? You should just ask her out. If she won’t go out on a date with you, guess what, she doesn’t like you and you need to move on. If she will go on a date with you, then just do that. YOU CANNOT BUILD ATTRACTION OVER TEXT. If she is in another city or something, you don’t need to keep talking to her. She knows who you are and that you exist. Unless you seriously want to have a long term relationship, which is stupid unless you are guys are going to get married soon, just ignore her until she gets back in town. Girls aren’t stupid, they will remember who you are.

I met this awesome girl but I won’t see her for a while. What should I text her?

Same as above.

How do I deal with a girl who says “I have a boyfriend”?

You say “ok” and move on.

When a girl says “I have a boyfriend” that’s not a shit test. That’s a FUCKING REJECTION. You move on, unless you really just want to be friends with her. Girls usually say “I have a boyfriend” in two situations: 1) she really has a boyfriend or 2) you are being threatening and aggressive and she wants you to go away but she knows you don’t respect women’s wishes enough to leave when she says she isn’t interested so she has to make you feel like there is a guy somewhere that will kick your ass if you keep pursuing her.

Of course, IT IS possible to fuck a girl that says “I have a boyfriend.” Some girls are pieces of shit and will cheat on their boyfriends. Other girls are just crazy and just say things to fuck with people and live in a weird fantasy world where words and actions don’t have consequences. There are other girls that will eventually give in after they have rejected you if you are persistent enough. Hell, my roommate in college like a girl with a boyfriend and he pursued for 4 years (in the meantime, she dated like 5 other guys) and finally got her and is now married to her. But why would you want to pursue those girls? You should pursue girls that haven’t already rejected you. It’s a much better use of your time.

My main problem with pursuing a girl who says she has a boyfriend is that it is misogynistic because it assumes that when women say something they are always lying or they are too stupid to understand what they want. No. When a girl says “I have a boyfriend” 99% of the time she means “I don’t want to fuck you.”

How do I get with a girl that’s a bartender/waitress/etc...

Every time I see a guy post this, I imagine some fucking dork that never gets laid getting excited just because a girl smiled at him and talked to him. You need to realize that women at work are getting paid to be nice to you. You may think they like you, but they are nice to LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON THAT COMES TO THAT BAR. That’s their fucking job. They will get fired and then starve in the street if they don’t do that. Stop deluding yourself.

Now on the off chance she really thinks you’re cute or something (and believe me, she better do something crazy to indicate this, like saying “would you like a side of pussy with that burger”), ASK HER OUT ON A DATE. That’s it.

How do I get myself out of a spiral of anxiety/self-hatred/low self-esteem, etc...

GO TO THE FUCKING GYM AND GET A COOL, FUN HOBBY. If that doesn’t fix you, then you have serious problems that you need a therapist for, and a bunch of dudes on an internet seduction forum aren’t going to be able to fix you. But the answer to this definitely isn’t “get more girls.” Girls don’t make unhappy people happy. They make happy people cum.

I just approached and girl and I don’t know what to say

Say “how was your day.” Go from there. If she doesn’t respond, move on.

What should I put in my Tinder/POF/OKCupid/LinkedIn/Christianpeoplemeet profile

Go meet girls in real life.

How should I smile/shave my eyebrows/tie my shoelaces/move my hands/etc...

Don’t worry about these tiny, insignificant things. Just focus on being a badass.

How do I get rid of my approach anxiety

Think to yourself "what's going to happen if I get rejected." Realize it's nothing, and then just do it.

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