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[–]_SAKE 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait so women masturbate too?
So you’re saying it’s possible that my crush is at home masturbating to me???
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do not say hoe or anything demeaning about other women...
[–]Agreable_Actuator84 27 points28 points29 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like the idea of giving any reason but her physical attributes, but Even that, if done in a funny, self amusing way it would probably work anyway. Maybe, to demonstrate humor say, I saw you had a keen eye for quality tomatoes and I like that in a woman. Most women squeeze them too hard, but you had the perfect combination of firm yet gentle.
[–]restingburritoface 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
“I observed that we have a mutual fondness for fruit by the foot.”
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]SnooPets1514 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly I wouldn’t validate her too much. I’d say something along the lines of, ‘I thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you’
[–]Good-Phrase 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she was looking at produce at the time be like idk I noticed you know how to pick a fine rutabaga or some shit lol good for you for that approach btw
[–]theprufeshanul 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say you were out shopping for some melons when she caught your eye.
[–]Imreallytired2301 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her she looked interesting and maybe we can go shopping and cook up a meal sometime
[–]ty_99k00[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd just tell her you thought she was pretty. After all, part of liking someone is being attracted to them.
[+]TheSunshineMan -8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is horrible..
[–]leafhog -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“I don’t know, really. I thought you were beautiful and something about your energy caught my eye.”
[–]TheSunshineMan 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is horrible.. OP don't do this.
[–]leafhog 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Why did you give me your number?”
[+]Particular_Visual531 -8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I really like the funny ideas already given. But a good generic compliment is
" I like how your eyes light up when you smile"
[–]SnooPets1514 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If there’s a life where we can be soppy, romantic, be nice and still yield results (I.e. get laid, and have women fall at your feet) please take me there
[–]Particular_Visual531 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's my life, incredible on all accounts and by laid I mean anything I want and more than you can imagine.
[–]SnooPets1514 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good for you!
I think there's a difference between dropping a line like this when you're with someone and when you're first getting to know them though
[–]Particular_Visual531 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I use that line all the time as an introduction line for a cold approach or in the first mins of a date. It's universal because, 1. It's true, 2. It's not sexual 3. Every girl loves to hear it.
Just smile, keep eye contact, and watch what a woman does when you say it! Good luck!
[–]mookie1955 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her smile
[–]Youthful25 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Compliment her outfit or her vibe
[–]Woujo 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You looked interesting, cool, fun, hot, etc...
[–]Natural_Fox_9652 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her you saw how attractive she looked and that how she carried herself suggested an interesting character . In just a couple of moments you were beguiled and then decided to approach. Put some specifics in that you recall.
She was flattered and wants to know what she was emanating, and she harbors doubts and wants to know what you really want.
[–]HappinesSource 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Something congruent with your opener) how you opened the conversation. Which was it, btw?
[–]L0n3W01f_ 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say something genuine that makes you stand out from the other approachers she gets.
[–]mijo4presidentay 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her she looked like she could make some mean spaghetti
[–]Jay-Ames 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kind of avoid it in a funny way to keep the mystery or say the truth straight up with all the confidence in the world. I prefer the first option unless certain situations call for it.
So say something like. "Well, was was trying to buy some apples but you just kept being in my way".
Now you have just demonstrated a couple of things in one sentence. Namely:
Women like these things. Once again, use the first option.
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I loved your vibe, I had to say hi"
[–]SmolAnus 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you were the one to ask this question, what answer would leave you satisfied?
Just be honest. It seems like a question that a person with low self esteem would ask, but I am no psychologist.
[–]Yujir0Hanma 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How'd you approach and get her number in the grocery store is what I wanna know
[–]meogdon[S] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Hey how are you doing? What’s your number so I can take you on a nice date?” She looked caught off guard and see said sure and we went from there
[–]multipleinterest 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Ma_1ik 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Why did you approach me?” I hate stupid questions like that. We’ve never met but somehow I found your personality and energy so pure that I had to get to know you! Obviously it’s cuz I think you’re attractive.
[–]the-original-chad 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing wrong with saying you found her physically attractive. It’s not like women only want their personality to be found attractive. You already beat the 99% that can’t approach in the day sober. Just say you found her pretty, it’s all right
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[–]IamtheDanr 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Careful not to come off as a creep, you shouldn't really approach when women are working.
She wasn’t working she was a normal customer
[–]Uoger 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Say that she caught your eye.
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