Hey guys, I only recently found seddit and realised that Text Game basics were being posted all over the place. In my phone I keep a whole heap of drafts for different purposes when texting girls, feel free to add your own or copy them. Alot of these I didn't come up with but use them all the time, basically they work.

Pings - Getting a girl to reply

"I just met your twin in town, she wasn't as rude as you though :)" This usually leads to a girl texting back trying to qualify, over exaggerate something that she did/didn't do.

"Been hitting on many other guys today?" I always text this right after I meet a girl during daygame, one of my favourites.

"Turns out I'm 20% more awesome today, how was your day?" Use this a lot one or two days after I meet someone.

"Guess what" Obvious.

"We need to talk, I think I might be pregnant :)" Its funny, always warrants a reply

"you never write, you never call. The kids want to know when mum is coming home. What am I supposed to tell them?" This is brilliant, instantly brings in a role play which can last much longer than you would ever expect.

"Going into surgery tomorrow, pray for me!" Be VERY careful with this one, I upset a girl quite a lot when I said this out of the blue. Follow up with "I have to get my awesomeness reduced by 40%"*. Make sure she realises its a joke, it fluctuates emotions, but must be done correctly.

Booty Calls - Usually need to be fairly calibrated for this

"Bible study... My house.. tonight, look pretty for Jesus :)"

"you should come around for pizza and sex soon" Will probably get a negative reply, a simple "you don't like pizza? :(" works wonders. Don't have many of these because they are very risky.

Fluffing - Stuff that just fits in almost everywhere

"Lucky I'm a moral rock" Say this after anything sexual, use at will really.

"No booty calls after 11pm please, I need my beauty sleep" Helpful to tag on towards the end of a dying conversation after you have said goodbye.

If the girl is commenting on how you're up late, or if you plan to still go out late, and she's wondering how you're not falling asleep or whatever just say: "No rest for the wicked".

If anyone has any more that work for you feel free to post them and I might add them to the list. I have all these messages saved into my phone, I suggest you do the same. Don't ever use the same one twice on a girl, you will become boring very quickly. Good luck and have fun.

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