Not even certified used. Ouch.

monkensteinxstupido · 2019-03-26T15:40:18+00:00

Whoa slow down... She's gonna come with some other guys kids too. 😂

ISaidBeeeeetch · 2019-03-26T16:01:57+00:00

And “loyalty” lolololol.

SiliconeGiant · 2019-03-26T17:57:10+00:00

500k? Where, in Kansas? (sorry Kansas you were randomly chosen lol, could be OK, KY, TN)

Fuck, out here in CA you'd be lucky to be under 1 million. Oh yeah that's what I want, a fucking million dollar mortgage. Go fuck yourself.

digitalEarthling · 2019-03-26T17:10:42+00:00

A pre owned pussy thats been cummed in over and over again by strangers, tag teamed, and possibly gangbanged. Eww.

notamanonlydynamite · 2019-03-26T18:33:01+00:00

Can confirm this. This is exactly how it went down for me. $3K mortgage and I'm sleeping on a couch at my parents house.

Disgruntledfamilyguy · 2019-03-26T15:49:12+00:00

Well, when you put it like that...........

jeabben · 2019-03-26T16:34:38+00:00

Some some lonely desperate man will get trapped and screwed.

escalover · 2019-03-26T18:03:49+00:00

And some other nigga's kids.

MadeInBeirut13 · 2019-03-26T17:47:56+00:00

And when you ask her, its always got a few rolled back miles

Nov51605 · 2019-03-26T18:38:48+00:00

with a HOE-dometer that's turned over several times

Zuck7980 · 2019-03-26T18:59:56+00:00

Wedding Costs $25000 ?? Court Marriage it is...

cleats4u · 2019-03-26T17:53:11+00:00

With a hundred thousand miles on it!

mowadep · 2019-03-26T21:58:31+00:00

This actually hits a problem that I'm having with a lot of women, its that I put in all this time money and energy and they just sit there. Even in bed they just lay there??? Can you help or idk do anything? Wont cook, wont clean, complain about doing any form of work, or better yet just complain. I honestly wish I could do nothing too and expect the world on a silver platter. The realization women are pretty much dolls with loud speakers on there head is becoming hard not to notice.... maybe Ive just been burnt bad in my last few relationships but I'm really starting to look for a women who will pick up her own weight at least a little

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2019-03-26T18:08:46+00:00

Refurbished isn't any good from that company either

MigrainesRcontagious · 2019-03-26T20:46:32+00:00

There's a reason why Goodwill doesn't accept donated underwear. No one wants to touch it and no one is interested in paying for it.

CAgovernor · 2019-03-26T18:01:42+00:00

Never buy used...even new, must come fully loaded + prenup.

Groggster11 · 2019-03-26T17:30:28+00:00

shadbin · 2019-03-26T19:56:43+00:00

I know I sound like a virgin, which I am but to me a "No pussy" sounds better than "Pre owned pussy". (No need to roast me :3 I did your work for you)

GoHurtMyFeelings · 2019-03-26T19:59:27+00:00

Cuck tears is having a field day on this post.

PleaseComeCorrect · 2019-03-27T03:37:54+00:00

$6,000 ring? Hahahahahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... Fuck, I have been married twice and engaged once in between, and never spent less than $12,000 on a ring...

I love these posts - and even as ridiculous as it sounds, it's like 50% of how fucking bad it is out here for a lot of dudes!

mengmar1 · 2019-03-26T16:46:12+00:00

Never worth it!

jacketguy · 2019-03-26T21:19:40+00:00

“pre-owned” thats an understatement

the scrap yard doesn’t even want that roast beef

Not_at_Sears · 2019-03-26T22:42:27+00:00

Its a scam folks

somber_smiles · 2019-03-26T18:33:27+00:00

lmao!!! Savage.

gerbil_jammer · 2019-03-26T23:19:30+00:00

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1st10Amendments · 2019-03-26T21:02:42+00:00

Pre-owned, ‘slightly’ used pussy.

HappyDaysMyDays · 2019-03-26T20:43:05+00:00

Certified pre-owned and non-existent

BTW, I have had them all and no longer do due to her being accustomed to her “lifestyle” that she was not around for when I was earning it all.

Zombocom1911 · 2019-03-26T21:44:16+00:00

where do I sign up? please assure me that she'll take half of all of that whenever she gets bored and hops on the next dick, or i'm never signing

ClonazolamIsMe · 2019-03-26T19:23:16+00:00

Most guys I know getting married just buy cheap plastic rings lol

Honzgreat28 · 2019-03-26T20:59:07+00:00

That is so true it makes me want to break down and cry about how free it feels not to want marriage. These thots out of luck with me and that’s real talk .

Kassy-R · 2019-03-26T15:25:00+00:00

Spoiled much?

ReformedConvict · 2019-03-26T16:04:48+00:00

These women place excessive demands on the guy in order to "compensate" for their lack of sexual attraction to him, then end up resenting him anyway. That's what happens when she reduces herself to a prostitute.

Zilo88 · 2019-03-26T18:33:20+00:00

For the record, a quality flesh light costs maybe $40.

AbdulazizHy · 2019-03-26T19:39:32+00:00

Not to mention that you're giving a pre-owned dick too

ColdStatistician · 2019-03-27T00:23:12+00:00

Atleast ~~$500,000~~ $5,000,000. Come on now, let's not kid ourselves.

daprophet1978 · 2019-03-27T00:23:48+00:00

I’m pretty sure women can have jobs

patmika · 2019-03-27T04:54:36+00:00

The fact that you reduce an individual's impact in life down to a sexual return demonstrates perfectly the kind of half-functioning lobotomized logic you operate upon.

mrscissorhands4 · 2019-03-27T05:23:42+00:00

It's just your turn with her...

waduhekdisis · 2019-03-26T22:57:02+00:00

I don't think you can call it pre-owned when it's this heavily used

courtcucked · 2019-03-26T17:12:52+00:00

Sounds like we are missing a few kids and lets please reduce this from the alimony she already gets.

peacevibes13 · 2019-03-26T18:36:54+00:00

Even though she's not satisfied with all this when you're being cuckold and without your knowledge she starts to cheat and enjoy your stuffs

mgtow-for-life · 2019-03-26T19:36:08+00:00

She can go fuck herself!

tttulio · 2019-03-26T20:17:35+00:00

Mileage may vary...

shortandfat23 · 2019-03-26T20:18:11+00:00

With an expired warranty

T4mvv1lc0xx · 2019-03-26T20:26:26+00:00

Well men keep playing along

balancedben · 2019-03-26T23:25:02+00:00

If you luck out and get one that'll stick with you this is what she'll turn into. Lol

https://youtu.be/3dLZZf03YAo

NateyBoi25 · 2019-03-27T00:00:49+00:00

That probably had an STD

QuantumSanta · 2019-03-27T00:18:01+00:00

They missed out the cost of kids. Probably higher than all of the above combined plus.

xxcups · 2019-03-27T00:47:34+00:00

The ring, house, and all your money are permanently hers while access to her pussy is per terms and conditions for a limited time only as she will divorce you eventually

everythingisatoms · 2019-03-27T00:49:15+00:00

Men are the prize. Only idiots worship women.

kimRarrrzzz · 2019-03-27T00:51:33+00:00

lmao and they have the guts to demand lmfao and when your money us gone their gone too lmao

DJVENZI · 2019-03-27T01:22:58+00:00

Damn she gonna be upset with the house if all it costs is 500k. At least where I live lmao

datlat24 · 2019-03-27T02:11:03+00:00

Damn 6k ring? You got off easy lol

Trueandlivin__ · 2019-03-27T02:27:51+00:00

this one isn’t fair to women

they go half on the wedding & most of their names are on the deeds to the house

Thisismybot8 · 2019-03-27T02:30:48+00:00

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Literally laughed out loud. Gold.

aroundtheboat · 2019-03-27T05:35:32+00:00

That's a bad deal!

RedPillJunky · 2019-03-27T06:24:41+00:00

That's one expensive pussy I'll pass.

P5Cel · 2019-03-27T06:41:09+00:00

And starfish sex only once a month if you're lucky.

Nathan_P_Charles · 2019-03-27T07:37:49+00:00

Gona need the FuckFax on this pre pwned vag.

PhoneOnMyName · 2019-03-27T08:04:54+00:00

Divorce Rap* within 10 years of marriage.

Left with Child support for next 20 years.

krkpatrck · 2019-03-27T08:14:16+00:00

That was good

krkpatrck · 2019-03-27T08:49:49+00:00

I fucking died reading this 😂😂😂😂

2019-03-27T13:03:43+00:00

It’s like when GameStop gives you a scratched up used game that doesn’t work.

wildfireboat · 2019-03-27T14:51:48+00:00

It used to be taboo to talk to your new girlfriend's ex.

But honestly... it's time for a Thotfax.

175C00I · 2019-03-29T19:33:00+00:00

sassy-snake · 2019-04-09T05:51:38+00:00

And Karen will take the kids anyway

JBVO28 · 2019-04-10T01:28:57+00:00

6,000 dollar ring? Jeeze quite the cheap skate here 😏

CinnamonArmin · 2019-06-23T03:51:35+00:00

Y’all really still shaming women for having sex huh.

vl22 · 2019-03-27T10:06:29+00:00

Fleshlight sales going thru the roof after this post

wtf8821 · 2019-03-26T21:30:21+00:00

So...you're pretty fucking poor if you think 6k is a lot for a ring.

voidlost02 · 2019-03-27T03:05:04+00:00

Still worth it

daedango · 2019-03-27T04:02:51+00:00

I hate to say this, but I kind of agree. I’m a girl, and I’m in no way the prettiest out there. I’m not even attractive to say the least. Though- a lot of girls even uglier than I act this way. I hate that most women act like this !! It’s pretty annoying..

Araraura · 2019-04-11T22:18:00+00:00

How is this subreddit not banned yet

God damn where are the admins when we need them

Duganz · 2019-03-26T17:47:14+00:00

Doesn’t everyone come with used genitalia? I think it’s nice when people set expectations at the beginning of a relationship so you can discuss viability and similarities. Then people get to make free decisions about their lives. It’s really a good thing aside from the weird gentital comments. That’s just confusing.

Zilo88 · 2019-03-27T00:51:59+00:00

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fvckmoneygetbitxhes · 2019-03-26T16:57:04+00:00

So thankful my wife just wanted to elope with a $30 ring from a jewelry store she liked and live in my piece of shit studio with me.

Didn’t even complain that the only couch I had was a futon that we only replaced when it fell apart 6 years later with couches she found from a big box store that were surprisingly nice for dirt cheap.

I’m the money spender and she respects my hobbies and my alone time and that I pursue what I want. I’m the one looking at $1mil+ homes. She tells me every day she’d be happy to live in a tent under a bridge as long as we were together and suggests apartments for $200k max.

Her pussy wasn’t wrecked yet either. First!

I know some dudes here are looking for relationships and I just want to say that women like this are out there guys. They respect MGTOW and they still meet you in the middle for the relationship as well. I believe with the right person you can have both if that’s something you want in life.

Edited a word.

Not even certified used. Ouch.

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Title	Not even certified used. Ouch.
Author	gerbil_jammer
Upvotes	2777
Comments	225
Date	March 26, 2019 3:15 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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