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[–]099uyx 167 points168 points169 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Well done. As a general rule I try to resist the temptation of texting in the morning, at least wait until the early afternoon.
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[–]ImHumanBeepBoopBeep 94 points95 points96 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude you just rolled out and made some friends, making the jump on getting a threesome is so totally TV sitcom of you.
Check yourself before you ruin the potential of even getting one girl by acting like they want a threesome.
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[–]ImHumanBeepBoopBeep 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why don't you ask the one you're texting out on an actual date if she's warming up to you? Minigolf or swimming/picnic - something summery? You'll want to jump in the date space before you're a permanent friend zone. If you continue suggesting things for all three of you, neither one of them are going to think you're interested in either. But if you suggest a threesome, they might think you're a creep. But if you just ask the one you're getting to know out to have some fun, something real cool might happen.
[–]099uyx 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t limit yourself, just see where it goes.
[–]RedEyeBlackEye1 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FOCUS on the 1 that replied first. Setup a Meetup(at a public spot), feel each other out, talk, laugh, flirt, kino(like a motherfxxker), invite her back to your place(or another "secluded" spot where you can be alone)...FXXK HER.
[–]nam292 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What's with this 'waiting'. If I want to hang again I text and reply asap.
[–]macroxela 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Personally I've had more success when I text them early in the morning. It shows that you're one of the first thoughts you have before going on with your life.
[–]099uyx 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then keep doing what you’re doing.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well done! My first ever one night stand happened during a solo night out. It really was a transformational experience for me. I’d be happy to share the experience one day in detail and go over my emotions and how everything turned out that night. 7 years later, I still embrace those lessons learned to this day.
[–]nath1608 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Share some wisdom
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please!!
[–]AllMyHoesWearJoggers 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gonna be real bro, if they told you they were down for anything... probably should've escalated that night and took them home. However, I wish you good luck my man, Godspeed!
[–]d00b661 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, woman are in the moment and they about it right then and there. You gotta make the move rocky motha fucken asap.
It's not bad for a solo night out though. Big lesson learned for our boy.
[–]bmunger718 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Numbers should not be celebrated what should be celebrated is your bravery. What ever happens who cares just keep approaching and level up as a man and you will succeed. I’m not gonna lie I’m just not a natural talker but I will approach and I applaud you for going out alone.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why does that mean you will succeed? How do you know?
[–]cant_breathe_here 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m new to my area and posts of going out alone are always inspiring. Congrats!
[–]nevertextgoodnight 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's good shit bro
I've gone out a couple times alone but if my goal is to only meet women while doing so I get bored quick
When I've gone out just to have a good time I've had better experiences with nothing different than the mentality
[–]OppositePassenger806 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t keep your hopes up. See what happens. And never text that soon. I think the threesome idea is wishful thinking.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Huge balls going out solo man good shit. Still trying to get myself to do it
[–]RedEyeBlackEye1 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If not looksmaxxing, you're "leaving money on the table", OP.
If they are really the down for anything types, then you can really get their sexual interest up by making just a few minor tweaks to your looks/appearance.
1) haircut for your face shape. Should accentuate your face shape, be masculine, and cool looking.
2) grow a short beard or stubble. Keep it trimmed to 4-6mm(aesthetics and attraction sweet spot, takes about 5-10days to grow to length), keep the sideburnlines, cheeklines, and neckline edged up.
3) STEPS 1-2 ABOVE WILL INCREASE YOUR LOOKS BY 2-3PTS INSTANTLY. Fix your posture, walk with masculine swagger like thor, gosling, or the Rock.
Just try these quick looksmaxxing 3 steps and see if they don't make a HUGE IMPROVEMENT IN HOW FEMALES BEHAVE WITH YOU. What do you have to loose?
Edit: even if the opportunity is gone with the 2 chicks in the post, you'll still get LOTS OF FEMALE ATTENTION AND POSITIVE FEEDBACK BY FOLLOWING THE 3 STEPS ABOVE, OP.
[+]Available-Outside-19 -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely not #2! Tons of women do NOT like facial hair! Especially if you ever intend on “going down” on her at a later stage. As clean shaved as a baby’s bottom and don’t forget the aftershave and/or cologne aka “cat nip”.
[–]07110518 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
vomits in female
[–]RedEyeBlackEye1 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]07110518 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, seriously, this sound awful! Are you a woman yourself? Or a man? Because if you’re a man I don’t know which type of women you encountered, but they’d definitely be a different species...
[–]jordan20x1 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bigger balls than me going out solo and approaching that’s for sure.
[–]FlanneryODostoevsky 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This really proves its all about just taking shots over and over. A numbers game and the only skill you can really have is being open to talking to new people as youre being yourself.
[–]FlanneryODostoevsky 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what its all about. Experiences like that help deal with future rejections.
[–]AutistNerd 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Update bro! How did it go ?! Did them reply to you ?
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]NiKing9 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What happened next?
[–]fingerzfuckz 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They might have just been having some fun and not thinking much of it. Play it cool, don’t seem too eager!
[–]dirtycoach17 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn. If you ever do hook up with one or both of these girls make sure to double bag.
good job man! proud of u!
[–]FeelingRisk89 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
shulda banged then
[–]AllMyHoesWearJoggers 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know why you're being downvoted, you're not wrong.
[+]Fearless-Physics -11 points-10 points-9 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I don't know, but this is somehow... disgusting. I got the feeling that they wanted to have fun hanging around and then I read your thought about this. How can you be so fixes on sex? Especially in such a situation with a duo. I don't understand.
[–]AllMyHoesWearJoggers -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Found the virgin...
[–]Fearless-Physics -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Do I look like a mirror? Nice try though.
Funny how anybody who is merely slightly disgusted by people obviously mainly thinking about sex is a virgin to you. There are also people to whom sex is not everything, y'know? You don't, obviously...
[–]AllMyHoesWearJoggers -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Guys want sex... Girls want Comfort/Security. Mature guys have accepted this biological fact and have come to terms with their sexuality in one way or another.
You seem to be in denial. So what, you go night gaming to find your future wife based on her personality...? You're either delusional or sexually inexperienced, hence a virgin.
[–]Fearless-Physics -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Both guys and girls want sex. Girls do want comfort and security and the proper guys want to provide that. Every guy/human with common sense has accepted this biological fact and have come to terms with their sexuality in one way or another.
That still has nothing to do with any made-up bullshit "facts", like the statement that everybody is same. Try making the move for the threesome if you were OP, you think these girls would react openly? You definitely think that they would, and while this might be true in some cases, it's definitely not like that every time. I merely said what I felt when reading this, which is disgust triggered by the recognition of somebody who has only sex in mind. I'm not in denial of anything here, I was just surprised to see this and I honestly think that this does not make for a good partner at all. It's the polygamous human nature which radiates from this, but not anything that would imply a good partnership at all.
Now, what the hell does gaming have to do with finding one's future wife?
I am not sexually inexperienced. I am however in seek of knowledge regarding dating and seduction, yes. That's why I am on this sub, partly. But I am also in a thousand other subs, this is reddit after all. How the heck does your path of thought look like during all of that shyte you puke through your keyboard right there?
Now tell me, what are you? Because based on the names you call me, the way of how quickly you come to conclusions based on arbirtary shit, your pathetic username and your cringy "profile description" I wouldn't exactly call you even anywhere near mature. In fact, what you typed there is EXACTLY what indicates an actual virgin. Yet you call others virgin... That's sad. And delusional.
[–]AllMyHoesWearJoggers -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not here to read your dissertation. Grow a pair or don't... I could care less.
[–]Fearless-Physics 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, big boy "bitch catcher" responded. That's funny, I was actually gonna say the same and that I won't respond because you are a pure waste of time not even worth reading or responding to. However, it is in your best interest to read that. So either grow a pair and read the truth or don't and stay an empty-headed virgin forever. I couldnt care less.
Well, cause he’s right :P
[+][deleted] -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You could have fucked both in an alley that evening.
If i could get girls to say they were the fun ones in their group, i would go for it, i cant even approach a girl.
How the hell do you just strike up conversation ?
[–]dPensive 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think a big part of it is to not expect or think about possible sex, I came here to say this to OP more than you, but perhaps it's more pertinent to you.
Either way, "lowkey feeling" is not a presumption you wanna ride on :)
[–]AllMyHoesWearJoggers 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
An alley... Bruh 🤦🏾♂️
Yes, why not
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This doesnt mean a thing
[–]LakersAreTerrible25 -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would've waited a week at least. Especially in the case where this is two girls and not one. You want them to think you have a life outside of them. To get the threesome, you need to not insinuate that's your intention. Until the point of where you have two of them in your bed and are making the move. Perseverance is key to fucking two girls at the same time
[–]TeslaNicole -5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But did you fuck them?
[+][deleted] -28 points-27 points-26 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I've gotten over a 100 numbers without having sex with any of them. Don't get too confident. Last 2 numbers I got were from some dyke chicks who probably like pussy more than I do
This isn't a "numbers game" at over 100, it's your fault as you are the only common denominator. You're probably a bad texter, simple as that.
I'm working on my game. I just found some new guide on seduction and comparing notes I really see a lot of problems I had with a lot of women. Like not complimenting their breasts or ass for example.
[–]Conscious-Trifle-137 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats partly your problem though, sure a number can easily lead nowhere but you can make it go somewhere a fair percentage of the time
[–]changthaiman 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You could have worded this better lol
[–]GoodMorningWanka 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wdym, numbers are so sexy.
reddit needs an automatic paragraph after a certain number of words
[–]throwawaycollegeacco 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the most redditor shit ive ever heard “they gave me their numbers so theyre probably down for a threesome!!1!”
[–]FussRoDa 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]genesiscz 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wanna hear an aftermath! !remindme 1 week
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