HUGE success for me tonight. This is a new account I just made that I will use to post FR's for now on, (inspired by TOFU). Post your FR's! Not only do they help motivate each other in seddit, it is the best way to learn. I apologize for the length of this FR, it is my first time writing one out but it is GOLD.
Intro: I am home visiting family over Christmas. I recently got out of a long relationship, and reading the posts on seddit had my mind on one thing: Pick up.
The very first night in town I met up with several friends that knew of a house party. House parties aren't really my thing and I was feeling pretty traveling lagged but I wasn't going to let that stop me from seeing what the night might have in store for me. Drove to the house party and met up with the few (maybe three) people that I knew going who met me outside to help show me in. Following them around to the backyard, I realized I recognized several people that I met a few times prior that socializes with guys that invited me. Among that group was a really attractive HB8 and her friend, an HB7. I wasn't sure if the mutual friends would recognize me or not but decided "fuck it," I would strike up a stellar conversation with them with a big entrance and see where it would land me with the HB8 and her friend. My friends that led me in went to introduce me to their friends and before they could finish I went it for a BIG impact introduction. I decided that If I recognized them, they had to have recognized me and there was no point in pretending other wise.
I went in swinging like I was hitting for the bleachers and greeted the first mutual friend I saw with a huge smile and man - hug like he was a long lost friend separated at birth and we where just now being reunited. It went so well that even before I finished his best friend next to him was already lining up to receive his acknowledgment and the HB8 and her friend where following suit. It was literally like he was waiting to hump my leg and in doing so she was completely focused on me like you wouldn't believe. I gave the same warm welcoming to him like giving a bone to a patient dog that has been waiting outside, while I watched the HB8 whisper directly into my friends ear with a slight confused look without ever breaking direct eye contact with me grinning from ear to ear. I moved on to her when I was done with her and gave her the look that you would give a 9 year old niece at a Christmas party who's name you forgot. I transitioned right over to her with a big patronizing "OHHHHHHH I'm Sorrry, what's your name again??? :)" and even though it was clear we had never met, she fell right into it almost thanking me for making it so easy for ME to let her introduce HERSELF. I could not believe it, she was completely eating out of the palms of my hands just because I had made a big introduction and threw her a bone.
For the rest of the night it was like the momentum just continued to build up by my entrance. Both her (the HB8) and her friend the HB7 looked at me stare - eyed when ever I talked to either of the guys in talking in the group, it was SO easy to engage them after that. They were pretty much making themselves available to me to engage at any time by ignoring everyone else. Big introductions DO work!
The party was starting to wind down and the HB8 said she was tired of staying up so late so I suggested that we sat off the the side of the party and people watch. She was clearly giving me enough IOI's that I wanted to see how she would react to me separating the two of us from her friend and mine. She JUMPED on the offer as soon as I said it "Me too I feel so jet lagged, let's take a seat on that rock and people watch from a distance."
Eventually, her HB7 friend wanted to leave and came looking for her. I number closed by letting her know that I was only going to be in town for a week and suggesting that hang out and have a good time before we leave while at the same time handing her my phone. The whole time she was smiling with stars in her eyes like when I first opened the group and dialed her number from my phone. We exchanged good byes and she took her friend home.
For the rest of the week I was fucking sick and did not leave bed. I was so frustrated because of how well that night went that here I was not doing a single thing with the fruit of my actions. We texted here and there for the next couple of days ( I made it a point not to engage in ANY small talk. I let her know the day I was leaving and said I would reserve at least the last night for her, which she seemed to really like).Tonight was my last night and I texted her early, around 5pm with "getting into anything fun tonight?." Turns out she was being dragged along to a strip club for her first time because of a friends birthday. I JUMPED at the opportunity and she suggested I tag along.
Fast forward to the strip club. If you ever, EVER end up going to a strip club with a girl, for jesus FUCK use it to your advantage! you would not BELIEVE how horny you can get them if you play your cards right. The following advice I am not suggesting to take a girl to a strip club as a date. All I am saying is if you end up at one, with a girl, this is what you do. DO NOT be creepy and oogle the naked strippers and ignore the girls you brought like it is your first time seeing a pair of tits. Engage the strippers to interact with your lady friends and they will get into the erotic vibe of the place. For starters, for every stripper (and I mean everyone) that came up to me asking if I "wanted a dance," I would smile, put my hand around the HB8 and say "actually, this is her FIRST. Time. Here. And, she said that YOU are her FAVORITE girl HERE!." They swarmed all OVER the hb8 like bee's to honey! it was AWESOME. After doing that for a while, I led the HB8 by the hand to sit down with me in front of the stage. There was only one seat left (Oh bummer LOL) and had her share it with me. I took out a dollar out of my pocket and said something a long the lines of "have you ever fed ducks at the pond with a loaf of bread?" - "um, yea?" - "Well here is your bread!" I took out a dollar bill out of my pocket, folded it into half and set it on top of her head at the precise moment when one of the strippers that I got the HB8 to admit was attractive came by. The stripper looked at the HB8's huge smile and look of shock, with a folded dollar bill just perfectly placed on top of her head and swooped down and motor boated the hb8 while taking the bill with her boobs. It. Was. Awesome. It's her first time at a strip club, EVER, and I've got one of the hottest strippers in the place motor boating her while she is sitting on my lap.
For the rest of the night at the strip club (we didn't stay long), I played the "OMG IT's her FIRST TIME HERE!" Lean in and whisper "AND it's her birthday!" and give the girls a sly wink. The rest of the time there I compared bodies of the strippers with the HB8 until she started saying things like "i think I could do that" to "I could definitely do that - sly look in the eyes" me: "why don't you get on stage then Big Grin" her: "Welllll... I don't know I don't want to make her look back." Me: "Ok, I GUESS (and I made a huge theatrical big deal) I'll just HAVE to take your word for it. For the time being. But until you show me she gets all the attention!"
After the strip club we rolled to a bar near by (my idea), and the HB8 just stared at me the entire time as if she could not believe the sequence of events that had just taken place. She looked like she had just been steam rolled. This entire time her HB7 friend competed for both of my attention and hers - but we ignored her - so she fought for the attention of the AFC's (the mutual friends) that were gaga-ing over the strippers. Worked out perfect for me. The night was getting later and she hinted at wanted to go home, but insisted that I come along. It was obvious the level of attraction that had been built on throughout the night was at a climax. We left her friend with the AFC's and she drove straight to her place (she even offered to drive). HUGE IOI's here. We got there and she got REALLY shy, but kept hinting at me coming in.
If you are ever, EVER alone with a girl out side of her place and she hints in any WAY shape OR FORM to come it, take it and fucking run with it. It is a HUGE IOI. It is her thinking "I reallllly want him to come in, but I want to give him any excuse to bail incase he is not that into me so I don't look bad." I accepted her offer to go inside, locked the door behind me and just straight. up. CAVE MANED." I said something really pointless about her couch (does not matter AT ALL when you get to that point) and grabbed a full hand full of her hair at the back of her head behind her ears and brought her right into me, VERY slowly. We kissed very passionately in a true cave man fashion and F-closed right there on her floor, ending up in her bed. HUGE SUCCESS.
If I can say anything at all when you open a set, you want your introductions to be a HUGE impact crushing the earth because it builds SO MUCH social proof that it keeps everyone interested for the rest of the night. If you steamroll the introduction you can ride the momentum for the rest of the night! BIG INTRODUCTIONS = ASTRONOMICAL SOCIAL PROOF.
Note: any grammar and spelling mistakes are due to it being 6 in the morning and wanted to just share the excitement of the night with you. There was no proof reading in this post!
