My guide on how to kiss girls at clubs.

Hey everyone. Currently at the hospital and I am pretty bored and in big pain. Whatever, who cares.

I do my game mostly at clubs. That's where I feel comfortable and natural. That's where I like to do it so I will give you my best tips on it.

I am no expert or something, but I have kissed over 30 girls in the course of 7 months. I think I can give my 2 cents for anyone interested.

Preparation

Prepare your body : This means to get enough sleep beforehand, make sure you have energy and you are not hungry. If you plan on drinking beer or coke or anything really, then don't drink milk for at least 5 hours. I once made that mistake and when I met a girl I was feeling so sick and even went to the bathroom to puke but nothing was coming out. I didn't get the girl in the end.

Hygiene stuff : Not much to say about that. Go to the bathroom, take a big shit and then go shower. Clean yourself, brush your teeth, cut your nails, shave if you want to (and shave pubic area), apply deodorant, clean your blackheads etc. You should take care of your self because that matters a lot.

Dressing/Appearance : Wear what you think suits you best. I recommend to wear fitting clothes. Don't complicate it. My bread and butter are blue jeans with a plain black fitting shirt and boots. And my leather jacket of course. It works wonders. After doing that, style your hair, apply perfume, last minute details and get your ass out.

In the club

Entry : Try to be cool and chill the fuck out. If the line is long, then you should try to talk to people. Especially girls. If you meet a girl outside and you see that she is into you, then you can get a kiss from her pretty easily later on. Now, I don't believe what everyone says that you should enter like you own the place but you should have a smile on your face. Make eye contact with everyone.

The first few minutes : Get yourself a drink. DON'T GET DRUNK if you want to get a girl. If you are there to have fun only, then you can drink as much as you think it will take you to have fun. Again, don't drink if you want to get girls. I usually drink whiskey and coke. I drink it from the glass and not through a straw. Then, chill on the bar. Enjoy your drink. You have a long way to go. Try to make eye contact with girls. However, don't be that obvious idiot. Do it subtly. Keep a smile on your face the whole time. A smirk actually. Get yourself in the mood.

Time for the dancefloor fella : I usually spend my first half an hour only dancing, with friends or alone if I'm solo and have not made any friends so far. Keep it casual. No crazy moves. Have some fun for fucks sake. Again, be smiling the whole time. Make eye contact with girls again. It's time to scan the ones that seem interested. This can be simple and it can be hard. Look for IOI's. Her smiling, holding eye contact or looking at you several times etc.

Please note something : Some girls, even when they give you big IOI's right?, are going to reject you. There is no "special" reason behind this. But some of them include : -it's a confidence boost for them. Think about it, you choose to hit on her and not het 2,3,4,9999 other friends. It makes her feel more beautiful among her friends. -You misunderstood the IOI'S. (You probably didn't, relax.) -???? Can be many more things.

This brings me to my next point

Accept rejection. It's there to make you grow. Yes, yes I know. We have all had something like this : "Hey girl, you really can dance". "Fuck off" Or "Hey, I like your energy". silence It sucks. It always will. But you have to embrace it. It happens all the time. Every rejection that you get makes the next one less painful. You better get rejected than stuck with "what if". That's a disease.

Take a break from dancing. Go to the smoking area and smoke if you do or just get fresh air. "Excuse me, can I borrow your lighter?" is a great way to start a conversation. Or if you don't smoke just approach girls. Find what works for you. "Hey, let's talk" or "Is that gin tonic?" will get you started. Be funny, be non needy, neg her, kino her. If she shows compliance and looks comfortable, escalate. More on that later.

Go back to the dancefloor and start approaching girls : This doesn't mean that you should only do that. You should be still dancing and having a good time. Girls notice that and you become more attractive to them. Notice something about the girl and point it out or better yet, go up to the girls you met in the smoking area or the entry line and say hi. Your goal is to get her and you talking. If she's giving the right signs, then go to the next step.

ISOLATE, ISOLATE, ISOLATE : Can't stress this enough. Girls become 10 times more open and wild when they are alone with you. I have had girls that nade the first move after isolating them. Try to do it and good things will happen.

Escalate you faggot. "Show me your best dance moves" or "let's dance" will do the trick. And then grab her both hands and start dancing. Or do that without saying anything. Again, if she says no or her body language isn't that good, back off, go to another girl. No need for anything fancy. Just spin her one or two times (if you don't know how to spin a girl then you are an idiot), spin yourself and start grinding your leg on her thigh. This turns them on. Then, suddenly break and dance solo. Then initiate contact again. Grind your dick on her sweet ass.

The kiss : No fancy lines need here but I will give you a few : "I wonder if you kiss as well as you dance", "Wait, do you have green eyes?" then look at her and go for it or tell her to close her eyes or something, you get the point. My biggest tip here? Simple. Just go for it. Girls want kisses to happen. Go for it! If she turns her head or something, laugh it off. "That was the best kiss ever." is funny and non needy. Try again later but if you see she's not going to kiss you then move on.

Phone number and the morning after : You should try to get her phone number before the kiss. I don't bother taking theirs anymore. I just give mine. I don't have to do anything. Either she texts me or she doesn't. But that's personal preference. "hey, let's hang out soon. What's your number?"

pulling : I don't have a lot of experience on this one yet but I think that if you tell her to go back to your place then there's a good chance that you will get laid.

Realise that bad nights exist : I had nights where I kissed several girls in one night and other nights that I wanted to cry about. Just keep going no matter what.

And that's my guide on how to kiss girls at clubs. If you have any questions then feel free to ask.

Now wish me luck to fight against this shitty migraine. See ya biatchez.