Orgasm Order Form to get her off.

exophrine · 2018-11-29T07:12:43+00:00

The Incel Guide to Sex

Ddub4 · 2018-11-29T07:30:50+00:00

bring a girl home from the bar hey girl mind filling out this vague form out real quick?

testpostignorepls · 2018-11-29T06:16:04+00:00

This is aspie as fuck, but if you're comfortable sexually it might provoke a good laugh (and sex)

brinkrunner · 2018-11-29T08:10:41+00:00

"tushy play" made me cringe into the moon

funnyfaceguy · 2018-11-29T07:09:03+00:00

Nothing is sexier than forms lol

granted women tend to be very different relative to men when it comes to sex and have widely varying preferences but if you're conformable enough to send a form then you're comfortable enough to just ask

Donnage · 2018-11-29T07:38:31+00:00

This is something Dennis Reynolds would think up.

meltboro · 2018-11-29T05:58:41+00:00

I feel like a guy that has no idea what women like made this

ajbrooks192 · 2018-11-29T06:57:44+00:00

Why is the fingerbanging box bigger and more detailed than the sex box? Why is oral sex reduced to one question?

ntipz011 · 2018-11-29T10:53:20+00:00

I just sent it to my fuck buddy, will report back

WerkinAndDerpin · 2018-11-29T07:35:53+00:00

I’ll have what she’s having

Cerqus · 2018-11-29T05:12:14+00:00

Link: www.o.school

Kaze_Senshi · 2018-11-29T09:08:39+00:00

The first question should use selection buttons instead of radio ones

BonelessSkinless · 2018-11-29T13:05:31+00:00

Girls liked getting choked nowadays a lot since a lot of guys dont do it. Try it out and see if the kink delivers

Darnag7 · 2018-11-29T13:15:56+00:00

I know it's kind of a joke but it's kind of a good idea. It reminds you to check in with your partner during sex especially if you're just getting started with them.

Also, it provides a wonderful opportunity to remind people to ask before erotically choking someone. It's the polite thing to do. :)

henney22 · 2018-11-29T13:44:27+00:00

A bureaucrats guide to womans pleasure. Hermie conrad would be proud.

CleanWholesomePhun · 2018-11-29T14:19:21+00:00

If both parties have a really bizarre sense of humor this could be a good thing.

alreadytakenuname · 2018-11-29T04:07:18+00:00

Sauce

ledbymorpheus · 2018-11-29T08:38:39+00:00

Is this meant to be a joke?

wheat_blazer · 2018-11-29T10:28:43+00:00

thats cute :)

Sarcastic_Italian995 · 2018-11-29T23:48:38+00:00

Hahahahah this would be helpful

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absolutenull0 · 2018-12-02T00:24:06+00:00

A clear way to show you have interest in her preferences. Forms of this sort are fairly common in the BDSM world, though usually as part of a "contract." Those that think this is ridiculous are, sadly, underinformed or "fuckbois."

Title	Orgasm Order Form to get her off.
Author	Cerqus
Upvotes	319
Comments	42
Date	November 29, 2018 2:24 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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