How will I ever be able to operate the thermostat without my wife?

How will I ever remember when to take out the garbage without my wife?

How will I be able to have a conversation with a third party without my wife?

How will I ever be able to pee properly (yes it’s true, and I’m not talking about toilet seat issues) without my wife advising me how I should be doing it?

How will I ever be able to be happy without someone controlling me?

How will I?