Your introduction. 25 words or less. Go

kongzilla · 2012-01-06T17:34:32+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKGtf37TEI

verbatim

djdroid · 2012-01-06T15:06:31+00:00

Hey, I'm looking for a buddy of mine, he's about my height, except I'm way better looking.

Nice to meet you all.

ShowcasePUA · 2012-01-06T15:49:18+00:00

Pleasure to meet you

(when shaking hands with a woman, either slowly brush my fingers down her hand when breaking contact, or see how long she wants to hold the handshake. Something I learned from Lance Mason)

frogma · 2012-01-06T22:07:56+00:00

When I introduce myself to a group, the words usually don't matter. I can literally just stand near a group for a bit, and eventually I become a "member" of that group.

If I do say anything, it's something situational. So I'll listen to the group for a few sentences, and then I'll respond to a guy/girl in a way that fits. Like at my dad's bar last week, some girl was talking about her shitty phone, so I "joined" the group by teasing her about her phone and mentioning how my iphone's better. That's all it took. As soon as I mentioned the iphone, I had like 3 guys and 2 girls agreeing with me and then they went into detail about how the iphone's awesome compared to this girl's shitty nokia (or whatever she had). Then we played some darts and some foosball together as a group.

Openers don't matter. The vibe is what matters. Establish a friendly vibe with even one guy in the group, and you're good to go. Establish that vibe with the girl, and you're golden. Just make sure to establish that vibe with the overall group, and you'll be fine. You don't have to say a single word (you can literally just follow them around), and they'll still usually "accept" you as a member of the group.

In other words, this post is shitty because it assumes that you need a really good opener. That's usually not how shit works. You technically need to make a good first impression, but it's not cut-and-dry like that. You can make a horrible first impression and still end up fucking a girl- or, you can make an awesome first impression and still go home empty-handed.

AdverbVerb · 2012-01-06T18:29:27+00:00

(In British Accent) "Fancy a fuck"

slackwaresupport · 2012-01-06T14:47:32+00:00

i have a huge cock.

yenners · 2012-01-07T02:28:05+00:00

......blank stare

FisherKing22 · 2012-01-06T15:44:18+00:00

Hey. Open your mouth as wide as you can... You'll do.

indigObstacle · 2012-01-06T22:28:06+00:00

TheGameGenie · 2012-01-06T18:10:31+00:00

I just want to fuck something warm

ldn_singh · 2012-01-06T15:12:07+00:00

Nice to meet you, first time ever I'm not the hottest person in the room.

scrubzor · 2012-01-06T18:33:06+00:00

"Hey, you guys looked like fun, I had to come meet you. I'm Alex."

Sometimes I go with "I thought you guys had great style" or if its a single girl "I thought you looked stunning", instead of the "look like fun" part.

frogma · 2012-01-06T21:20:34+00:00

Opener doesnt matter dude. I just wrote a big response but my computer died, so I'll go into it later. Just realize that your paramaters are shitty, and it's usually not how approaching works. I can say retarded shit and still fuck a girl.

2012-01-06T15:37:01+00:00

Hey! You guys having a good time tonight?

mrbrinks · 2012-01-07T02:51:32+00:00

Hi. pause You seem interesting and I wanted to meet you. cheers

Not very difficult.

Apheal · 2012-01-07T13:18:41+00:00

"Hey"

2012-01-07T13:58:43+00:00

In a bar: Hey, how are you? Having a good time?

In a non-natural pickup place: Hey, how are you? [follow up with natural question related to surrounding: ie; bus in the morning: going to work?, food-shop on a friday: having friends over tonight?, liquer store: going out tonight? etc...]

simple questions. I think you're "vibe" is more important though. A confident posture, smile and eye-contact.

jetter23 · 2012-01-06T20:35:20+00:00

You people are all retarded, and the very fact this question exists proves the nubness of you guys in the PUA community.

It's all about what you AREN'T saying. Your eyes, smile, and body language do 90% of the convo for you. You could be talking about birds shitting on cars and she would have no idea if you do it right.

That being said, this place makes me LOL

Seduceher · 2012-01-06T17:09:08+00:00

Welcome to my club, I hope you are having a great time tonight. Yes thats my Ferrari, would you like a ride?

Title	Your introduction. 25 words or less. Go
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Date	January 6, 2012 2:46 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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