This passed year I posted in Seddit and received a good amount of positive feedback. So, I decided I'd like to share with all fellow Sedditors a couple tricks i've learned in my recent two months of being single. Every girl wants the "Mysterious badboy", but without being a badboy. I'm quite certain I cracked this code, here's how to get the old "You're so mysterious, it drives me crazy!" just after a few interactions.

  • In times of silence, just smirk and hold eye contact (Study James Bond for perfection of this)
  • NEVER express feelings towards the girl until a relationship is established. If she says she likes you, make a joke about it and kiss her.
  • Be conscious of how you feel. If something she says isn't funny, don't laugh. If it didn't bother you, don't act like it did.
  • Nothing is always better than something. You aren't required to speak. If you don't have a response, move slowly and hold eye contact.
  • Move slow. Think of all the villains in any movie - how do they walk? Like they have no time constraint. Just relax, you'll get where you're going.
  • Sit back in your chair. Relax. Watch her smile everytime you make her nervous because of the above techniques. Eventually, you'll be making out and get the golden I Want You sign. "I never know what you're thinking!"