How to not be a thirsty niceguy simp 101 with Jon Snow

FreakinEnigma · 2020-10-03T04:43:28+00:00

Jon Snow is probably not the best example to not being simp

ProNukaj · 2020-10-02T23:25:02+00:00

He didn't bend the knee so she sucked the D ( therefore bending her own knees )

lulpwned · 2020-10-03T11:58:12+00:00

Later: "your m'queen. I dun wan it"

Chabubu · 2020-10-03T04:25:32+00:00

What is this from?

Seems vaguely familiar but I must have completely blocked it from my mind.

Is it a movie?

riderrider189 · 2020-10-03T10:21:32+00:00

Whats a simp

bluedrygrass · 2020-10-03T14:07:20+00:00

.....with...... who? John fucking Snow? John Snow is the fictional KING of all the fictional simps. John Snow is the DEFINITION of simp, lol.

He might have said the phrase in the picture, but for 90% of the time and for the last, like, 4 seasons he was her little personal lapdog. No, that was her dragon.

He was the one that had to lick her asshole clean after she finished shitting. And say "thank you ma'am"

Seriously, he spent the last 3 seasons saying only two things, one of them was "she muh qween".

THAT guy is your hero, op? Gtfo, lol.

PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL · 2020-10-03T04:19:49+00:00

Sad thing is Kit Harington is pretty much the king of the Simps in real life.

Morc-Glork · 2020-10-03T05:14:27+00:00

The true heir to the throne

mournfulmonk · 2020-10-03T14:10:08+00:00

I make my own options.
-Skipper the Penguin, from Madagascar.

skld2assassin · 2020-10-03T03:15:54+00:00

Love it

YetzirahToAhssiah · 2020-10-03T13:49:52+00:00

Hey folks, some are waiting for the rest of the books to come out. This is a major spoiler alert, as in the books, Daenarys hasn't even reached Westeros.

Please stop with GoT memes.

nick89011 · 2020-10-03T06:55:17+00:00

boring ass show

bluedrygrass · 2020-10-03T13:58:34+00:00

Clarification: I am Jon Snow in many ways. The warrior on a path thru trial and tribulation , the story of Odysseus kinda. I think it was season 2 he said he was a virgin. Point is I'm 26 and feel like I've been thru an awful lot of shit but still unlucky in love. But I keep on keeping on. Also, the hardship kinda grinds the niceguy side outta ya and you stop trying to please girls like they're queens because their shit stinks the same way yours does

Title	How to not be a thirsty niceguy simp 101 with Jon Snow
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Upvotes	1236
Comments	49
Date	October 2, 2020 11:08 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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