Quick WTF moment from last night

DueceSeven · 2011-07-04T21:08:37+00:00

She was blowing you off. If she was really married she would've said 'I left my wedding ring at my house'.

If she's married she would be living with her husband....

InferiousX · 2011-07-05T03:22:59+00:00

I went in for a K close (a date from LOOOONNGG ago) and the girl backed away.

"I can't I'm seeing someone."

Me: "You are? I didn't know." (chick was totally acting like she didn't the entire night)

Her: "Yea, you know him. Bill."

Me: "Bill who?"

Her: "Bill Nye."

Me: ".......the science guy?"

Her: "Er..yes."

Replace my brain with the word "WAT" in a comic book style illustration, and that's the best way I can describe the scene.

I just said "Have a good night" and got in my car and drove off, bewildered for hours.

huxley2112 · 2011-07-04T21:54:07+00:00

When I was in college, a girl I lived in the dorms with was always hanging on me, flirting with me, and generally making me uncomfortable. She was very cute and super nice, just not my type. I liked being friends with her because we got along well, but she was very clingy.

One night, she finds her way to my room and comes up with an excuse to stay the night. I am hammered, so I pass out in my bed, she sleeps on the couch opposite my bed (I had a single room at the time).

I wake up to her lifting up my sheets and crawling into my bed with me. I finally give in, mostly because my level of inebriation, but also because I was thinking maybe she would back off a little if I finally gave in (drunkard thinking). Things start getting hot and heavy, both of us are naked, and she very succinctly says "I want to fuck you so bad right now."

I put a condom on, she climbs on top of me and starts to grind away. About 5 minutes in, she goes from moaning to crying. I've never lost a hard on so fast. She goes from crying to weeping, so I start putting my clothes on and handing hers to her. She then launches into a tirade about how she didn't want me to think she was a slut, and how she was cheating on her boyfriend back home (who I had no clue about). She gets dressed, apologizes profusely, and leaves. All I could think was WTF just happened?

Side note: One of my buddies in the dorms heard through my door what was going on, so the next day he asked me about it. I told him the story, and asked that he keep it between us as I didn't want her to get made fun of or get harassed by the rest of the guys in the dorm. Being a good guy, he never told anyone. Fast forward a few days later and we are all hanging out in the dorms, and Derpina (crying girl) is hanging out with everyone. At some point, she gets up and leaves. A few minutes later someone asks "Where did Derpina go?" My buddy looks straight at me and says "She started crying all of a sudden and left." I shoot him a "fuck off" glare, and we both start laughing. Thankfully no one else inquired as to why we were laughing.

Oh, dorm life.

2011-07-04T23:26:33+00:00

Immediately after sex - we're talking like 30 seconds after ejaculation - "this is the first time since my abortion."

2011-07-05T00:00:43+00:00

First time I took her home, had my condom completely disappear inside her, took us more than half an hour and some really close collaboration to finally get it out. We could both laugh about it though and had quite a long and great relationship after that.

Lol, thinking back of all this I have had quite a few WTF moments in my life so far...

2011-07-04T23:12:44+00:00

Yesterday I had a pretty hot, rather posh British girl tell me "You are super hot, super cute, normally I would go home with you in an instant but somehow you're just not my type, I don't know what it is but... I think you are too tall."

Gave me an ego-boost but totally confused me as well. I struck out with about five girls last night who were first giving big IOIs and once I tried to run game they lost interest.

I still don't get why....

kingoflimbz · 2011-07-04T21:20:34+00:00

I had a lady once tell me that she used be addicted to meth and had 10 kids and that my dick was on her knee.

Oh well, you win some and lose some.

elmcityalpha · 2011-07-04T23:26:23+00:00

Met a girl after last call at the bar, instant attraction & kino. K-close within 5 min and got her to come back to my place which was a few blocks from the bar. We get back to my place and start making out, sitting on the edge of my bed. Her shirt comes off, shes touching me a lot, I'm thinking "i'm definitely about to get laid".

After making out for a bit, she falls backward onto my bed to get into a horizontal position. She SLAMMED her head into a shelf that's attached to the wall next to my bed. We are both drunk so we giggle about it at the time and continue making out. 2 min later she went from being touchy and smiley to looking confused and she says "where am I? Who are you?" & looking out my window looking freaked out like she truly had no idea where she was. At the time I thought she was black out drunk but you don't go from pulling MY clothes off to "who are you" in less than a minute because of alcohol.

Turns out, she sustained a mild concussion. Did not f-close that night. SO CLOSE!

TL;DR: met a girl at the bar and got her back to my place. Things were going well until she sustained a mild concussion.

intjpua · 2011-07-05T05:03:12+00:00

I just started dating a girl who turned out is married. It's an open thing, and they don't live together...it seems to actually be mostly for economic purposes. They do sleep together now and then, though. It happens. I don't even really consider it a WTF kinda thing, as I've run across poly girls so often...I guess I attract the weird ones.

maxormis · 2011-07-05T08:47:57+00:00

Went to a crowded bar with two girls I met that evening. I'm a bit wasted but apparently alpha es hell. The girls are at the bar while I met some chode friends at the other end of the room and keep rotating between both groups.

As I struggle my way through the crowd there is HB8+ sitting on a barstool and I push my way by her side apparently grinding her hard on her leg which I thought was the bar stool (didn't see because of her skirt and the angle she was sitting).

In my drunken state I ask her "Is this the barstool or part of your body?". She looks at me like WTF who is this guy who dares to insult me and starts to pat my belly as to suggest how I'm a fatty myself. I tell her "Yeah rub yourself on the buddha's belly and you'll get a free wish" - 1 second later I have her tongue deep in my mouth as she jumps me!

Two sentences exchanged -> makeout. I'm so blown out the water that I push her away (after making out) and tell her to not be so greedy and walk away.

revolved · 2011-07-05T16:55:00+00:00

I was winging with a friend, and pulled aside this older (yet very attractive) woman. My friend was dancing away with the younger blonde on the dancefloor, so my only thought was isolate. We went onto a bench and I offered to read her palm. She smiled at me and said "you don't know me very well..." I responded "Well perhaps I could learn more by reading your palm.."

She pulled out her arm from underneath her shawl and her hand was disfigured.

sanriver12 · 2011-07-04T23:57:19+00:00

Oh oh, another one: did some naughty things with a woman twice my age in a dark corner in the street, and right after she comes she starts giggling and almost laughing hysterically and hopping around and going all Oh My goooooooooooood... After a couple of minutes when she finally calms down she looks at me and says 'excuse me for that, I am having a bit of a moment here.'

Quite endearing really :-) I suspect I really gave her one of the most memorable experiences of her (married and rather conventional from what she told me) life :-)

TheSonofLiberty · 2011-07-04T21:46:14+00:00

or if she was really married, she wouldnt have said anything about a husband, maybe until breakfast the next morning

razqel · 2011-07-04T23:50:25+00:00

Drunk party night in another country, took some girl home from a club to my place, and just as I am about to enter her: 'by the way I am a virgin, but it's ok, please go on'.

Shitfaced as I was at that point, being a true gentleman I of course told her we couldn't do this, she deserved the first time to be more special etc etc, but she did give a pretty mean blowjob :-D

unoriginalsin · 2011-07-05T01:46:16+00:00

Tell her to call him and have him bring it to her.

Papshmire · 2011-07-05T21:10:19+00:00

I ran into this girl who happened to be the sister of a friend of mine. She was pretty attractive, and she was totally into every aspect about me. So it wasn't too difficult to end up fucking like rabbits, and a week after not seeing her we ended up hanging out among some friends.

Out of the blue, she turns to me and says how much I [ME!] look like her brother (that's not the first time I've been told that by other people too.)

senfmeister · 2011-07-05T00:41:28+00:00

She might have been poly, and was trying to bring it up in a more natural way to see if you would be okay with it.

danxmason · 2011-07-05T01:22:14+00:00

Hahah "my husband's house".

OCTANExXx · 2011-07-07T02:09:57+00:00

you should of said, "cool, let's go to your house together to get it!"

Title	Quick WTF moment from last night
Author	jaafc
Upvotes	47
Comments	39
Date	July 4, 2011 6:58 PM UTC (15 years ago)
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